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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#7481 - 2013-03-07 18:29:47 UTC
*glances at Riall's chest and thinks the same thing.*

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Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#7482 - 2013-03-07 19:53:47 UTC
*scoops up pillow and caresses it's lovely softness* you know what must be done, my darling...

*coldly gestures at random's soon to be corpse*
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#7483 - 2013-03-07 19:58:44 UTC
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
*scoops up pillow and caresses it's lovely softness* you know what must be done, my darling...

*coldly gestures at random's soon to be corpse*


EEEEK!

Now c'mon hon, you dont need to be that way.....

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Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#7484 - 2013-03-07 20:06:43 UTC
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#7485 - 2013-03-07 21:16:02 UTC
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
*scoops up pillow and caresses it's lovely softness* you know what must be done, my darling...

*coldly gestures at random's soon to be corpse*
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Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#7486 - 2013-03-07 21:18:40 UTC
♥~squishy softness~♥
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#7487 - 2013-03-07 21:24:57 UTC
Liafcipe9000 wrote:
♥~squishy softness~♥

*proceeds to smother to death*
Zapp Brenigan
Ishukone Black Watch
#7488 - 2013-03-07 21:31:57 UTC
You look like a woman who appreciates the finer things in life. Come over here and feel my velour bedspread.

"Zapp Brenigan is the greatest Starfleet Captain since Han Solo." - Malcolm Reynolds (Battlestar Galactica)
Angelique Duchemin
Team Evil
#7489 - 2013-03-07 22:01:01 UTC
Well I'm not going to be able to compete with Tanthalassa so I'm going back to sleep. The two of you, try not to wake me.

The very sun of heaven seemed distorted when viewed through the polarising miasma welling out from this sea-soaked perversion, and twisted menace and suspense lurked leeringly in those crazily elusive angles of carven rock where a second glance shewed concavity after the first shewed convexity.

Riall
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#7490 - 2013-03-07 23:49:25 UTC
Those aren't pillows, but you're welcome to continue.

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Keepin' it... me.
Devils Embrace
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7491 - 2013-03-08 00:08:21 UTC
They look like pillows.....

It's like they usually say about fantasy MMO's and men playing female characters: "If I'm going to spend alot of time watching this character, it might as well have a good looking ass".
Lorcan Orphrey
Abthane Laboratories
#7492 - 2013-03-08 00:36:46 UTC
I'm actually okay with this.
Devils Embrace
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7493 - 2013-03-08 00:43:39 UTC
I'm Not...

It's like they usually say about fantasy MMO's and men playing female characters: "If I'm going to spend alot of time watching this character, it might as well have a good looking ass".
Angelique Duchemin
Team Evil
#7494 - 2013-03-08 00:45:43 UTC
Dibs on the sailor.

The very sun of heaven seemed distorted when viewed through the polarising miasma welling out from this sea-soaked perversion, and twisted menace and suspense lurked leeringly in those crazily elusive angles of carven rock where a second glance shewed concavity after the first shewed convexity.

Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#7495 - 2013-03-08 06:27:12 UTC
Hello Amish lady. I didnt know you were allowed to do that.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Ila Gant
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#7496 - 2013-03-08 06:39:35 UTC
I'll be harshing more than your mellow if you don't stop snoring.
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#7497 - 2013-03-08 06:46:19 UTC
*Boing, boing*

That is all!

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#7498 - 2013-03-08 06:51:43 UTC
I thought that last drink tasted like rohypnol

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Qaidan Alenko
Eezo-Lution Inc.
#7499 - 2013-03-08 06:57:03 UTC
No need to feel ashamed... what we did last night is perfectly natural and beautiful... Now wipe away that sad face and get back here for round 2. Twisted
Go ahead... Get your Wham on!!!
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#7500 - 2013-03-08 07:15:41 UTC
You say beautiful. I say to-ma-to. P

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate