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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
#161 - 2011-10-27 04:27:36 UTC
Skunk Gracklaw wrote:
Lazy trolls make me sad.

AFK-cloaking in a system near you.
shigwalis
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#162 - 2011-10-27 05:19:08 UTC
oh god i know i totaly agree with the OP, i hate all these nerds that take the time to buy a badger and go get it blown up and lose out because they are to damn stupid to insure the thingBlink
Mirime Nolwe
Mantra of Pain
#163 - 2011-10-27 11:31:36 UTC
What a fcking disgrace. Were are the mods when we need them?
Hemmo Paskiainen
#164 - 2011-10-27 12:07:43 UTC
spacehips and chineze hantai Big smile

If relativity equals time plus momentum, what equals relativity, if the momentum is minus to the time?
L B Norm
Doomheim
#165 - 2011-10-27 12:20:46 UTC
I read this post a couple of days ago, and I had to give up after page 4 or 5.

Ebony Shakiel has no KB record on battleclinic or the other kbs out there. If this was a legit carebear ranting about losing their ship, no problem, but this is a blatant (and very lazy, I might add) attempt to troll. This is a fabricated kill, with a fabricated story. I would like to see the kill mail posted as proof (and one that correctly dates the real loss), otherwise, this entire post is a waste.

For the sake of C&P, I hope they lock this thread. I want to read about REAL tears and crime.....not make-believe (even for a make-believe world of eve, there are limits).
Nariya Kentaya
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#166 - 2011-10-27 12:52:37 UTC
L B Norm wrote:
I read this post a couple of days ago, and I had to give up after page 4 or 5.

Ebony Shakiel has no KB record on battleclinic or the other kbs out there. If this was a legit carebear ranting about losing their ship, no problem, but this is a blatant (and very lazy, I might add) attempt to troll. This is a fabricated kill, with a fabricated story. I would like to see the kill mail posted as proof (and one that correctly dates the real loss), otherwise, this entire post is a waste.

For the sake of C&P, I hope they lock this thread. I want to read about REAL tears and crime.....not make-believe (even for a make-believe world of eve, there are limits).

There is no killmail, i confirmed that this was a troll post when i demanded a killmail back on page 3 or 4, and then went and searched myself, everyone REALIZES its a troll.

we all stick around because its funny and hasnt been locked yet for spam.
L B Norm
Doomheim
#167 - 2011-10-27 12:57:05 UTC
God, I am going to have to read the entire post more carefully (I gave up somewhere near page 4).

My bad - carry on with the siliness and mock-vilification of OP Smile.
Archeris vane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#168 - 2011-10-27 13:17:07 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
I actually talk with women and know how to communicate.


Anyone else see the irony?
Kalli Rahl
Veni Vidi Vici Reloaded
#169 - 2011-10-27 13:34:17 UTC
hehe this whole thing made me chuckle

QQ
BrutalButFair
Fleet of the Damned
#170 - 2011-10-27 14:36:55 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Steve Ronuken wrote:
On the very off chance this isn't a troll, and I seriously doubt it, go talk to the industrial career agent. get a free indy.



The first helpful person in this whole thread, thank you.

How do I do this and where do I get one?


No don't. You promised us to quit
Pollo Rico
Pollo Hermano
#171 - 2011-10-27 17:02:25 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:


People like you make me want to quit eve.


Pollo approves of the actions that make miners feel this way.

http://tinyurl.com/Pollo-Approves
Barbara Nichole
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#172 - 2011-10-27 18:54:45 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
I want to start off by saying all of you are nerds who wouldn't know what a women felt like unless someone told you.

The other day I was flying in amarr with my brand new badger that I bought all by myself. I have a job and have a social life so it took me a long time of playing to get the isk together. I earned every single ISK that went into that badger!

One of you dumb nerds decided it would be a funny to steal from me. I locked that Nerd up quicker than you can say "Proactive" and the next thing I know my ship is blown up!

Frankly, all of you nerds disgust me. Since you can't get women like I can, you take it out on innocent players by blowing their space ships up. You all need to go outside and GET A LIFE!

I go out at least 4 times a week and get laid whenever I want because I am a badass. Unlike you stupid nerds who spend all your life in front of a computer monitor to play space ship games with eachother. I actually talk with women and know how to communicate. Unlike you nerds who can't even get up the courage to go outside!


You will all end up alone in the end because of your horrible hygene and bad eating habbits.


I hope you are happy! I quit!



I know what I feel like.. and isn't there enough tears here and in game with out generating fake tears?

  - remove the cloaked from local; free intel is the real problem, not  "afk" cloaking -

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IGNATIUS HOOD
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#173 - 2011-10-27 20:01:11 UTC
***Annnnnd Scene!***

I hope this is seriously a joke, but like the others have mentioned. If you get wrapped around the axle about a flying vagina like a badger you might in fact lose you're little mind when you actually lose something with ~value~.

~value~ is measured in Billions IMO.

oh and you must know the rules

#1 Don't fly it if you ~might~ rage quit when it goes pop
#2 Never, ever, ever forum whine about it. EVER.
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."   --H.L. Mencken
People's Republic ofChina
My Other Capital Ship is Your Mom
#174 - 2011-10-27 20:46:58 UTC
Nariya Kentaya wrote:
I Accidentally YourShip wrote:
How did this get off the ground?

obviosuly, like the OP wanted it to, it grew UP



yes, that was terrible and i feel bad for posting it.



You should be flogged for that joke. Or forced to mine ice. Well, maybe not the second, there are limits to my cruelty.
sukmanobov
Apollyllon
#175 - 2011-10-28 01:11:16 UTC
Collin Dow wrote:
Cool story, bro.


I Second this
Charis Loftus
Doomheim
#176 - 2011-10-28 03:09:04 UTC
I'm married to a nerd. He's awesome. I'm a nerd too. I'm the only one of us who flies a ship though, unfortunately. Am I awesome? *shrugs* I dunno, but I believe I'd be earning myself quite a different label than "nerd" if I was going out 4 times a week to get laid anytime I want.

OP, please get yourself tested. I heard certain STI's can cause irrational behavior.

Other possible causes for emotional outbursts should be looked into as well.

Ebony Shakiel
Doomheim
#177 - 2011-10-28 16:58:00 UTC
Charis Loftus wrote:
I'm married to a nerd. He's awesome. I'm a nerd too. I'm the only one of us who flies a ship though, unfortunately. Am I awesome? *shrugs* I dunno, but I believe I'd be earning myself quite a different label than "nerd" if I was going out 4 times a week to get laid anytime I want.

OP, please get yourself tested. I heard certain STI's can cause irrational behavior.

Other possible causes for emotional outbursts should be looked into as well.



Are you coming on to me? Also, I'm clean. No need for protection.

Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine... as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties. -Riley Madison
Ebony Shakiel
Doomheim
#178 - 2011-10-28 17:00:44 UTC
BrutalButFair wrote:
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Steve Ronuken wrote:
On the very off chance this isn't a troll, and I seriously doubt it, go talk to the industrial career agent. get a free indy.



The first helpful person in this whole thread, thank you.

How do I do this and where do I get one?


No don't. You promised us to quit



You know, I've realized that there is more to this community than I first though.

Sure you are all huge nerds with acne scars and stretch marks. We won't even mention the virgin part.

Thank you all for your support in these difficult times. Now if someone would please contract me a badger, I'd be ever so thankful.

Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine... as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties. -Riley Madison
Ebony Shakiel
Doomheim
#179 - 2011-10-28 17:01:52 UTC
Jack Carrigan wrote:
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Jack Carrigan wrote:
Hmm, I sense a bitter irony.

Exhibition of hurt feelings or butthurt. Something ZeroSeven is known for.

And yet he's trying to show his superiority over another emo-whiner. How ****ing classic is that?



Jack, You're alright.

That guy is just mad cause I called him out on being a virgin.


Too classic. That actually made me smile.

Keep fighting the good fight against morbidly obese, obsessive-compulsive, emo-raging children.


Amen Brother. Amen.

Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine... as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties. -Riley Madison
Clarina Kusoni
Perkone
Caldari State
#180 - 2011-10-28 20:38:48 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
I hope you are happy! I quit!


Still posting nearly two weeks later