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My friend needs clothes...

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ITTigerClawIK
Galactic Rangers
#321 - 2013-02-19 10:45:28 UTC
hey if i can find a dead squiral in the park, take him home and stuff him and give him the name theodore i honestly dont see why we cant have a taxidermy trade in eve?
Nikk Narrel
Moonlit Bonsai
#322 - 2013-02-19 14:40:30 UTC
Fournone wrote:
This thread is just unable to stay dead. How fitting.........

It is not dead, it is the companion of the Features and Ideas discussion.

Now, let's get you into this adorable little outfit, and seat you so you can watch the pretty stars go by....

Upgrading Local to Eliminate All AFK Influence What if Local Chat changed, Hunting the Cloaked...
Y'talana Ktra'a
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
#323 - 2013-02-19 17:42:17 UTC
I approve of this idea.
Fournone
Pyromaniacs Anonymous
#324 - 2013-02-19 19:37:59 UTC
Nikk Narrel wrote:
Fournone wrote:
This thread is just unable to stay dead. How fitting.........

It is not dead......


That's the problem. Don't worry, I have spare room in my bunk when its time.
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#325 - 2013-02-20 01:18:35 UTC
ITTigerClawIK wrote:
hey if i can find a dead squiral in the park, take him home and stuff him and give him the name theodore i honestly dont see why we cant have a taxidermy trade in eve?


Oooh! Have a secondary trade for WiS when it comes out...I approve.

Have Cosmetic Taxidermy available. Chloe needs a 20JJ bust.
Teshania
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#326 - 2013-02-20 02:11:56 UTC
This thread has my approval

The dark culture of our community, with in this spaceships is serious businuess but at the end of the day, i still find my pod empty and cold with just myself. Maybe one day I can capture my true love with in my bubble.

We need a Bounty Button on the Forums
Sarok Zateki
Doomheim
#327 - 2013-02-20 07:41:52 UTC
Seismic Stan wrote:
Why not go the whole hog and introduce skincoat blueprints so we can wear our enemies; ear necklaces, tooth bracelets, vertebrae crowns, flesh waistcoats, entrail bikinis...

A player-driven NeX store with marketing shock factor to put Benetton to shame.

...It puts the lotion on the skin...



Dont forget thongs, also in the description it would me nice if the name of the pilot of whom it was made is displayed, kind of like thay calvin klein dude does.
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#328 - 2013-02-20 20:31:25 UTC
Teshania wrote:
This thread has my approval

The dark culture of our community, with in this spaceships is serious businuess but at the end of the day, i still find my pod empty and cold with just myself. Maybe one day I can capture my true love with in my bubble.


Well, trapping them in the bubble is the first half. Getting them out of their pod is the second.
Luc Chastot
#329 - 2013-02-20 23:38:22 UTC
joelinux wrote:
Teshania wrote:
This thread has my approval

The dark culture of our community, with in this spaceships is serious businuess but at the end of the day, i still find my pod empty and cold with just myself. Maybe one day I can capture my true love with in my bubble.


Well, trapping them in the bubble is the first half. Getting them out of their pod is the second.

You have to violently open your way to the pod, so you can liberate your love from the evil machinery.

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#330 - 2013-02-21 01:00:17 UTC
Luc Chastot wrote:
joelinux wrote:
Teshania wrote:
This thread has my approval

The dark culture of our community, with in this spaceships is serious businuess but at the end of the day, i still find my pod empty and cold with just myself. Maybe one day I can capture my true love with in my bubble.


Well, trapping them in the bubble is the first half. Getting them out of their pod is the second.

You have to violently open your way to the pod, so you can liberate your love from the evil machinery.


To misquote 3 Amigos: You have to force open the petals of the rose.
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#331 - 2013-02-23 22:34:09 UTC
joelinux wrote:
Well, trapping them in the bubble is the first half. Getting them out of their pod is the second.
I believe getting them out of their pod (second) and preserving them (third) are both done at the same time, as a matter of fact.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#332 - 2013-03-04 22:40:08 UTC
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:
joelinux wrote:
Well, trapping them in the bubble is the first half. Getting them out of their pod is the second.
I believe getting them out of their pod (second) and preserving them (third) are both done at the same time, as a matter of fact.


Make sure you do it quickly. If you make it slow, you get 'em still moving, talking, whining....ick...
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#333 - 2013-03-20 00:12:01 UTC
I have beseeched the Caldari gods for equipment here:

Maybe I should have asked them to grant me the power to cloth Chloe too?
Elazar Keon
Ugandan Hit Squad
#334 - 2013-03-20 09:31:49 UTC
I think I am in the wrong alliance... Straight
Nikk Narrel
Moonlit Bonsai
#335 - 2013-03-20 13:48:55 UTC
Elazar Keon wrote:
I think I am in the wrong alliance... Straight

Tut tut... many of the greatest warriors were also poets.

Consider how those who oppose him must worry about becoming his next plaything.

Upgrading Local to Eliminate All AFK Influence What if Local Chat changed, Hunting the Cloaked...
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#336 - 2013-03-20 15:10:02 UTC
Nikk Narrel wrote:
Elazar Keon wrote:
I think I am in the wrong alliance... Straight

Tut tut... many of the greatest warriors were also poets.

Consider how those who oppose him must worry about becoming his next plaything.


Well, let us know if you decide to leave. I'll be waiting in a gatecamp only for you. I've got a set of heels and a mini-skirt you are going to look fabulous in. And Chloe will have a new friend. I can't be around all the time for her, poor thing.
Luc Chastot
#337 - 2013-03-21 02:57:44 UTC
joelinux wrote:
Nikk Narrel wrote:
Elazar Keon wrote:
I think I am in the wrong alliance... Straight

Tut tut... many of the greatest warriors were also poets.

Consider how those who oppose him must worry about becoming his next plaything.


Well, let us know if you decide to leave. I'll be waiting in a gatecamp only for you. I've got a set of heels and a mini-skirt you are going to look fabulous in. And Chloe will have a new friend. I can't be around all the time for her, poor thing.

After all this time, hasn't she acquired a certain special scent?

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#338 - 2013-03-21 06:18:06 UTC
Oh my god. Need brain bleach after reading this thread.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
Tarn Kugisa
Kugisa Dynamics
#339 - 2013-03-21 07:35:24 UTC
+1 to dress up with corpses

Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to troll everyone you meet - KuroVolt
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#340 - 2013-03-21 16:57:47 UTC
Luc Chastot wrote:
joelinux wrote:
Nikk Narrel wrote:
Elazar Keon wrote:
I think I am in the wrong alliance... Straight

Tut tut... many of the greatest warriors were also poets.

Consider how those who oppose him must worry about becoming his next plaything.


Well, let us know if you decide to leave. I'll be waiting in a gatecamp only for you. I've got a set of heels and a mini-skirt you are going to look fabulous in. And Chloe will have a new friend. I can't be around all the time for her, poor thing.

After all this time, hasn't she acquired a certain special scent?


When that happens, she goes for a space walk. The smell dissipates, I bring her in, and we continue on like normal.