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The Holy Church of Zoltan, and the scourging of Hentogaira

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Manifestation of Zoltan
The Holy Church of Zoltan
#1 - 2013-03-11 03:19:04 UTC
Citizens of New Eden,

As of today my loyal servants, the Swords of Zoltan have begun their holy mission to cleanse Hentogaira's miners. I have judged them guilty of slothfulness, the punishment is the destruction of their vessels, and forfeiture of property to The Holy Church of Zoltan. Hentogaira is the start of something much bigger, soon the Holy Church of Zoltan will extend its reach across the heavens, to spread the word of Zoltan, and punish the lazy, stupid, and slothful.

While Zoltan views sloth itself as a most heinous crime there is one far worse...
Allowing your ship to be controlled by robotics will result in repeated targeting by the Swords of Zoltan.
My immortal soldiers will stop at nothing to bring these lost souls back to the light.


Aiding the Servants of ZoltanAttention

Citizens of the four empires are encouraged to aid the Holy Church of Zoltan by reporting those guilty of sloth in systems of 0.5 or 0.6 security systems. While the Swords of Zoltan pride themselves in their aggressive execution of their mission they are also aware of their limitations.
Donations of monies and items to The Holy Church of Zoltan are of course appreciated. Those who participate will be granted status as "first citizen" among the masses of New Eden.

Zoltan understands that not everyone can afford to aid his servants in their quest through monetary donations. Luckily the faith requires ministry outside that of the sword. By pasting the following passage in your Bio and responding with "Praise Zoltan!" whenever prompted by a member of the Church in local you too may become a "first citizen" in New Eden.

Quote:
Praise be to Zoltan, we seek His help and ask for his pardon. we take refuge in Zoltan from our wrongs and bad deeds. Who ever been guided by Zoltan will not be misled, and who ever has been misled, he will never be guided. I bear witness that there is no God except Zoltan-no associates with Him- and I bear witness that I am His slave and messenger.



Good day citizens of New Eden, peace be upon you.

Now with blog!   Praise Zoltan!
Ifly Uwalk
Perkone
Caldari State
#2 - 2013-03-11 03:38:34 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Cyberdyne
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ISD Cyberdyne
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#3 - 2013-03-11 05:04:51 UTC
As a reminder, please remember to adhere to forum rules when posting, post constructively, and refrain from off-topic posting.


Thank you.

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culo duro
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2013-03-11 08:12:19 UTC
Manifestation of Zoltan wrote:

Zoltan understands that not everyone can afford to aid his servants in their quest through monetary donations.


Don't know if scam or just new james 315.

I've starting blogging http://www.epvpc.blogspot.com 
BadAssMcKill
Aliastra
#5 - 2013-03-11 08:43:40 UTC
So the New Order but with a religious gimmick

Cool
Manifestation of Zoltan
The Holy Church of Zoltan
#6 - 2013-03-11 22:14:23 UTC
Congratulations to my loyal servants are in order!

They have surpassed the Billion ISK mark in assets destroyed, and that with the Church not even twenty-four hours old.
I am very pleased with their progress thus far.

Now with blog!   Praise Zoltan!
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#7 - 2013-03-11 23:49:01 UTC
Immitation is the highest form of flattery.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
Vin King
State War Academy
Caldari State
#8 - 2013-03-11 23:58:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Vin King
The soul of the bot has on this day gained a new enemy!


Edit: For anyone wondering, the New Order takes no stance on religion. The New Halaima Code of Conduct is a guide for your behavior in New Order space. The Saviour of HighSec provides you no protection for your immortal soul. The Church of Zoltan and The New Order would overlap, not be in competition. Miners in Hentogaira would do well to remember that they still require a mining permit.

Proud member of the New Order of HighSec
Mark Munoz
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2013-03-12 01:51:07 UTC
I guess even in virtual worlds there has to be "me too's".
Manifestation of Zoltan
The Holy Church of Zoltan
#10 - 2013-03-12 02:12:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Manifestation of Zoltan
Mark Munoz wrote:
I guess even in virtual worlds there has to be "me too's".


*there have to be "me too's".


I detest poor grammar almost as much as laziness.

Now with blog!   Praise Zoltan!
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#11 - 2013-03-12 03:23:14 UTC
Manifestation of Zoltan wrote:
Mark Munoz wrote:
I guess even in virtual worlds there has to be "me too's".


*there have to be "me toos".


I detest poor grammar almost as much as laziness.



This is the first time I have ever liked a 'grammar nazi' post.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
Agent Trask
Doomheim
#12 - 2013-03-12 04:38:54 UTC
Welcome, friend. I look forward to seeing more of your work. Only by thorough humiliation will miners be taught the humility their trade requires.

Be sure to remind miners in the systems you patrol that they need to purchase a New Order mining permit, AND pay the mandatory tithe to your religious order.

Separation of Church and State requires this!

Join the New Order, buy your permit today, and follow the code.

www.minerbumping.com
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#13 - 2013-03-12 12:24:43 UTC
culo duro wrote:
Don't know if scam or just new james 315.


The difference being... ?

http://youtu.be/t0q2F8NsYQ0
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#14 - 2013-03-12 13:26:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
Katran Luftschreck wrote:
culo duro wrote:
Don't know if scam or just new james 315.


The difference being... ?


The whiners now have at least 2 groups to complain about. Just think of the amount of threads that they can start, decrying multiple groups of people that have taken it upon themselves to force player interaction in a multiplayer game.

OP you should consider teaming up with James 315 and the New Order. If you're willing to sacrifice ships to explode miners, as long as the sacrifice includes the Holy Rite of Concordokken they won't care which deity you choose to sacrifice them to.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Hayz Hayward
Flying Twice Technologies
#15 - 2013-03-12 17:23:28 UTC
I'll supply you with the funds.....


But first I need to mine the funds......

WARNING: this post is filled with cerebral dissentry
Manifestation of Zoltan
The Holy Church of Zoltan
#16 - 2013-03-12 18:30:58 UTC
A crusader for The Holy Church of Zoltan has provided me with the following motivational quotes from one of our adversaries in the Hentogaira system.

Quote:
michaelMeilinbourne > lol u wouldn't like "my gang"
michaelMeilinbourne > I run with ppl u dream about in ur nightmares
michaelMeilinbourne > they are training me right now in PvP


Considering michael's grand total of two kills, I must say he truly is the champion Hentogaira deserves. While he stands on the wrong side of justice the Church of Zoltan respects his zeal and hopes to turn him to light.

Now with blog!   Praise Zoltan!
Mark Munoz
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2013-03-12 21:29:24 UTC
Manifestation of Zoltan wrote:
Mark Munoz wrote:
I guess even in virtual worlds there has to be "me too's".


*there have to be "me too's".


I detest poor grammar almost as much as laziness.


You detest laziness yet you can't even come up with an original spin on the same story.
Dave Stark
#18 - 2013-03-12 21:34:39 UTC
Manifestation of Zoltan wrote:
Congratulations to my loyal servants are in order!

They have surpassed the Billion ISK mark in assets destroyed, and that with the Church not even twenty-four hours old.
I am very pleased with their progress thus far.


so, you ganked 6 mackinaws.

that it?
Eram Fidard
Doomheim
#19 - 2013-03-13 11:44:24 UTC
Manifestation of Zoltan wrote:
I detest poor grammar almost as much as laziness.



really?


"Who ever been guided"



Might want to check your OP for glaring grammar mistakes before correcting others. Or maybe you were just too lazy to proofread it?




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Haedonism Bot
People for the Ethical Treatment of Rogue Drones
#20 - 2013-03-13 12:50:16 UTC
Starting to smell a little bit like butthurt in here. I admit that I was skeptical at first of this blatant copycat of the New Order, but based on the last couple of posts the OP must be doing something right. I suppose ganking miners, then feeding them outrageous RP reasons is a tried and true method of tear extraction, so why not?

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