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cheese monkey
Chilil-out
#1 - 2013-02-18 13:38:33 UTC
OK. Here is the best idea EVER.

Make it possible to put corpse's into the festival launcher... maybe instead of a firework we get a nice blood splatter?

Nothing would "make me mad bro" like someone shooting me with my own corpse!!

(i'd like to give a bit of credit for this idea to thav)

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cheese monkey
Chilil-out
#2 - 2013-02-18 13:46:49 UTC
Also... put repair services in the Rens trade hub FFS!!

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Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#3 - 2013-02-18 13:49:34 UTC
cheese monkey wrote:
Also... put repair services in the Rens trade hub FFS!!


6 out of 7 stations in Rens have repair facilities, change your home station? Lol

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cheese monkey
Chilil-out
#4 - 2013-02-18 13:51:51 UTC
Sergeant Acht Scultz wrote:
cheese monkey wrote:
Also... put repair services in the Rens trade hub FFS!!


6 out of 7 stations in Rens have repair facilities, change your home station? Lol


All the other trade hubs have repair. Why should I change, it's just an outdated part of EVE.

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Austin McLaren
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2013-02-18 15:22:51 UTC
cheese monkey wrote:
Sergeant Acht Scultz wrote:
cheese monkey wrote:
Also... put repair services in the Rens trade hub FFS!!


6 out of 7 stations in Rens have repair facilities, change your home station? Lol


All the other trade hubs have repair. Why should I change, it's just an outdated part of EVE.

Jita 4-4 has no repair last time I checked.
Buhhdust Princess
Mind Games.
#6 - 2013-02-18 15:25:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Buhhdust Princess
I fully support OP!

I too need repair bay in all rens stations.

Also, I support corpse launcher IF u die and the corpse keeps ur goggles on. Then i will fire Goggley corpses all day.
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
#7 - 2013-02-18 15:27:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Sobaan Tali
Reminds me of people asking CCP to allow corpses to be strung up on ship hulls like how the reavers did it in Firefly...now corpse launchers? We capsleers are a sick lot, aren't we?

screw it, +1

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"----in' A, right?"

"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."

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Dgram Loop
Dutch Squad
#8 - 2013-02-18 15:47:59 UTC
I'd prefer the feature suggestion already made where you can send in a corpse (say to a specific agent, like locator agents) and theres a chance based mechanism that may return an implant, or even just a lower quality version of the implant (depending on chance) but removes the corpse either way.

That being said I also approve of this product and/or service, it would create a *erm* legitimate use of corpses and lessen the burden on those hamsters driving the database wheels
luZk
Fivrelde Corp
#9 - 2013-02-18 15:51:36 UTC
OP you remind me of a young me. Not much younger, mind you. Perhaps even a couple of years older.

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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#10 - 2013-02-18 15:59:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Krixtal Icefluxor
Considering they are Frozen Corpses, there would not exactly be a 'blood splatter'.

Edit: Also, since they are frozen in vacuum, the water in the blood would have boiled away along with all the other water in the body, so there would never be any kind of liquidy splattering.

This is how they freeze dry your food btw.

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March rabbit
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2013-02-18 16:03:16 UTC
Austin McLaren wrote:
cheese monkey wrote:
Sergeant Acht Scultz wrote:
cheese monkey wrote:
Also... put repair services in the Rens trade hub FFS!!


6 out of 7 stations in Rens have repair facilities, change your home station? Lol


All the other trade hubs have repair. Why should I change, it's just an outdated part of EVE.

Jita 4-4 has no repair last time I checked.

Dodixie has no medical facility

It's ok

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Starrakatt
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#12 - 2013-02-18 16:05:43 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Considering they are Frozen Corpses, there would not exactly be a 'blood splatter'.

C'mon! You make them TAW before you shoot the corpses.

Or add a descriptive on the Corpse Launcher I module, that says it taws the corpse before processing it into a 'splat' ammunition.

OP +1

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CCP Fozzie
C C P
C C P Alliance
#13 - 2013-02-18 16:07:43 UTC
I WANT THIS SO BAD.

I may or may not have a long-winded rant about how without Corpse Launchers the game will inevitably die that I give to any of my coworkers who aren't fast enough to escape.

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Darius Brinn
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2013-02-18 16:13:49 UTC
CCP Fozzie wrote:
I WANT THIS SO BAD.

I may or may not have a long-winded rant about how without Corpse Launchers the game will inevitably die that I give to any of my coworkers who aren't fast enough to escape.


Our prayers are with you. Don't give up.

Godspeed and bless you.
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#15 - 2013-02-18 16:14:20 UTC
CCP Fozzie wrote:
I WANT THIS SO BAD.

I may or may not have a long-winded rant about how without Corpse Launchers the game will inevitably die that I give to any of my coworkers who aren't fast enough to escape.



Shocked-Lol

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Warde Guildencrantz
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#16 - 2013-02-18 16:14:23 UTC
CCP Fozzie wrote:
I WANT THIS SO BAD.

I may or may not have a long-winded rant about how without Corpse Launchers the game will inevitably die that I give to any of my coworkers who aren't fast enough to escape.


You know what I want?

A scanner that can scan the implants on a pod. That gives sec status hits when scanning a pod. So it can be used to ransom in lowsec. So less people have to die in lowsec from unfair ransoms.

Never heard a dev response on the matter, but I swear every pirate group in new eden agrees that they want such a module...

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RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#17 - 2013-02-18 16:14:41 UTC
cheese monkey wrote:
it's just an outdated part of EVE.


In what way?

Stations are different. Learn to pick good stations when you decide where to base yourself.


CCP Fozzie wrote:
I WANT THIS SO BAD.

I may or may not have a long-winded rant about how without Corpse Launchers the game will inevitably die that I give to any of my coworkers who aren't fast enough to escape.


Come on, Elevator Pitches are supposed to be short-winded rants, Fozzie.

PS. Corpsicle Launchers are the Logical extension of Snowball Launchers.

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TheBlueMonkey
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2013-02-18 16:15:12 UTC
I'd rather corpses were processable for either implant components or regular minerals.

I'd prefer minerals, mainly so I can build myself a ship from the dead bodies of my enemies ¬_¬
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2013-02-18 16:27:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Solstice Project
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Considering they are Frozen Corpses, there would not exactly be a 'blood splatter'.

Edit: Also, since they are frozen in vacuum, the water in the blood would have boiled away along with all the other water in the body, so there would never be any kind of liquidy splattering.

This is how they freeze dry your food btw.

No.

Only deep space, or space in shadow, is cold.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100227193724AAP9Q3W

Read through it. Whatever receives heat of a star gets cooked.
Space is only "cold" because there's nothing there to be heated, or because it's "deep space"
far out of the reach of any star heating up anything ... irrelevant of if there was anything there to heat up in the first place.

As a corpse is *something* and if it was getting shined on by a star ... it wouldn't freeze, it would heat up.
Like ... literally burned. If you were in space without proper protection,
you'd die from the heat of our Sun before you would die from the vacuum.
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#20 - 2013-02-18 16:43:31 UTC
When you fire a corpse at someone "[NAME]'s corpse has been plastered all over your ship." shows.

Great for mocking someone before challenging him to a duel if it's the corpse of a friend, significant other or the target itself.

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