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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Charlepetit LaJoie
Trust Me Ltd
#7361 - 2013-02-26 13:43:57 UTC
Aren't you a little old for a Buzz Lightyear nightlight?
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#7362 - 2013-02-26 14:19:48 UTC
Can i kiss your ears? Can I?
Zapp Brenigan
Ishukone Black Watch
#7363 - 2013-02-26 16:08:28 UTC
Welcome to the Lovenasium.

"Zapp Brenigan is the greatest Starfleet Captain since Han Solo." - Malcolm Reynolds (Battlestar Galactica)
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#7364 - 2013-02-27 01:33:57 UTC
as tempting as it would be to get plowed by philip seymour hoffman just to touch greatness...well..call me shallow but i have a few physical standards i abide by.

*gets pillow* my, my...you're getting a workout this week aren't you?

*smothers*
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#7365 - 2013-02-27 02:38:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Boom Boom Longtime
*smothered*

*pleads, eyes aghast as absent breath, the darkness closes in*

*the end is nigh, no doubt*

Tune in tomorrow to find out the outcome Blink

Concord Approved Trader
Slymah
DorpCorp
#7366 - 2013-02-27 02:41:30 UTC
*Is that thing waterproof?
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#7367 - 2013-02-27 02:52:33 UTC
It held firm against your attempts to penetrate the seal last night did it not Blink

Concord Approved Trader
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#7368 - 2013-02-27 04:58:08 UTC
Ah i see Alice has sent her most deadly Assassin after me.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Qaidan Alenko
Eezo-Lution Inc.
#7369 - 2013-02-27 06:38:54 UTC
*GLOMPS Graygor... shattering his spinal collumn and proceedes to poke him with an over ripe bannana*
Go ahead... Get your Wham on!!!
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#7370 - 2013-02-27 06:51:53 UTC
How did you know banana was my only weakness?

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Qaidan Alenko
Eezo-Lution Inc.
#7371 - 2013-02-27 07:01:59 UTC
*looks down...*

Just a hunch... PTwisted
Go ahead... Get your Wham on!!!
Major 'Revolver' Ocelot
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#7372 - 2013-02-27 13:10:28 UTC
Qaidan Alenko wrote:
*looks down...*

Just a hunch... PTwisted


And that's why they call me "Revolver"
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#7373 - 2013-02-27 13:20:39 UTC
Major 'Revolver' Ocelot wrote:
Qaidan Alenko wrote:
*looks down...*

Just a hunch... PTwisted


And that's why they call me "Revolver"


Is that a gun in your middle name or are you just happy to see me?

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#7374 - 2013-02-27 13:28:32 UTC
Your evil penetrating stare is no match for my aura of shades!

Wait... wheres my wallet gone.

*falls to knees*

DAMN YOU VILE WOMAN!!!!!!!

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#7375 - 2013-02-27 13:40:58 UTC
Damn you Internets for being so gay
Sriracha Nighthawk
Perkone
Caldari State
#7376 - 2013-02-28 04:17:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Sriracha Nighthawk
*Forces Liaf to inhale chloroform, then ties him to a chair in a room with dark, very Caldari like lighting*

Finally, you're awake. So, we can do this the easy way or the hard way, just answer my questions and you'll live, if you don't...

"Kind of like the Caldari version of Adama I guess." -Kairavi Mrithyakara
Aidari Flamesight
Minmatar Republic
#7377 - 2013-02-28 04:18:28 UTC
Yes great admiral-san!

"Do not count days, do not count miles, count only the number of slaves you freed."
Qaidan Alenko
Eezo-Lution Inc.
#7378 - 2013-02-28 09:15:56 UTC
Sorry if I threw your back out... you may want to have a chiropractor take a look at that...

Which reminds me... You did sign the the Liabilty ReleaseForm for our little get together. Didn't you? Shocked
Go ahead... Get your Wham on!!!
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#7379 - 2013-02-28 10:06:24 UTC
Qaidan... i just found a time machine. Lets go kill Ashley Williams again on the citadel.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#7380 - 2013-02-28 10:09:26 UTC
It's a shuttle, it's a cane, no it's the Like and Get Liked Man!

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