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Can Space Jesus forgive me of my Eve sins?
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Pewty McPew
EVE Corporation 2357451
#21 - 2013-03-04 22:19:41 UTC
WTS: Salvation

Opening bid: 10% of your total ISK worth
Buyout:: Send me all your ISK for private confession and absolution session
Tara Read
Blackwater USA Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#22 - 2013-03-05 01:49:27 UTC
Space B Jesus wrote:
You're all going to hell.



Peace,

J


Best response/character name EVER.
Calathorn Virpio
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#23 - 2013-03-05 02:09:56 UTC
Frying Doom wrote:
Sorry your sin cannot be forgiven.

And in true space style you should hurl your self out the nearest air lock.

For Thou shalt have no other gods before Bob.

Now airlock your self before you bring down the wrath of Bob.

Blasphemer



who's "bob"

BRING BACK THE JUKEBOX

I attended the School of Hard Nocks, the only place you will ever learn anything of value, sadly most Americans never meet the requirments to attend
stoicfaux
#24 - 2013-03-05 02:15:08 UTC
Three days to rezz down to a few seconds. I'd say that Space Jesus is hitting his stride.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
NEONOVUS
Mindstar Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#25 - 2013-03-05 02:27:54 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:
Three days to rezz down to a few seconds. I'd say that Space Jesus is hitting his stride.


Lets pod him, ...For SCIENCE!!
Steve Spooner
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#26 - 2013-03-05 05:57:23 UTC
Yer darn Amarr and your philosophies and beliefs! Leave that bushwhack in empire space.
Jensaro Koraka
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#27 - 2013-03-05 06:14:56 UTC
Jesus? I used to ride the bus with that guy. He says it haysoos though.

"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -H.L. Mencken
Frying Doom
#28 - 2013-03-05 06:41:46 UTC
Calathorn Virpio wrote:
Frying Doom wrote:
Sorry your sin cannot be forgiven.

And in true space style you should hurl your self out the nearest air lock.

For Thou shalt have no other gods before Bob.

Now airlock your self before you bring down the wrath of Bob.

Blasphemer



who's "bob"

You are going to burn in the black hole for ever.

Bob the magnificent
Bob the provider
Bob the giver of Anomalies
BoB the all powerful

He who gives form and meaning to the void and allows us safe passage through his Universe.

Our in your case BoB the Unforgiving.

You really need to start sacrificing Battleships or you will have no way to save your soul.

All praise BoB

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
Kehro Urgus
Dark Nebula Academy
O X I D E
#29 - 2013-03-05 06:58:03 UTC
Blessed are the noodly believers for theirs is the tomatoey dominion. Pirate

Yeeee! 
Xen Solarus
Furious Destruction and Salvage
#30 - 2013-03-05 08:13:58 UTC
Holy Space Jesus!! Shocked

You lost me when you asked for isk. Just like the origional Jesus, Space Jesus just wants your cash.

Post with your main, like a BOSS!

And no, i don't live in highsec.  As if that would make your opinion any less wrong.  
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