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Official incident report: Ytiri Storage, Jita six moon four, The Bunny Lounge. Incident #0000001
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Cynthia Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2013-02-26 00:28:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Cynthia Gallente
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Ytiri Storage, Jita six moon four, The Bunny Lounge – YC 115, February 25th, 2209
Today at twenty two hundred hours and nine minutes, a massive explosion was set off at The Bunny Lounge. The devastation to the lounge was total, leaving only smoldering ash where the lounge once stood. Structural damage to the station was minimal, but reports of hairline cracks are still coming in. The only loss of life from this incident was a Cynthia Gallente and a Sara Sirlanka, however these are merely capsuleers and their clones have been re-awakened.

The loss of life was minimal due to some swift thinking of Cynthia Gallente, proprietor of the lounge. Planning for most incidents while constructing the club Cynthia Gallente had several fail safes built in. While most fail safes worked properly, some were defeated. Ultimately all of the patrons and employees of The Bunny Lounge were able to safely exit the lounge before the explosives were set off. These actions are logged in The Bunny Lounge’s public access channels.

Being as this is not an act of terrorism, and was instead committed by one of the owners of the establishment, Sara Sirlanka (the admitted culprit), legal actions will be pursued against her on behalf of damages done to The Bunny Lounge.

As for the allegations brought up by Sara Sirlanka against Cynthia Gallente, these are all complete fallacies from the mind of a clearly deranged individual.

Cynthia Gallente
Buns United/The Bunny Lounge

Post with your lick™
Alizabeth Vea
Doomheim
#2 - 2013-02-26 00:38:38 UTC
Already a thread for this. And I am still not sure why the place was blown to bits. Blasters work just as well at killing things.

Retainer of Lady Newelle and House Sarum.

"Those who step into the light shall be redeemed, the sins of their past cleansed, so that they may know salvation." -Empress Jamyl Sarum I

Virtue. Valor. Victory.
Evelyn Meiyi
Corvidae Trading and Holding
#3 - 2013-02-26 00:43:13 UTC
Alizabeth Vea wrote:
Already a thread for this. And I am still not sure why the place was blown to bits. Blasters work just as well at killing things.


This post is the official incident report, rather than the demented ramblings of a psychotic capsuleer.

As for the 'why', I will not comment. Captain Gallente will make further statements as required.

Meiyi Family Holdings extends our sympathies, and offers support for the rebuilding process.
Salena Ashera
#4 - 2013-02-26 02:24:53 UTC
Why can't schools screen applicants properly.

Salena Ashera; Shandian Lu clan Mystic.
Lucius Vindictus
Arachnos
#5 - 2013-02-26 03:28:38 UTC
What's with capsuleers and nightclub massacres lately. Didn't we explode enough things already?
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#6 - 2013-02-26 12:22:46 UTC
Those of you who failed to see this or something like it happening around Cynthia Gallente have clearly either not been paying attention, or have very short memories either out of willing ignorance or medical condition.
Jinari Otsito
Otsito Mining and Manufacture
#7 - 2013-02-26 12:24:59 UTC
A club has a shooting spree? Must. Top. Them. For The Drama! I know! Explosion!

Prime Node. Ask me about augmentation.
Solarienne
Hrimdraugar
#8 - 2013-02-26 13:37:23 UTC
Jinari Otsito wrote:
A club has a shooting spree? Must. Top. Them. For The Drama! I know! Explosion!



Bile? That is also 100% True? Stop hitting all the things I look for in a conversation or statement!

By that I mean; agreed.

PY-RE Combat Pilot
Davlos
State War Academy
Caldari State
#9 - 2013-02-26 16:25:36 UTC
This is me not caring.
Astera Zandraki
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2013-02-26 16:45:40 UTC
Davlos wrote:
This is me not caring.


seconded, stop posting this babble please, Ms. Gallente.
Cynthia Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2013-02-26 19:16:36 UTC
Good evening.

In the wake of the events at The Bunny Lounge, my staff and I have been undergoing rigorous inspections and interviews.
As some of you may be aware, I have a TCMC and it is constantly recording all of my actions.
There seems to be some issue with the encryption method it's employing.
Ytiri Storage cyphers have been unable to crack the code, and they have requested that I bring it public.

Attached you will find a copy of the encrypted message.
Please realize that any information ascertained is still very sensitive, and should not be divulged, should you be able to crack the encryption.

Thank you,
Cynthia Gallente
Buns United/The Bunny Lounge

ATT:
Encrypted message obtained from Cynthia Gallente's Trans Cranial Micro Controller

Post with your lick™
Sara Sirlanka
FireStar Inc
#12 - 2013-02-26 19:25:29 UTC
Oh my these logs are very interesting. Are you sure you wish for the public to try and decypher them, they are very damning to you Cynthia.
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#13 - 2013-02-26 21:53:17 UTC
Given the number of times that such logs are being published in this public space I'm considering adding a Cryppie to my staff.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#14 - 2013-02-26 21:55:14 UTC
How many times have they been put into the public sphere and been worth reading?
Evi Polevhia
Phoenix Naval Operations
Phoenix Naval Systems
#15 - 2013-02-27 01:19:26 UTC
Cynthia Gallente wrote:
Good evening.

In the wake of the events at The Bunny Lounge, my staff and I have been undergoing rigorous inspections and interviews.
As some of you may be aware, I have a TCMC and it is constantly recording all of my actions.
There seems to be some issue with the encryption method it's employing.
Ytiri Storage cyphers have been unable to crack the code, and they have requested that I bring it public.

Attached you will find a copy of the encrypted message.
Please realize that any information ascertained is still very sensitive, and should not be divulged, should you be able to crack the encryption.

Thank you,
Cynthia Gallente
Buns United/The Bunny Lounge

ATT:
Encrypted message obtained from Cynthia Gallente's Trans Cranial Micro Controller


Why, in the world, is Ytiri Storage asking you post this here? And why are you obliging them? And........and what? Cynthia you've never made sense to me.
Che Biko
Alexylva Paradox
#16 - 2013-02-27 16:04:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Che Biko
Lucius Vindictus
Arachnos
#17 - 2013-02-27 16:40:30 UTC
Sara Sirlanka wrote:
Oh my these logs are very interesting. Are you sure you wish for the public to try and decypher them, they are very damning to you Cynthia.


Believe me! We have seen it all... many times over.
Vincent Pryce
Damnation Angels
Watch This
#18 - 2013-02-27 20:23:59 UTC
Starting the life of an entrepreneur with a bang I see.

"From your Curse we made Heaven for ourselves."

Domination Seraphim

Cartel approved, Heaven blessed
Davlos
State War Academy
Caldari State
#19 - 2013-02-28 15:33:14 UTC
I looked into my special vault for rainy days and found that I have zero fucks left to give.
Sepherim
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2013-02-28 15:50:01 UTC
Hell, on this topic, I have to agree twice with captain Davlos... that must mean something bad is going to happen somewhere.

Sepherim Catillah Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris Liuteneant Ex-Imperial Navy Imperator Commander
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