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Great justice has found its way in Providence
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Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#1 - 2013-02-22 11:50:28 UTC
I, Lord Vaari, earl of Sosan VII, founder and despot of the Imperial Pharmacy, self proclaimed prophet, golden mountain, the world's most beloved hero, carrier of the Heaven's light, symbol of unchallenged victory, great miner, skilled industrialist, hero of the Providence, bane of the Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United, Liberator of Providence and many more impressive titles am pleased to announce that great justice has found itself into our beloved Providence.

Horrible Evil Belsebub has been found guilty of countless crimes against me. His crimes are too hideous to tell, for it would fill the hearts of all good and noble men with anger. It is enought to say, that for months, I have suffered from his crimes more than any mortal in our species history.

About week ago, my good and close friend, Lord Rorin Cutter, from the house of Cutter found Belsebub guilty of all the crimes I, Lord Vaari dared to accuse of him. I was gently, for so horrible were his crimes, that I wold not speak even half of his hideous deeds. Another of my good and close friend, Sir Daedalus of the CVA gave full autority to Lord Cutter to manage my great mattes as he pleases. Lord Cutter, my good and dear friend found Belsebub guilty and declared him expelled from our much loved home region.

No more rot of the misguided heretics spoil our minds with his poisonous words! It is sufficent to say, that I, and my glorious corporation are more than pleased.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.
Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#2 - 2013-02-22 16:48:26 UTC
With all those titles one would assume that you'd have had the authority to deal with a lone misbehaving pilot yourself without getting your CVA masters involved. I guess all those fancy titles are just for show, huh?

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#3 - 2013-02-22 17:17:05 UTC
Anabella Rella wrote:
With all those titles one would assume that you'd have had the authority to deal with a lone misbehaving pilot yourself without getting your CVA masters involved. I guess all those fancy titles are just for show, huh?


CVA is not my master. We co-operate, but they are not our masters. Iphar is independent corporation and we have always took great pride of our many accomplishments.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.
Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#4 - 2013-02-22 23:35:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Anabella Rella
You live in Providence and CVA runs Providence, therefore, CVA is your master. Try doing something that displeases them and we'll see just how much weight IPHAR has. They tolerate you because you represent no threat and can be easily controlled. They also probably find your "pronouncements" amusing as well but, don't kid yourself; your relationship with CVA is hardly based on equality or respect. They call the tune and you dance to it, plain and simple.

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#5 - 2013-02-23 09:17:17 UTC
Witch.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2013-02-23 10:20:06 UTC
Vaari wrote:
Witch.

Looks like you don't have a real comeback.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Jinari Otsito
Otsito Mining and Manufacture
#7 - 2013-02-23 10:23:18 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Vaari wrote:
Witch.

Looks like you don't have a real comeback.

Witch.

Prime Node. Ask me about augmentation.
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2013-02-23 10:24:04 UTC
Jinari Otsito wrote:
Witch.

Glitch.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Arnulf Ogunkoya
Clan Ogunkoya
Electus Matari
#9 - 2013-02-23 11:03:47 UTC
Personally I find all this mockery a tad rich myself.

Lol

I don't know why people can't leave this poor man alone. He obviously has far too many issues with being a minor league holder who can't find a place in the imperial heartlands and doesn't need extra static from the likes of us.

Of course I do mean "leave alone" for values that include liberating as many of his slaves as possible and shooting him in the face until he doesn't find it funny anymore. But that doesn't mean we should mock the afflicted. Why? Because that is just far too easy.

Regards, Arnulf Ogunkoya.
Jinari Otsito
Otsito Mining and Manufacture
#10 - 2013-02-23 12:44:30 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Jinari Otsito wrote:
Witch.

Glitch.

Snitch.

Prime Node. Ask me about augmentation.
Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#11 - 2013-02-23 16:57:36 UTC
Vaari wrote:
Witch.


Aww, does this mean we're not pals anymore?

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Grideris
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2013-02-23 17:01:11 UTC
Anabella Rella wrote:
Vaari wrote:
Witch.


Aww, does this mean we're not pals anymore?



No, he's just calling you magical. Take that as you will.

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Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#13 - 2013-02-24 05:09:26 UTC
Arnulf Ogunkoya wrote:
He obviously has far too many issues with being a minor league holder


Y'know... for all his titles, I've yet to see "holder" in the list... or did I just miss it?

http://youtu.be/t0q2F8NsYQ0
Samira Kernher
Cail Avetatu
#14 - 2013-02-24 06:29:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Samira Kernher
He is styled "Lord", which means he is a Holder. "Earl" likewise indicates a Holding, though it is a rather archaic title.

Assuming, of course, that all of the many impressive titles are genuine.
Naira Shandr
Doomheim
#15 - 2013-02-26 20:10:04 UTC
Seems to me he is a self-styled holder. I could proclaim nobility but it would not make it so.
Valdezi
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#16 - 2013-02-26 20:36:09 UTC
The Golden Mountain is more than a Lord, he is Law. His words are like etchings in the stone walls of time that are cut so deep that winds and sands cannot erase them.

One time, when a local cat on Sosan VII was on trial for smothering a baby, mighty Vaari proclaimed the cat to have a devil inside it and that the radiance of his presence would dispel the demon. And lo! It happened. The cat ceased its smothering of children, largely because the people placed it in a hessian bag, tied a brick to it, and flung it into the Most Beloved Vaari River.