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Up-and-coming ******* corps, I need you!
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Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2013-03-06 22:41:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Psychotic Monk
Hey guys. Lately I've been getting people coming to me to help them get into this life we love. I'm able to show them some stuff and get them enjoying themselves, but as our sort of work is often best done in small groups and Skunkworks is super selective based on fitting in just right I can't just go ahead and recruit them.

I really don't want to leave these dudes hanging, and this life can be super hard without at least a partner in crime. For now I'm just shoving them into a corp in the alliance so they have some WTs they can shoot, but they deserve better than that.

If you're a up and coming griefer corp who's willing to teach or learn with some newbros, please contact me. I'd really like to find them some good homes so they can keep on having a good time here in space with us.

Belligerent Undesirables Selling Griefer Immunity
Ser Butte
Hole Exploitation Inc.
#2 - 2013-03-06 23:16:02 UTC
We would be happy to assist in teaching newbees the fine arts of being ~belligerent undesirables~.
Diesel47
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#3 - 2013-03-07 07:09:25 UTC
Send them to my corp, we will show them first hand what griefing is.

De'Veldrin
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2013-03-07 14:10:21 UTC
Diesel47 wrote:
Send them to my corp, we will show them first hand what griefing is.



I'm guessing the idea is to teach them to grief others, not grief them. Lol

De'Veldrin's Corollary (to Malcanis' Law): Any idea that seeks to limit the ability of a large nullsec bloc to do something in the name of allowing more small groups into sov null will inevitably make it that much harder for small groups to enter sov null.
Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2013-03-07 18:54:12 UTC
Guys, I've been contacted by several great potential new homes for young scoundrels, but I have nowhere to send people for suicide ganking. I would send them to the New Order, but their stuff is all ideological and only isk-neutral because of reimbursements. I newbros I send into the world to be able to support themselves with their profession.

Suicide gank crews, please contact me if you're willing to adopt.

Belligerent Undesirables Selling Griefer Immunity
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2013-03-08 12:40:26 UTC
Psychotic Monk wrote:
Guys, I've been contacted by several great potential new homes for young scoundrels, but I have nowhere to send people for suicide ganking. I would send them to the New Order, but their stuff is all ideological and only isk-neutral because of reimbursements. I newbros I send into the world to be able to support themselves with their profession.

Suicide gank crews, please contact me if you're willing to adopt.
I hate griefers.

Sociopaths. Sociopaths everywhere! Everywhere i say!
They make our lives miserable by passing us by AFK laughing straight into our faces,
because we cant touch them!!

Headache.