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50 Shades of Bacon
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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#1 - 2013-02-26 14:05:46 UTC
Literally

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Edward Aivo
AlcoDOTTE
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#2 - 2013-02-26 14:32:29 UTC
Gives a whole new perspective to "Pigs were found to produce more piglets when they are stimulated as they get inseminated. This has led to a training video on how to properly get a pig off when artificially inseminating. " - Reddit [NSFW FACTS]
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#3 - 2013-02-26 21:09:08 UTC
I approve of any book where Bacon and sexuality are paired nicely.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2013-02-26 23:00:40 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
I approve of any book where Bacon and sexuality are paired nicely.


Still working on using the bacon for sex... the rubber band is a little hard to work with though Straight

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#5 - 2013-02-26 23:11:15 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
I approve of any book where Bacon and sexuality are paired nicely.


Still working on using the bacon for sex... the rubber band is a little hard to work with though Straight



You know that I know a few people who could help out with that Smile

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Zyshh
Doomheim
#6 - 2013-02-27 00:12:09 UTC
Damn... thought this would be a "meat of the week" thread for fans of all those European food producers... bastards. P
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2013-02-27 12:57:59 UTC
My parody Fifty Shades of Graygor hasnt sold well. Sad

Maybe I should have added more bacon and talk less about sunglasses.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#8 - 2013-02-28 22:01:49 UTC
And the God of Bacon:

http://laughingsquid.com/portrait-of-kevin-bacon-made-out-of-bacon/

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#9 - 2013-03-01 03:28:55 UTC
i love this thread title lol
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#10 - 2013-03-01 03:32:55 UTC
Anybody in San Fran:

The new "Rickybobby" on Lower Haight at Webster has a double bacon cheeseburger with the bacon ground up and actually IN the patties !

http://www.sfgate.com/restaurants/bargainbites/article/Rickybobby-in-S-F-Inspired-bar-food-4314441.php

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882