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Keno Skir
#41 - 2011-10-17 17:15:07 UTC
A quick look through your posts reveals all you really ever want is somebody else to pay your bills for you. From asking on the forums for a loan with no collateral, to persuading people you have some financial knowledge you clearly do not possess (doesnt that word look wierd Ugh). The amazingly glaringly obvious fact you keep missing is that if you constantly need loans, you clearly have no idea how to manage your income.

Please explain clearly how you came across 7billion isk of topes when you seem for all intents and purposes like you havn't got a pot to p*ss in?
Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#42 - 2011-10-17 17:16:39 UTC
Keno Skir wrote:
A quick look through your posts reveals all you really ever want is somebody else to pay your bills for you. From asking on the forums for a loan with no collateral, to persuading people you have some financial knowledge you clearly do not possess (doesnt that word look wierd Ugh). The amazingly glaringly obvious fact you keep missing is that if you constantly need loans, you clearly have no idea how to manage your income.

Please explain clearly how you came across 7billion isk of topes when you seem for all intents and purposes like you havn't got a pot to p*ss in?


Can I borrow your pot?

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Keno Skir
#43 - 2011-10-17 17:18:15 UTC
Yeah sure u can, theres a better one in my freighter anyway :)
Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#44 - 2011-10-17 17:19:27 UTC
Keno Skir wrote:
Yeah sure u can, theres a better one in my freighter anyway :)


Save my capsule from smelling of urine all the time :P

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DeBingJos
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#45 - 2011-10-17 17:25:26 UTC
Xython wrote:
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
Cunane Jeran wrote:
Why am I reading this **** on general discussion?

Go put it in the My EvE Forum where it belongs and I can happily ignore it.

Also, read some of it. Your writing style is terrible managing to be entirely uninteresting, it also has no pace even though your writing about how you just got scammed 500mil which should be at least a bit entertaining.



As stated before: I have not been scammed, by application has been delayed


Hggggngnh, so ADORABLE.

canttellifserious.jpg


If the op is serious about this than this is my favourite topic of all times! LolCoolTwisted

Ungi maðurinn þekkir reglurnar, en gamli maðurinn þekkir undantekningarnar. The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.

Keno Skir
#46 - 2011-10-17 17:29:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Keno Skir
So.. You have 3 options here.

#1 (<- see what i did there?)
Close the blog and start a different one with a different name. For god sake next time don't tell anyone you made it.

#2
Admit all the previous stuff was scamming and start actually saying something when you speak afterward. Scamming is a legitimate trade, it's just when you try to sit on both sides of the fence performing obvious scams one minute and writing your blog as if you would never dream of it that you start to loose any respect you had left. Some of the most respected players are crooks, but at least they're usually willing to admit it.

#3
Biomass your character and buy a different one with no links to this one. Try to remember that you are dealing with real people who will remember you and what you have done. If you decide to scam, at least be a man and stand by it, it's not like you have anything left to lose since your record is so easily searchable.

Secret option #4
Carry on saying things like "i do things differently", your obvious inability to come up with a well thought out response makes me laugh :) but not with you Straight

edit: hehe delayed..
Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#47 - 2011-10-17 17:31:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Prencleeve Grothsmore
#5 I do things very differently.. I am putting all effort into this blog, and am planning on making it a success. Yes I have been involved in many scams I admit, but I also have been involved in legitimate operations. This makes it harder for people to tell whether I am scamming or not, which is a big bonus for a scammer, right?

http://adf.ly/3RiOg The Warp Bubble Blog I do things differently.

Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#48 - 2011-10-17 17:34:47 UTC
Anyway, i'm not sitting on both sides of the fence. I am standing with one leg on either side of the fence. It hurts my crotch, but the best things in life are worth putting in the blood & sweat in.

http://adf.ly/3RiOg The Warp Bubble Blog I do things differently.

Keno Skir
#49 - 2011-10-17 17:36:41 UTC
Not really, once you have been painted as a scammer people will naturally assume you are trying to scam them. Which in all likelyhood you are. Was Jita Bank a scam? How about the freighter loan? Did you have 7bil in topes?

Answering these questions might help you to be trusted one day, but i doubt it.

If you want your blog to be a success you might consider coming clean, otherwise your blog will be sucked into the pit of ridicule you currently find yourself drowning in.
Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#50 - 2011-10-17 17:39:02 UTC
Keno Skir wrote:
Not really, once you have been painted as a scammer people will naturally assume you are trying to scam them. Which in all likelyhood you are. Was Jita Bank a scam? How about the freighter loan? Did you have 7bil in topes?

Answering these questions might help you to be trusted one day, but i doubt it.

If you want your blog to be a success you might consider coming clean, otherwise your blog will be sucked into the pit of ridicule you currently find yourself drowning in.


The Jita Bank=Scam
All of my loan requests=Scam(s)
The Eve Online Grocery Store= Legit
The Warp Bubble (Blog)=Legit

There ya go. I've washed myself clean, and I washed myself with bleach. I do things differently.

http://adf.ly/3RiOg The Warp Bubble Blog I do things differently.

Oberine Noriepa
#51 - 2011-10-17 17:48:18 UTC
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
5# I do things very differently..

Fixed your post.

Keno Skir
#52 - 2011-10-17 17:55:32 UTC
You do things exactly the same as any other 13 year old kid or severely neurotic adult does. You use cheeky one liners to cover up the fact that your level of thinking and acting isn't quite on a par with those who surround you. You are currently offering people money to "Like" your posts in a different thread. Not only is it pointless since anyone who has been in contact with you will remember you are a jeb regardless of how many likes you have, it also sheds a harsh light on how you function inside as well as how serious you are about your blog.

You want people to take you seriously and care what experiences you write about, yet all you do is make a fool of yourself in front of people that you would like have as subscribers. Putting forward meaningful ideas and showing a mature and objective approach to your writing and your conclusions makes people want to read more of what you have to say.
Trying to bluff your way out of a silly mistake and engaging in obvious scams that dont even have the saving grace of being clever will make you laughable and your blog along with you..
Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#53 - 2011-10-17 17:58:04 UTC
Keno Skir wrote:
You do things exactly the same as any other 13 year old kid or severely neurotic adult does. You use cheeky one liners to cover up the fact that your level of thinking and acting isn't quite on a par with those who surround you. You are currently offering people money to "Like" your posts in a different thread. Not only is it pointless since anyone who has been in contact with you will remember you are a jeb regardless of how many likes you have, it also sheds a harsh light on how you function inside as well as how serious you are about your blog.

You want people to take you seriously and care what experiences you write about, yet all you do is make a fool of yourself in front of people that you would like have as subscribers. Putting forward meaningful ideas and showing a mature and objective approach to your writing and your conclusions makes people want to read more of what you have to say.
Trying to bluff your way out of a silly mistake and engaging in obvious scams that dont even have the saving grace of being clever will make you laughable and your blog along with you..


I have answered all of your questions.
And for the record, this post is a two-liner.

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Mystri
#54 - 2011-10-17 18:07:47 UTC
I see the attention whore revels in the spotlight.

You really shouldn't feed him.
Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#55 - 2011-10-17 18:11:21 UTC
Mystri wrote:
I see the attention whore revels in the spotlight.

You really shouldn't feed him.


Om Rootingking, is this your forum alt? :P

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Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#56 - 2011-10-18 09:22:37 UTC
Skippermonkey wrote:
keylogger


There are no keylogggers on my site. The site was created using Blogger, which is a 100% secure blog platform.

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Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#57 - 2011-10-25 07:40:08 UTC
Sorry for the lack of posts within the last six days. I have been in Spain and will be publishing frequent posts as usual starting this evening.

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Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#58 - 2011-10-27 23:13:26 UTC
Are you enjoying the Eve thread at somethingawful?

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.

Karadion
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#59 - 2011-10-28 02:09:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Karadion
I will like to announce to those people what's happened lately.

This guy came to register at SA at the cost of :10bux: which he's free to do that. He then created a thread in I believe General Discussion with this gem
Quote:
Hi there,

This buy request is a bit weird but I need it for reasons I can't explain. I will pay $10 for somebody who does the following:

1) Goes onto "User Control Panel"
2) Looks for the subheading "additional information"
3) Removes all text in the "interests" field.
4) Adds a special key to the interest field. I'll tell you the KEY on skype.
5) Leave the KEY in the interest field for one week.
6) Receive Payment

I'd prefer to talk on skype about it if your interested:
Skype Name: james.gibson1998

If you can add me on skype and put the KEY in your interests box within the next hour. Then I'll pay $15. Payment will be done via paypal. URGENT!
This routine he was hoping to actually get into GSF this route but an admin nuked the thread, GSF members took notice of the nuked thread which he STILL isn't getting into GSF via infiltration. What a joke.

Your application is respectively rejected. Do not pass go, do not collect $500, go straight to jail.
Killstealing
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#60 - 2011-10-28 02:34:57 UTC
Karadion wrote:
I will like to announce to those people what's happened lately.

This guy came to register at SA at the cost of :10bux: which he's free to do that. He then created a thread in I believe General Discussion with this gem
Quote:
Hi there,

This buy request is a bit weird but I need it for reasons I can't explain. I will pay $10 for somebody who does the following:

1) Goes onto "User Control Panel"
2) Looks for the subheading "additional information"
3) Removes all text in the "interests" field.
4) Adds a special key to the interest field. I'll tell you the KEY on skype.
5) Leave the KEY in the interest field for one week.
6) Receive Payment

I'd prefer to talk on skype about it if your interested:
Skype Name: james.gibson1998

If you can add me on skype and put the KEY in your interests box within the next hour. Then I'll pay $15. Payment will be done via paypal. URGENT!
This routine he was hoping to actually get into GSF this route but an admin nuked the thread, GSF members took notice of the nuked thread which he STILL isn't getting into GSF via infiltration. What a joke.

Your application is respectively rejected. Do not pass go, do not collect $500, go straight to jail.

how to become a goon

step 1: become sa forums member at the cost of :10bux:
step 2: try to sneakily (Lol) bribe a goon with an older account to auth him for :20bux: (or 15, whatever)
step 3: make a post in the eve thread trying to somehow get people to look past his 25th october regdate

somewhere in between give half a mil isk to some random guy then write on your blog about infiltrating goonswarm

this is a bad thread