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8 Horrifying Old Food Recipes
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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#1 - 2013-03-06 03:09:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Krixtal Icefluxor
http://www.buzzfeed.com/copyranter/the-8-most-disgusting-old-food-recipe-ads

Edit: Lime Jello Ring....with seafood.

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2013-03-06 03:24:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
#1: I'd try it

#2: I'd try it

#3: Actually doesn't look bad at all

#4: F*ck yea....

#5: I'm hesitant... that shape doesn't look right

#6: Ok, that looks good

#7: Yeah.... I'm not doing it

#8: Not sure what a spork is besides the most awesome utensil so no....

So 3/8 I wouldn't try Cool

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stoicfaux
#3 - 2013-03-06 03:47:20 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:

#8: Not sure what a spork is besides the most awesome utensil so no....


"spork" appears to be a competitor's version of Spam. And did you not see the "speef" can? Spam beef? "Try SPEEF! Companion meat to spork"...

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2013-03-06 03:55:05 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:

#8: Not sure what a spork is besides the most awesome utensil so no....


"spork" appears to be a competitor's version of Spam. And did you not see the "speef" can? Spam beef? "Try SPEEF! Companion meat to spork"...


We could have the most epic trailer park BBQ. Spam, spork, and speef!

Top it off with Pabst Blue Ribbon Cool

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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#5 - 2013-03-06 04:06:52 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:


Top it off with Pabst Blue Ribbon Cool



And that would indeed be the high point of the meal.

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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#6 - 2013-03-06 04:09:59 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
#1: I'd try it

#2: I'd try it

#6: Ok, that looks good

So 3/8 I wouldn't try Cool



But would you live ?

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Marie Hartinez
Aries Munitions and Defense
#7 - 2013-03-06 04:52:56 UTC
I've always said that I would try anything....

After reading that article, I take it back..... I'll try almost anything.

The roaches I ate in Thailand looked more appealing.

Surrender is still your slightly less painful option.
Ovv Topik
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2013-03-06 18:40:50 UTC
For those heading to fanfest this year, don't miss:

http://theglobeonmyplate.blogspot.co.uk/2010/06/best-head-at-reykjavik-bus-station.html

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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#9 - 2013-03-06 18:44:47 UTC
Ovv Topik wrote:
For those heading to fanfest this year, don't miss:

http://theglobeonmyplate.blogspot.co.uk/2010/06/best-head-at-reykjavik-bus-station.html

- Surf : Say you would!



Shocked

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#10 - 2013-03-06 19:40:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
I haven't seen any of those nuclear red frankfurters in a long time. Those things looked good, but they were pretty horrible. They had some kind of unidentifiable spice in them tasted really bitter, but gave a spicy hot sensation. Kind of a burning chemical flavor. Guaranteed heartburn too. Velveeta, Jell-O, Frito pie, tuna casserole, fruit cocktail, potted meat, Vienna sausages, Kool-Aid, red chemical franks-- those were the days. Smile
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2013-03-06 19:51:30 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
#1: I'd try it

#2: I'd try it

#6: Ok, that looks good

So 3/8 I wouldn't try Cool



But would you live ?


That's irrelevant...

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2013-03-06 19:52:35 UTC
Ovv Topik wrote:
For those heading to fanfest this year, don't miss:

http://theglobeonmyplate.blogspot.co.uk/2010/06/best-head-at-reykjavik-bus-station.html

- Surf : Say you would!


Depends on how drunk I was Blink

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Angelique Duchemin
Team Evil
#13 - 2013-03-06 20:42:59 UTC
I feel like that aggregator news page was aimed at very young people. Most of the things on that list have no reason to taste bad at all. The food is just shaped in odd ways.

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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#14 - 2013-03-06 22:07:41 UTC
Angelique Duchemin wrote:
I feel like that aggregator news page was aimed at very young people. Most of the things on that list have no reason to taste bad at all. The food is just shaped in odd ways.



Believe me, I am old enough to where those were typical examples of most cookbooks back then.

They were awful.

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Dersen Lowery
The Scope
#15 - 2013-03-06 22:18:21 UTC
There was a huge post-WWII push to profit from all the research that companies had did into feeding soldiers that eventually produced the MRE.

There are more than a few examples in that list, although the most direct descendant, the TV dinner, isn't there for obvious reasons.

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Mark Munoz
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2013-03-06 23:45:26 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:


Top it off with Pabst Blue Ribbon Cool



And that would indeed be the high point of the meal.


PBR is always a high point.
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#17 - 2013-03-06 23:58:53 UTC
Mark Munoz wrote:
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:


Top it off with Pabst Blue Ribbon Cool



And that would indeed be the high point of the meal.


PBR is always a high point.


Not always. But in the case of these recipes.........I would drink a case of it before setting fork to plate.

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Kehro Urgus
Dark Nebula Academy
O X I D E
#18 - 2013-03-07 07:38:37 UTC
Reminds me of those old Kraft commercials in the 70's that would showcase strange recipe ideas for mayonnaise and Cheez Whiz. X

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mr ed thehouseofed
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2013-03-07 09:30:06 UTC
Ovv Topik wrote:
For those heading to fanfest this year, don't miss:

http://theglobeonmyplate.blogspot.co.uk/2010/06/best-head-at-reykjavik-bus-station.html

- Surf : Say you would!



i expected something else ShockedCool and wtf "spork"ShockedShocked

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2013-03-07 10:47:06 UTC
And people say the British have bad food.... P

Then again... im currently eating cheese doritos with hummus atm. So i cant talk.

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