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[MEIYI] Press Conference/Incident Report
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Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#41 - 2013-02-25 04:06:05 UTC
"I put a whole bunch of slaves into my cargo hold and took a deliberately circuitous and exceptionally dangerous route to a destination in Minmatar space and publicly advertised my intended route to a pilot known to be psychologically unstable and pathologically violent, but it's totally all her fault that these slaves died!"

**** off, Vea. I've heard better excuses from four-year-olds.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#42 - 2013-02-25 05:15:51 UTC
I've seen better attempts at using ciphers to look edgy from four-year-olds, too.

Seriously, Vea? A substitution cipher with no shift let alone shuffle, using a simple additive keyphrase that you deliberately put out in the open? It took all of five minutes to clean it up by hand. Not to mention you basically said the exact same thing in plaintext right above it.

Oh, and you made a typo too, by the way. 41 should be 51.

Amateur.


For those who are curious:

Code: 34 31 34 34 2 32 21 18 27 15 32 22 15 28 2 22 28 41 13 12 29 22 24 30 10 14 24 18
Key (text): most ancient matar my hands remem(ber you)
Key (encoded): 13 15 19 20 1 14 3 9 5 14 20 13 1 20 1 18 13 25 8 1 14 4 19 18 5 13 5 13 (2 5 18 25 15 21)
Plaintext (encoded): 11 16 15 14 1 18 18 9 22 1 12 9 14 8 1 4 15 16 5 11 15 18 5 12 5 1 19 5 (2 5 18 25 15 21)
Plaintext: kp on arrival in hadopeko release


By the way, Vea, I do have a message for you, if you can read it: xp af um ov pv nk st pr om vm ou de st ca ht um ct eu en co lh cx np si ix pn lc dj jv kc xp af mp xc il ho ia ps ae ho ml ed cz cs ca ml re da ke ou il ho ia sc tf gj ea oj om jm ld xi up lu pw vm wp ty ct co tu xp mz ml ct cx ac vp xt si ho ir xt pn mi cl xz st fl ap cs ae ml tg gv xi gu pb gm ya lp tu po ue ug um oj ic af tp dz st br cl yu ob lc sl ty

Surprise me.

Morwen Lagann

CEO, Tyrathlion Interstellar

Coordinator, Arataka Research Consortium

Owner, The Golden Masque
Zsaryna Adrelana
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#43 - 2013-02-25 05:20:26 UTC
Alizabeth Vea wrote:
Zsaryna Adrelana wrote:
This saddens and sickens me in equal measure.

Well, it's good to know you can feel something.


Of course I do.
I feel many things, none of which I feel comfortable talking about here.

Alizabeth Vea wrote:
Streya Jormagdnir wrote:
A better move would have simply to keep the industrial ship empty and record the reactions of Ms. Sirlanka in order to demonstrate the point. Instead, those people are dead, and you contradict your own stated values.

I am willing to kill people to prove a point. As capsuleers, we do it all the time. I do not kill for fun, at least, any more. That being said, I did not kill anyone, the one that pulled the trigger was Miss Srilanka.


They are still equally dead regardless of what circumstances drove you to commit this senseless atrocity. Ultimately the only person who killed them was you. I wish I could have stopped this madness that has claimed you.
Turn back from this path of senseless bloodshed before it claims you Alizabeth.
I know there is some good in you somewhere.
Please.

I do this for many reasons. I do it because I believe it is right. I do it because I will profit by it. These all consolidate into one reason: I do it because I can.
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#44 - 2013-02-25 05:29:37 UTC
Morwen Lagann wrote:
I've seen better attempts at using ciphers to look edgy from four-year-olds, too.

Yeah. Ava's son Mitja is four and he can already crack three forms of 2048-bit encryption.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#45 - 2013-02-25 05:53:51 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Morwen Lagann wrote:
I've seen better attempts at using ciphers to look edgy from four-year-olds, too.

Yeah. Ava's son Mitja is four and he can already crack three forms of 2048-bit encryption.

That's exactly who I was thinking of.

Morwen Lagann

CEO, Tyrathlion Interstellar

Coordinator, Arataka Research Consortium

Owner, The Golden Masque
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#46 - 2013-02-25 09:04:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Katran Luftschreck
Sara Sirlanka wrote:
You are just as responsible for their deaths as I am. Yes I pulled the trigger, yet you were the one who bought them and used them as bait to try and teach me a lesson.


Teach you a lesson? Don't be silly, people like you are incapable of learning. The lesson was for everyone else who was watching. The lesson was that while you claim to be a "freedom fighter" who wants to "save her people" .... the reality is that your really just looking for an excuse to kill people and that when all is said & done you'll just as happily kill your own people as anyone else.

Although personally I have to question why such a lesson is needed. This sort of "experiment" has been done many, many times before and the results have always been the same: Matari hands covered in Matari blood and the killers always trying to make up rather creative ways to pin the blame for it all on the Amarr.

Then again, blaming the Amarr for every stubbed-toe is so ingrained into your culture that it's downright comical. "My wife caught me in bed with two sheep and my face covered in crash, and then she left me for a Caldari millionaire... but I will dismiss/refuse any personal responsibility for the consequences of my actions simply by saying IT'S ALL AN AMARRIAN PLOT! And lo... all my brethren will believe it, too!"

Want to know how I got over my burning hatred for the Republic? With laughter. Lots and lots of laughter.

http://youtu.be/t0q2F8NsYQ0
Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#47 - 2013-02-25 16:16:08 UTC
Katran Luftschreck wrote:


...Want to know how I got over my burning hatred for the Republic? With laughter. Lots and lots of laughter.


You haven't gotten over anything judging from your frequent and bitter mewling, pilot.

If you weren't a practitioner of the Amarrian faith I'd advise you to seek the counsel of your clan's shaman. You obviously need spiritual healing and help getting that Ragnarok-sized chip off your shoulder.

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Che Biko
Alexylva Paradox
#48 - 2013-02-25 20:00:47 UTC
Sad news, my condolences.

Miss Gallente,
I know how you feel.

Peace,

-Ché Biko

Coordination Channel for Consolidated Space Rescue Cooperation

Open Letter to the Aidonis Foundation Directorate
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#49 - 2013-02-26 06:08:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Katran Luftschreck
Anabella Rella wrote:
You haven't gotten over anything judging from your frequent and bitter mewling, pilot.


Not mewling, mockery.

Anabella Rella wrote:
If you weren't a practitioner of the Amarrian faith I'd advise you to seek the counsel of your clan's shaman. You obviously need spiritual healing and help getting that Ragnarok-sized chip off your shoulder.


I have better things to do than listen to some savage pop Sooth Sayer and bang rocks together, thanks. For example, listing to Andreus Ixiris tell us all how Sansha's Incursions are all an Evil Amarrian Plot and how the Gallente invented the question mark, or that the Republic is more technologically advanced than the Jovians or something equally amusing.

http://youtu.be/t0q2F8NsYQ0
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#50 - 2013-02-26 14:17:47 UTC
The only mocking you're doing here is of yourself with your excessive use of wholly inaccurate, not to mention unoriginal, hyperbole and stereotype.

Try coming up with something fresh once in a while. What you've got is getting rather stale.

Morwen Lagann

CEO, Tyrathlion Interstellar

Coordinator, Arataka Research Consortium

Owner, The Golden Masque
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#51 - 2013-02-26 14:24:14 UTC
To be fair I think Andreus might have actually have claimed that once.

To be fair to Andreus I think he was high on drugs.
Malcolm Khross
Doomheim
#52 - 2013-02-26 15:30:07 UTC
There simply are no words.

~Malcolm Khross
Alizabeth Vea
Doomheim
#53 - 2013-02-26 23:36:42 UTC
I balanced three thousand, five hundred lives in this one case against a much larger number in the future. However, my gambit failed and they died in vain. For that, I am truly sorrie. As for ciphers, I use only uncrackable methods.

Retainer of Lady Newelle and House Sarum.

"Those who step into the light shall be redeemed, the sins of their past cleansed, so that they may know salvation." -Empress Jamyl Sarum I

Virtue. Valor. Victory.
Niraia
Starcakes
Cynosural Field Theory.
#54 - 2013-02-27 20:57:45 UTC
Morwen Lagann wrote:
xp af um ov pv nk st pr om vm ou de st ca ht um ct eu en co lh cx np si ix pn lc dj jv kc xp af mp xc il ho ia ps ae ho ml ed cz cs ca ml re da ke ou il ho ia sc tf gj ea oj om jm ld xi up lu pw vm wp ty ct co tu xp mz ml ct cx ac vp xt si ho ir xt pn mi cl xz st fl ap cs ae ml tg gv xi gu pb gm ya lp tu po ue ug um oj ic af tp dz st br cl yu ob lc sl ty


"you really shouldnt waste your time attempting to look cool if youre not going to put in any effort and are just going to **** it up in the process anyway next time you want to try looking cool throw yourself out an airlock and have someone take a picture of your frozen corpse"
(Playfair cipher, keyword is "amteur")

Was that really much more effort? Maybe you should follow your own advice! P

♥
Gosakumori Noh
Coven of One
#55 - 2013-02-28 00:48:10 UTC
Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:
To be fair I think Andreus might have actually have claimed that once.

To be fair to Andreus I think he was high on drugs.


To be even more fair, it *is* an Evil Amarrian Plot.
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