EVE General Discussion

there is nothing more entertaining than a thread full of bad ideas

I can't believe I read all of those pages.

But wait, even if CCP is somehow being manipulated to do stupid ****, doesn't that fit perfectly with Eve's whole motif of "Play your way"?

Really, the goons have won the game; they're so far above everyone else they're actually competing with the developers to do what they want & exploit as much & many as possible. Win?

Goons, you may be A-holes, but you truly take griefing to a whole new level. You have to respect that!

Ok, so I read through most of the thread. I read the whole article as well.

You seem to have forgotten one thing, or maybe you didn't know. See, mittens never mentioned that there are some entities in eve that stand to make a huge profit from a "shortage" of ice (rather, a lack of oversupply). If mittens is not completely daft, then he is one of those entities.

He neglected to mention that because it wouldn't be a very good "morale booster" for the goons. Either that, or he really is stupid enough to think he can remove all the ice from the game. The fact is, some select few people have enough ice to keep all of eve going for years. They are making a lot of isk right now, and they're not stupid. Keep selling just enough to keep the price at a point where people still buy it.

Aside from that, if mittens really succeeded in emptying out all the ice, then CCP could simply add some more without us having any way to prove it happened. Just make some fake characters and fake logs, voila, let there be isotopes.

Now, is highsec going to change in the near future? Probably. Is suicide ganking going to be a thing of the past? Don't think so. Not until they add some other massive mineral sink, like arenas for instance.

Hardest job in the world is trying to find any meaningful content in a Goon post

I see only one solution to this - TOTAL CIVIL WAR!!!!

The Winter Expansion should be that you log on and have two buttons - Fight for Mittani, or fight for the Ice Miners. With all of New Eden falling under two Alliances - there will be an 3pic bloodbath, and the winner determines the future of highsec and suicide ganking.

If Mittani wins, Concord is removed, and replaced by Goon Police (TM), each armed with Fleet Issue Titan. Fleet Issue Titan will have original DD mechanic restored. Local will be removed, asteroids will be removed from wormholes, and the entire game becomes 0.0. CCP Dropbear will adjust lore for RP purposes.

If the Ice Miners win, than all PvP in the game will exist in a single arena in Delve, where you must ask permission before you can lock a target and fire a weapon. The Apostle will be declared CEO of CCP, and all the gamers disgruntled with Mists of Pandaria will flee to New New Eden, where they can farm gold and /emote dance in stations. 3pic mount segways will be sold to players via NeX store, and all stations will be redecorated for each and every Holiday. Mittens and Helicity Boson will each receive a permaban from EvE and all of the interweb, and fitted with a RF ankle bracelet that scrambles all nearby WiFi signals.

Starting this Winter - your actions will finally have consequence. Welcome to the future.

If you could tell me how this is a goon alt post ill give you all my isk and quit the game forever. Thats your challange for today

Why does there need to be a solution?

To the OP: CCP will understand how removing high sec wars and ganking will increase inflation. What if the removal of higher end ice and minimising of mid level minerals from high sec was to accompany this?

What if level 4s started entering low sec more frequently?

both ideas are already floating around.

let's see

CONCORD instaneuts, instajams and instagibs you as soon as they're on grid, why does it need a buff at all?

either the idea i gave above OR no six second wait. Instantly warp to offender

OK, two seconds then. Then you can still alpha or youre ******

make it hard at least, ****