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'IF" RMT was allowed.....

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Yummy Yummy Yummy
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2013-03-04 16:00:12 UTC
how much isk would you pay for a good back massage or foot rub?


nothing dirty just regular massage, please stay on topic
Destination SkillQueue
Doomheim
#2 - 2013-03-04 16:04:45 UTC
How much would I have to pay you for such a "massage"?
Yummy Yummy Yummy
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2013-03-04 16:14:36 UTC
Destination SkillQueue wrote:
How much would I have to pay you for such a "massage"?


lol im not asking to offer services i was just curious to what people would pay
Hemmo Paskiainen
#4 - 2013-03-04 16:19:23 UTC
200 mil or so, 500 with a happy ending

If relativity equals time plus momentum, what equals relativity, if the momentum is minus to the time?
Destination SkillQueue
Doomheim
#5 - 2013-03-04 16:34:01 UTC
Yummy Yummy Yummy wrote:
Destination SkillQueue wrote:
How much would I have to pay you for such a "massage"?


lol im not asking to offer services i was just curious to what people would pay

I get you, say no more. Blink

A sensual massage that "fully relaxes" you might easily be worth some decent ISK. Further details and the exact price can be negotiated in private. I'm sure it's no trouble to come up with a mutually satisfying agreement.
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#6 - 2013-03-04 16:35:38 UTC
About tree-fiddy.



☼

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.
Whitehound
#7 - 2013-03-04 16:37:14 UTC
You would have to pay me just to be touching my feet.

Loss is meaningful. Therefore is the loss of meaning likewise meaningful. It is the source of all trolling.
Vin King
State War Academy
Caldari State
#8 - 2013-03-04 16:38:41 UTC
No happy ending = no isk.

Proud member of the New Order of HighSec
Ginger Barbarella
#9 - 2013-03-04 16:39:25 UTC
Yummy Yummy Yummy wrote:
how much isk would you pay for a good back massage or foot rub?


nothing dirty just regular massage, please stay on topic


I don't pay for massages, because I know how to TALK TO REAL PEOPLE! (As in, I date, I don't spend all day in chat rooms, I know how to actually interact with other human beings)

"Blow it all on Quafe and strippers." --- Sorlac
Destination SkillQueue
Doomheim
#10 - 2013-03-04 16:56:16 UTC
Ginger Barbarella wrote:
Yummy Yummy Yummy wrote:
how much isk would you pay for a good back massage or foot rub?


nothing dirty just regular massage, please stay on topic


I don't pay for massages, because I know how to TALK TO REAL PEOPLE! (As in, I date, I don't spend all day in chat rooms, I know how to actually interact with other human beings)

Yet your response to an innocent question asked in a friendly manner was to be rude and condescending towards the OP, so you'll forgive me if I can't take your claim seriously. For a person who claims to know how to talk to real people, you seem to struggle to do exactly that.
Buzzy Warstl
Quantum Flux Foundry
#11 - 2013-03-04 17:03:23 UTC
No question about massage from a female toon named "Yummy Yummy Yummy" can be reasonably construed as innocent in any world that I am familiar with.

http://www.mud.co.uk/richard/hcds.htm Richard Bartle: Players who suit MUDs
Whitehound
#12 - 2013-03-04 17:04:20 UTC
Destination SkillQueue wrote:
Ginger Barbarella wrote:
Yummy Yummy Yummy wrote:
how much isk would you pay for a good back massage or foot rub?


nothing dirty just regular massage, please stay on topic


I don't pay for massages, because I know how to TALK TO REAL PEOPLE! (As in, I date, I don't spend all day in chat rooms, I know how to actually interact with other human beings)

Yet your response to an innocent question asked in a friendly manner was to be rude and condescending towards the OP, so you'll forgive me if I can't take your claim seriously. For a person who claims to know how to talk to real people, you seem to struggle to do exactly that.

The response itself was fine. It is standard EVE talk. The real question is if she can shut up, because talking is a big turn off and well worth paying for.

Loss is meaningful. Therefore is the loss of meaning likewise meaningful. It is the source of all trolling.
Kristopher Rocancourt
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2013-03-04 17:08:59 UTC
IBTL, non productive post.

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Muad 'dib
State War Academy
Caldari State
#14 - 2013-03-04 17:09:16 UTC
pizza - plex for a large with 5 toppings

not bridged to me within 30 minutes its free :D

Cosmic signature detected. . . . http://i.imgur.com/Z7NfIS6.jpg I got 99 likes, and this post aint one.
Ginger Barbarella
#15 - 2013-03-04 17:11:20 UTC
Destination SkillQueue wrote:
Ginger Barbarella wrote:
Yummy Yummy Yummy wrote:
how much isk would you pay for a good back massage or foot rub?


nothing dirty just regular massage, please stay on topic


I don't pay for massages, because I know how to TALK TO REAL PEOPLE! (As in, I date, I don't spend all day in chat rooms, I know how to actually interact with other human beings)

Yet your response to an innocent question asked in a friendly manner was to be rude and condescending towards the OP, so you'll forgive me if I can't take your claim seriously. For a person who claims to know how to talk to real people, you seem to struggle to do exactly that.


You win the thread. I'm humbled by your awesomeness.

Roll

"Blow it all on Quafe and strippers." --- Sorlac
Ginger Barbarella
#16 - 2013-03-04 17:12:10 UTC
Whitehound wrote:
Destination SkillQueue wrote:
Ginger Barbarella wrote:
Yummy Yummy Yummy wrote:
how much isk would you pay for a good back massage or foot rub?


nothing dirty just regular massage, please stay on topic


I don't pay for massages, because I know how to TALK TO REAL PEOPLE! (As in, I date, I don't spend all day in chat rooms, I know how to actually interact with other human beings)

Yet your response to an innocent question asked in a friendly manner was to be rude and condescending towards the OP, so you'll forgive me if I can't take your claim seriously. For a person who claims to know how to talk to real people, you seem to struggle to do exactly that.

The response itself was fine. It is standard EVE talk. The real question is if she can shut up, because talking is a big turn off and well worth paying for.


Awaiting your donation of 1bil isk for me to shut up for the day. :)

"Blow it all on Quafe and strippers." --- Sorlac
Whitehound
#17 - 2013-03-04 17:25:57 UTC
Ginger Barbarella wrote:
Whitehound wrote:
Destination SkillQueue wrote:
Ginger Barbarella wrote:
Yummy Yummy Yummy wrote:
how much isk would you pay for a good back massage or foot rub?


nothing dirty just regular massage, please stay on topic


I don't pay for massages, because I know how to TALK TO REAL PEOPLE! (As in, I date, I don't spend all day in chat rooms, I know how to actually interact with other human beings)

Yet your response to an innocent question asked in a friendly manner was to be rude and condescending towards the OP, so you'll forgive me if I can't take your claim seriously. For a person who claims to know how to talk to real people, you seem to struggle to do exactly that.

The response itself was fine. It is standard EVE talk. The real question is if she can shut up, because talking is a big turn off and well worth paying for.


Awaiting your donation of 1bil isk for me to shut up for the day. :)

If you are a hooker, or know of any hookers, who play EVE and accept ISKs for payment then do let me know.

Get a picture of you and your ID or passport so we can arrange a meeting.

Loss is meaningful. Therefore is the loss of meaning likewise meaningful. It is the source of all trolling.
Ginger Barbarella
#18 - 2013-03-04 17:29:27 UTC
Whitehound wrote:
If you are a hooker, or know of any hookers, who play EVE and accept ISKs for payment then do let me know.

Get a picture of you and your ID or passport so we can arrange a meeting.


Still awaiting your donation.

And hey, man, this is a family board. You really should lighten up about your habit of frequenting prostitutes... unless you're a goonie, of course. Blink

"Blow it all on Quafe and strippers." --- Sorlac
Whitehound
#19 - 2013-03-04 17:34:49 UTC
Ginger Barbarella wrote:
Whitehound wrote:
If you are a hooker, or know of any hookers, who play EVE and accept ISKs for payment then do let me know.

Get a picture of you and your ID or passport so we can arrange a meeting.


Still awaiting your donation.

And hey, man, this is a family board. You really should lighten up about your habit of frequenting prostitutes... unless you're a goonie, of course. Blink

If any of your friends are hookers or family members then, please, do tell them.

If you are too young to know then go and ask your Mom. She will know what a hooker is. Better, ask your Dad.

Tell them I'll be good. Blink They know what it means.

Loss is meaningful. Therefore is the loss of meaning likewise meaningful. It is the source of all trolling.
Xenuria
#20 - 2013-03-04 17:35:51 UTC
I prefer to be the one giving some hot thing a massage. Normally that's the case and I certainly don't think I should charge a woman for letting me touch her and give her pleasure.

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