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Federal Hero denies Blood Raider rumours !

Author
Muck Raker
Gutter Press
#1 - 2013-02-20 19:19:23 UTC
Gutter Press recently received some audio-visual footage purporting to be Federal hero Andreus Ixiris offering his services as a mercenary to the Blood Raiders, an Amarrian style cannibal cult!

These comments included Captain Ixiris showering compliments on notorious Blood Raider operative Asias Urazmie, and drinking wine with several Sani Sabik cultists!

Amazing!

Other information received by Gutter Press indicated that Captain Ixiris and Asias Urazmie engaged in a brief moment of passion! This despite it being quite widely known that such things are really not Captain Ixiris's preference!

Confusing!

We asked Captain Ixiris about these allegations, the response was a strenuous denial that he was a Sani Sabik, and that he most certainly did not agree to bathe in the Empress Jamyl's blood, with Asias Urazmie! He also took time to promote Poteque Pharmaceuticals skincare products, which are available at all good outlets across the cluster.

Incredible!

A Caldari Plot is suspected.

Rumours, Wars, Rumours of Wars, Wars of Rumours!

Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2013-02-20 19:24:35 UTC
I actually was at a party with some Blood Raiders, and we actually did engage in polite conversation at various points during the evening. But you know what the best thing about this is? There's almost no-one in the cluster who'd honestly consider the possibility that I was a follower of the Sani Sabik as it was. Now that it's been reported in Gutter Press, no-one who wants to maintain even the most meagre shred of credibility would seriously entertain the prospect, even for a moment.

So in the hypothetical scenario that I actually had secretly sworn allegience to Omir Sarikusa, whoever thought that they might damage my reputation by reporting me to one of the least credible news sources in the cluster?

Thanks, dumbass. Assuming I actually am a Blood Raider, you just gave me an absolutely perfect degree of secrecy.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.

Aldrith Shutaq
Atash e Sarum Vanguard
#3 - 2013-02-20 19:28:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Aldrith Shutaq
Funny how you can share polite conversation with Blood Raiders but froth at the mouth when confronted with an Amarrian.

Really, your cultural flexibility is astonishing.

Aldrith Ter'neth Shutaq Newelle

Fleet Captain of the Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris

Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade

Lord Consort of Lady Mitara Newelle, Champion of House Sarum and Holder of Damnidios Para'nashu

Anslo
Scope Works
#4 - 2013-02-20 19:28:58 UTC
Gods on High I can't stop laughing.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]

Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2013-02-20 19:33:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Andreus Ixiris
Aldrith Shutaq wrote:
Funny how you can share polite conversation with Blood Raiders but froth at the mouth when confronted with an Amarrian.

Really, your cultural flexibility is astonishing.

Maybe most of the Blood Raiders I meet aren't making implicit cultural judgements about me, endlessly spouting scripture, constantly insulting the politics of my nation or threatening me with slavery.

Hell, the literal worst thing a Blood Raider ever did to me was, uh, lock me in a closet?

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.

Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#6 - 2013-02-20 19:42:54 UTC
Our secret plot is all coming together.... magnificent!

Katrina Oniseki

Synthetic Cultist
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#7 - 2013-02-20 19:45:27 UTC
It does not Say that the Andreus Ixiris did not offer to be a Mercenary, because his Interests align with the Blood Raiders campaigns against the Khanid Kingdom and the Empire.

Synthia 1, Empress of Kaztropol.

It is Written.

Grideris
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2013-02-20 19:45:27 UTC
Katrina Oniseki wrote:
Our secret plot is all coming together.... magnificent!


Can you guys wait a moment? I need to get the popcorn.

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Scherezad
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#9 - 2013-02-20 19:45:49 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Aldrith Shutaq wrote:
Funny how you can share polite conversation with Blood Raiders but froth at the mouth when confronted with an Amarrian.

Really, your cultural flexibility is astonishing.

Maybe most of the Blood Raiders I meet aren't making implicit cultural judgements about me, endlessly spouting scripture, constantly insulting the politics of my nation or threatening me with slavery.

Hell, the literal worst thing a Blood Raider ever did to me was, uh, lock me in a closet?


Mr. Ixiris;

Perhaps you should ask your crews about reasons they might have for disliking the Blood Raiders. They may provide you with reasons for inverting the relationship you discuss above.

Though, I of course would never suggest being uncivil, even to the most atrocious, without due and immediate cause.
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2013-02-20 19:47:09 UTC
Scherezad wrote:
Mr. Ixiris;

Perhaps you should ask your crews about reasons they might have for disliking the Blood Raiders. They may provide you with reasons for inverting the relationship you discuss above.

Though, I of course would never suggest being uncivil, even to the most atrocious, without due and immediate cause.

I'll go ask. Let me get back to you on that one.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.

Aldrith Shutaq
Atash e Sarum Vanguard
#11 - 2013-02-20 19:47:12 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Maybe most of the Blood Raiders I meet aren't making implicit cultural judgements about me, endlessly spouting scripture, constantly insulting the politics of my nation or threatening me with slavery.

Hell, the literal worst thing a Blood Raider ever did to me was, uh, lock me in a closet?


No, they just drain some people of their blood just because they can. Nevermind though, as long as they treat you well it's quite fine. I forgot you were the center of the universe, sorry.

Aldrith Ter'neth Shutaq Newelle

Fleet Captain of the Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris

Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade

Lord Consort of Lady Mitara Newelle, Champion of House Sarum and Holder of Damnidios Para'nashu

Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2013-02-20 19:53:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Andreus Ixiris
Aldrith Shutaq wrote:
No, they just drain some people of their blood just because they can. Nevermind though, as long as they treat you well it's quite fine. I forgot you were the center of the universe, sorry.

And the Empire enslave entire cultures spanning billions of people, and when those cultures have the sheer temerity to firmly suggest that they might not be pleased with this arrangement, the Empire bombards the planet from orbit until it's literally uninhabitable. Then, when the Empire discovers that the first attempt at genocide might not have been quite as efficacious as they first thought, they try to do it again. By comparison, the Blood Raiders actually look like they have the moral high ground, and to any sane person that should be a scary prospect.

In addition, I cannot help but note that instead of attempting to change my opinions on the behaviour, politeness and hospitality of Imperial Amarrians vs. Blood Raiders by being, for example, well-behaved, polite and hospitable, you're continuing to insult me.

Good job, Aldrith. Ten out of ten.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.

Khazarn Areth
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2013-02-20 19:53:27 UTC
Whilst Mr Ixiris is a plesant conversationalist I must point out that he is not Sabik and furthermore you should all know better than to blindly accept Gutter Press as a credible news agency.

Bloody Omir's coming back Monsters from the endless black Wading through a crimson flood Omir's come to drink your blood

Anslo
Scope Works
#14 - 2013-02-20 19:55:07 UTC
Seriously, guys stop. My friends are looking at me weird. Oh by the Edge hahaha.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]

Malcolm Khross
Doomheim
#15 - 2013-02-20 19:55:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Malcolm Khross
I cannot confirm or deny the existence of a Caldari plot at this time. Our involvement with the Blood Raiders has been a closely kept secret for many generations and now that it has been brought to light, a great many loopholes and contract details are being discussed regarding the legality behind the term "plot" and what exactly constitutes a "plot." Further information may or may not be pending depending upon whether or not we wish to disclose further humor to this comedic act.

Thank you for your time and patience during these ostentatious times.

~Malcolm Khross

Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#16 - 2013-02-20 19:57:33 UTC
I like the part where they called him a Federal Hero. I wonder what his superhero alter-ego would be?

Handy Andy!
Andyman!
Randyman?
The Ixirisator
Ixxy Trixxy


The possibilities are endless.

Katrina Oniseki

Aldrith Shutaq
Atash e Sarum Vanguard
#17 - 2013-02-20 20:01:36 UTC
Sorry about that again, Center of the Universe. I'll stop suggesting you're a petulant child who picks their enemies based more on personal feelings than actual ideals, because the Center of the Universe couldn't possibly we wrong or unreasonable or be unable to see through his own hypocracy. That just wouldn't do.

Aldrith Ter'neth Shutaq Newelle

Fleet Captain of the Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris

Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade

Lord Consort of Lady Mitara Newelle, Champion of House Sarum and Holder of Damnidios Para'nashu

Gosakumori Noh
Coven of One
#18 - 2013-02-20 20:04:31 UTC
Muck Raker wrote:
These comments included Captain Ixiris showering compliments on notorious Blood Raider operative Asias Urazmie, and drinking wine with several Sani Sabik cultists!


Oh, he did more than drink.
Anslo
Scope Works
#19 - 2013-02-20 20:07:41 UTC
Aldrith Shutaq wrote:
Sorry about that again, Center of the Universe. I'll stop suggesting you're a petulant child who picks their enemies based more on personal feelings than actual ideals, because the Center of the Universe couldn't possibly we wrong or unreasonable or be unable to see through his own hypocracy. That just wouldn't do.


You're really bitter Aldrith. So what if he picks and chooses based on emotion. It means he's human. We don't always have to be logical. Get off your high horse man, it doesn't suit you.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]

Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2013-02-20 20:12:44 UTC
Aldrith Shutaq wrote:
Sorry about that again, Center of the Universe. I'll stop suggesting you're a petulant child who picks their enemies based more on personal feelings than actual ideals, because the Center of the Universe couldn't possibly we wrong or unreasonable or be unable to see through his own hypocracy. That just wouldn't do.

To be brutally honest, I don't think the Empire's actual ideals are any more inherently noble than the rabble of arrogant, self-entitled racists that fight to spread them. I'm not saying I like the Blood Raiders or support their ideals any more than I support those of the Empire - and if you care to ask any practicing member of the Sani Sabik I've spoken to in person they'll tell you I made this viewpoint very clear. Besides, in terms of actions rather than words, the Empire has - and isn't this ironic? - a lot more blood on its hands than the Raiders do.

And through all this, even despite what you said, you're still not doing anything to convince me that my personal feelings about those who support the Empire are anything but accurate. You're still blithely writing empty, factually inaccurate invective. You used to stand for something in the Knighthood, Aldrith. There used to be Amarrians I respected more than Blood Raiders because even if I didn't agree with what they said, they didn't dilute their ideals and sugar-coat their words just to maintain some false sense of brotherhood and internal cohesion.

I can hardly summon even a grudging respect for Rodj Blake nowadays, and take in mind that it used to be my aspiration to be a public figure of enough political and tactical import to act as his opposite number among those loyal to the Federation.

Nowadays I can claim to have surpassed him simply because I undock at least once a day.

If my respect and admiration is important to the Amarrians as it seems to be to you, Aldrith, perhaps you should start doing something worthy of it, and if it isn't, perhaps you should get off my back. There are prettier people who could go there.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.

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