Crime & Punishment

Sorry, no tears this time, just a funny thing that just happened to me.

I have an alt, who is usefull on some days for doing specific tasks for me. When she's not doing these, I usually park her in an ice belt with a Mack and have her make snowcones for me. Once an hour or so, I dock her up, empty her cargo and return to the belt.
Also known as AFK mining.

Meanwhile, I prefer doing more productive things on my main PC, like playing Eve on my main(moi), watching Anime, reading the forums, etc.

So I was browsing these forums, came across some youtube link, watched it, browsed a bit through you tube, generally idling my time away behind my PC. At some point, I remember, oh wait, I think it's about time to clean my cargo. So I move my chair a meter to the right and have a look, yes, my cargohold is full, I also see there's a whole bunch of wrecks around me.
to be precise, there were 12 thrasher wrecks around me, along with Concord, My shields are however fine, my armour is full, my hull is intact.. so I go over the wrecks, just to have a look, and apparantly 4 people decided to try and suicide gank my Mack. Unfortunately for them, since I really don't care about 'maximum output' and such, and it's just somethign for my alt to do while I do more productive stuff, her mack is quite heavily tanked up, no civilian shield boosters, nor shiny faction junk on it, Just a good setup of active shield tanking, shield buffer, etc. ( yay damage control! )
These guys must have not gotten the memo, because the 4 of them tried to gank me not once, not twice, but THREE times, probably in the same setups, that totally failed in even scratching my paint. Sadly, since I don't deploy drones, as I tend to forget about them, and I don't need them anyway, I didn't whore any killmails to link in this.

haha

You know the old phrase. "If at first you don't suceed, fail two more times"

Name the corp if you remember and it wasn't an npc corp

I like it. The closest I ever get to anything like that is being suicide ganked while in an empty unfitted ship while moving it.

Were they from bricksquad ? xD

oh and: i don't think you got ganked if you survived.

I enjoy anime too

Tis true check your killrights and get back to us

EDIT: Though can't post names in this thread, eve mail them to me, interested in seeing what they did wrong.

They didn't use a ship scanner and EFT the fit to figure out EHP then figure out their DPS requirement. Too much effort for simpletons.

..It's a sad day in Eve when the denizens of C&P congratulate an AFK player.

Some one should have fit ship scanners and used EFT.