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Grison Interstellar new product IPO
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Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#1 - 2013-03-03 06:58:30 UTC
Hello and welcome potential investors. Please take a look at This Picture

What do you see?

A man.

But not just any man.

What you see is a man who understands that space is a harsh place.

He wouldn't fly with an unprotected clone. So why would he fly with an unprotected butt?

You see a man using a Grison Interstallar® Protective Butt Covering ( GIPBC )

The GIPBC is made using state of the art materials and technologies, such as titanium. and melting. Designed to stand up to the rigors of outer space.

The GIPBC is for use in outer space, and inside.

The GIPBC is built for one purpose. and that is to protect your butt.

Here at Grison Interstellar we had an epiphany one day.

"What if we could protect all of the butts of new eden"

I thought.

6 months of intense engineering and psychedelic drugs. I bring you the GIPBC.

So go out there, protect your butt. Get a GIPBC.

yes
Varius Xeral
Doomheim
#2 - 2013-03-03 07:00:56 UTC
I have spaceaudited the business, and it passes all of my spaceauditor checks for a good business that will do good and makes lots of money for people.

Here are some numbers from the spaceaudit:

4

13

56

187

Official Representative of The Nullsec Zealot Cabal
Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#3 - 2013-03-03 07:10:33 UTC
Varius Xeral wrote:
I have spaceaudited the business, and it passes all of my spaceauditor checks for a good business that will do good and makes lots of money for people.

Here are some numbers from the spaceaudit:

4

13

56

187


right. Yes

I am going to need a lot of money. Thank you for the numbers.

yes
Ji Sama
Akira Industries
#4 - 2013-03-03 10:15:14 UTC
I will invest to the tune of 1 Million Inter Stellar Kredits!
Caelis Boirelle
Aurora Investments
#5 - 2013-03-03 11:23:49 UTC
Ah but now this is all well and good, but can your product protect from forum butthurt as much as space butthurt?

Aurora Investments is looking for an alliance to call home
Claire Coffee
Coffee Inc
#6 - 2013-03-03 13:07:06 UTC
While we're at it, I shall present the brand new

- GIPBC Penetration skillbook. ( training time x15) (Honeycombing V and Butterslicer V as pre-req)
- Butt-coverage 'Don Kihot' layer shaving implants 5%.

promotional offers and bundle purchases available.

[b]DRINK COFFEE Do stupid things Faster with More Energy[/b]
flakeys
Doomheim
#7 - 2013-03-03 19:13:21 UTC
Varius Xeral wrote:
I have spaceaudited the business, and it passes all of my spaceauditor checks for a good business that will do good and makes lots of money for people.

Here are some numbers from the spaceaudit:

4

13

56

187



Haha , pissed my pants

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Candy Oshea
Techfree Investment Group
#8 - 2013-03-04 00:49:09 UTC
Claire Coffee wrote:
While we're at it, I shall present the brand new

- GIPBC Penetration skillbook. ( training time x15) (Honeycombing V and Butterslicer V as pre-req)
- Butt-coverage 'Don Kihot' layer shaving implants 5%.

promotional offers and bundle purchases available.


/thread

iCandy  - I have accidently swallowed some Scrabble tiles, my next shit could spell disaster!
Lux Imperator
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#9 - 2013-03-04 16:41:36 UTC
I would like to pre-pledge 20 Billion ISK.

Thank you
Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#10 - 2013-03-05 16:44:22 UTC
Lux Imperator wrote:
I would like to pre-pledge 20 Billion ISK.

Thank you


good call. I can assure that your ten two thousand millions, will advance the field of butt protection across new eden.

yes
Kane Alvo
Doomheim
#11 - 2013-03-05 17:02:32 UTC
Confirming this is a scam. Alex Grison is clearly a New Eden Trade Group alt.

Proof

Caldari Militia  ☜★☞ Psychotic Monk for CSM8

Samroski
Middle-Earth
#12 - 2013-03-05 17:18:24 UTC
As the test subject seen in the image linked in the OP, I fully support/endorse this product.

I have never felt safer than while testing GIPBC during 36 Jita- Amarr runs. Niarja is no longer a pain in the butt, thanks to this wonderful product.

Thank you Grison Interstellar for changing my life for the better (no pun intended).

Any colour you like.
Daimar Lavode
#13 - 2013-03-05 17:40:27 UTC
I'll wait for the Tech 2 version.
Claire Coffee
Coffee Inc
#14 - 2013-03-05 17:54:20 UTC
Daimar Lavode wrote:
I'll wait for the Tech 2 version.


T2 version will be loaded with nanite repair paste that will drastically change the sensation in case of penetration.
Watch the NRP prices going up as we speak.

[b]DRINK COFFEE Do stupid things Faster with More Energy[/b]
Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#15 - 2013-03-05 18:24:15 UTC
Samroski wrote:
As the test subject seen in the image linked in the OP, I fully support/endorse this product.

I have never felt safer than while testing GIPBC during 36 Jita- Amarr runs. Niarja is no longer a pain in the butt, thanks to this wonderful product.

Thank you Grison Interstellar for changing my life for the better (no pun intended).


Yes, we would like to publicly thank you for your participation in our first series of animal trial runs.

We had a great time mounting the chassis of the device onto your butt.


And yes, there will be a tech 2 version with improved ergonomics and nanite repair paste

yes
Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#16 - 2013-03-05 18:24:58 UTC
Kane Alvo wrote:
Confirming this is a scam. Alex Grison is clearly a New Eden Trade Group alt.

Proof


I can assure you that this is entirely coincidental.

those are just regular machine marks

yes
Lux Imperator
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#17 - 2013-03-05 19:40:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Lux Imperator
Kane Alvo wrote:
Confirming this is a scam. Alex Grison is clearly a New Eden Trade Group alt.

Proof


A scammer?!

I'm not so sure. Just take a better look at the Varius Xeral - spaceaudit.
To me it looks as a rock solid investment !

It has numbers and everything...
Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#18 - 2013-03-05 20:15:47 UTC
Lux Imperator wrote:
Kane Alvo wrote:
Confirming this is a scam. Alex Grison is clearly a New Eden Trade Group alt.

Proof


A scammer?!

I'm not so sure. Just take a better look at the Varius Xeral - spaceaudit.
To me it looks as a rock solid investment !

It has numbers and everything...


The numbers don't lie

yes