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Have you been wronged by Goonswarm? Were you recruitment scammed? Get vindication here!

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Astenion
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#41 - 2013-02-26 23:44:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Astenion
People can say what they want, but Goons are the funniest ******* in all of Eve. Watching their antics unfold is like living in a Groundhog Day-esque loop and watching Anchorman for the very first time, only to wake up the next day and get to see it all over again for the first time: endless, infinite hilarity. Goonswarm is like a guitar loop pedal for lulz.
Jno Aubrey
Galactic Patrol
#42 - 2013-02-27 03:37:22 UTC
I have never tried to join Goons, but if I had I am sure they would have scammed me. And I would have fallen for it and lost everything. So send me a lot of isk. Thx.

Name a shrub after me.  Something prickly and hard to eradicate.
Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#43 - 2013-02-27 07:05:04 UTC
Sounds legit.

Also sounds like a good way to harvest many tales of tears and woe for fapping and general hilarity.

Share?

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content
ShadowNexous
Jester Syndicate
#44 - 2013-02-27 08:41:01 UTC
Styx Sertan wrote:
I'm sorry that I won't be able to participate in this lovely program, I had a fantastic experience once I paid my 500m. Helpful individuals jump freightered all of my stuff to VFK for me and everything. It was like having two men and a space truck. I haven't looked back.


complete bullshit.
Buhhdust Princess
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
#45 - 2013-02-27 10:54:26 UTC
I have to say, after being scammed out of a whole load of isk, this thread really helped me to regain my trust in the goons.

Don't be a fool (I nearly said spoon, just to rhyme but then i thought no)
Trust the goon.
Aryndel Vyst
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#46 - 2013-02-27 13:20:54 UTC
Other than my corp Tag nobody has any reason to believe my OP is not being as truthful as it gets. I've replied very honestly to the people that have EVE mailed me so far.

You can be as skeptical as you want. I'm not forcing anyone to do anything. I'm not going to discredit you for assuming this is some scam. I'm not going to beg and plead for you to believe me because I don't have the time nor the energy. All I can do is produce results and people can take the resolutions as me keeping my word.
Sith1s Spectre
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#47 - 2013-02-27 13:23:15 UTC
Posting in a stealth goon propaganda thread

Resident forum troll and fashion consultant
Taihbea
Doomheim
#48 - 2013-02-27 13:27:15 UTC
Gewns looking for friends...
No wonder... Half of EVE is coming to get you... very soon.
Aryndel Vyst
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#49 - 2013-02-27 13:29:14 UTC
Taihbea wrote:
Gewns looking for friends...
No wonder... Half of EVE is coming to get you... very soon.



I....too...can...misuse...ellipses....
flakeys
Doomheim
#50 - 2013-02-27 13:38:26 UTC
Aryndel Vyst wrote:

I am calling on all victims of New Eden to EVE mail me details of how they were wronged by us. Please include names, dates, and a complete history of what happened. All logs are relevant logs.




I read this thread thinking it was fun and it wasn't , as such i have been robbed 5 minutes of my life by aryndel vyst.This happened on thursday 28th of february in the year 2013.

Keeping my fingers crossed i will get my 5 minutes of life reimbursed.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
flakeys
Doomheim
#51 - 2013-02-27 13:40:33 UTC
Astenion wrote:
People can say what they want, but Goons are the funniest ******* in all of Eve. .



I completely agree , that the eve standards are DAMN low.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Camper101
State War Academy
Caldari State
#52 - 2013-02-28 07:21:38 UTC
+1 seems legit.
Faith in the righteousness of Goons restored





@OP: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=201644&find=unread

Confirming, that I will forward the full ISK-compensation to the original owner as soon as you send it to me.

2013.03.01 13:30:58 notify For participating in the General Discussion Forum Section your trustworthiness has been adjusted by -2.5000.

My name is Hans. The "L" stands for danger.
Aryndel Vyst
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#53 - 2013-02-28 13:24:13 UTC
There is a misconception that I am somehow going to provide justice for all scams. I am the auth director. My purview is the gates of Goonwaffe not our member corps, not any other scams than those claiming to be false GoonWaffe auth team members. I am not The Mittani, I don't have all-seeing authority over everything.
VNX
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#54 - 2013-02-28 16:42:38 UTC
the effort of even thinking of writing OP, obviously too much time Straight
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#55 - 2013-02-28 17:53:16 UTC
This horrible thread belongs in "crap discussions."

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Tara Read
Blackwater USA Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#56 - 2013-03-04 13:01:26 UTC
Aryndel Vyst wrote:
Greetings EVE Pilots!

My name is Senior Recruitment Director Aryndel Vyst, and I've recently been thrusted into this seat of power only to find out that the corporation name of Goonwaffe has been tainted by the lies and deceit of the membership. As a person that believes that a man's word is their bond I want to help rectify this situation for you.

Were you scammed while being recruited by a member of our establishment? Were you told something but blatantly lied to? Then this proposal is for you.

What I am proposing:

I am calling on all victims of New Eden to EVE mail me details of how they were wronged by us. Please include names, dates, and a complete history of what happened. All logs are relevant logs.

What am I going to do for you?

Not only will I reimburse your isk if the GoonSwarm Federation member is found guilty, but I will remove them from our alliance and blacklist them from the CFC. We can also have a discussion on whether or not you'd be a good fit to join our establishment.

What can't I do?

Promise you anything. I will do my best to seek justice for you but I can only do as much as the evidence reveals to me. I also ask that you be patient, I have a pretty steep backlog and will need time to evaluate all entries. If I do not respond immediately please do not be alarmed. Thank you.

I look forward to hearing from you. o7

Fly safe,

Aryndel Vyst
Senior Recruitment Director and Authorization Team Officer
Office: VFK-IV, Deklein



I was scammed out of exactly:

1 Erebus
1 Nyx
111 BPO's
500 M isk

And the promise of having my own space midget on hand to quote scene's from the Lord Of The Rings Extended Trilogy Box Set.

Please have all said items contracted to me (including the ginger space midget). Also as a means to make amends I am offering you a one time offer to join the illustrious Fusion Alliance for a one time recruiting fee of 501 million isk. The extra mil is of course to pay for processing fee, CSPA charges, and my Monocle's battery.

Also you can tell Mittens I'm down to Yiff anytime. I mean Mittens IS a furry name right?.....Right?



Kinis Deren
Mosquito Squadron
D0GS OF WAR
#57 - 2013-03-04 23:25:48 UTC
Ahhh, is this for the Alliance panel? Will each story told be accompanied by quaffing 10 Jagerbombs, followed by a faux pas as a finale, only to be followed by a grovelling apology the next day?

/me pinches CCP Foxfour's popcorn
Xearal
Dead's Prostitutes
The Initiative.
#58 - 2013-03-05 10:26:49 UTC
I was scammed by your evil alliance members!

Here I am, taking my shiny cane down to lowsec, and 'pop' I join an incursion channel. Where a goon asked me if I wanted to join their fleet to do some incursion sites, as they had a pretty nice fleet already, I figured suuure, I've never been ganked by goons, my ship is cheap and fully insured.. I want to be ganked..
So I join up, and warp to them. At the same time, they had invited someone else in a very shiny fit sleipnir to their fleet.
And to my big surprise and sadness.. they didn't lock me up and gank me.. instead, they all locked up the shiny sleipnir and gank it... leaving me to warp off heartbroken.

As such, I demand to beimbursed:

1 shiny new gank loving heart.
10M isk I was promised for doing an incursion site with them.

Edit; oh and also:

20M isk for the wasted insurance on that cane.

Does railgun ammunition come in Hollow Point?
Jensaro Koraka
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#59 - 2013-03-05 11:59:39 UTC
CCP FoxFour wrote:
http://i.imgur.com/EYX5Zi7.gif

Crap... am I allowed to post that in a thread in this section? Community team will correct me if I am wrong right?

Allowed? I'm pretty sure it used to be mandatory.

"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -H.L. Mencken
Lodochkin
Doonheim
#60 - 2013-03-06 18:18:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Lodochkin
take a look story about how Goonswarm scam with sup cap(2 month ago)

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=201644

here is link with all deitals