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Bored and flush with ISK

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Ckra Trald
Federal Defense Union
Gallente Federation
#41 - 2013-02-18 00:21:39 UTC
fly through rancer with officer fit vindicator

http://www.rusemen.com/ Join Tengoo xd

Tesal
#42 - 2013-02-18 00:48:55 UTC
I hired some mercs roam around to find out which alliance was the most pathetic, so I could advertise their ineptness and people would harass and kill them. Unfortunately the mercs sucked and my plan failed.
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#43 - 2013-02-18 00:55:25 UTC
i recommend paying empire to gank itself, it's what we did and it was tremendously entertaining

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.

NEONOVUS
Mindstar Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#44 - 2013-02-18 00:56:40 UTC  |  Edited by: NEONOVUS
Tesal wrote:
I hired some mercs roam around to find out which alliance was the most pathetic, so I could advertise their ineptness and people would harass and kill them. Unfortunately the mercs sucked and my plan failed.

Or was it actually a hidden success?


Ok proposals so far
Go and pvp as myself
Host a tournament for newbies with provided ships and a prize, purely for entertainment, and maybe getting them to stick around.
Hire mercs to go after some person that draws my ire.
Hire mercs and set them loose bankrolling a chunk of their ops. (could be fun to do this to newbs Play wealthy benefactor and give them ISK to help)
Go and do lulzy but ultimately useless kms.
Go and get Kaldor to be shot at by his own alliance. (maybe not so much since I do feel kind of bad for the guy. I have good empathy. This game is increasing it! Not as planned!)
Corey Fumimasa
CFM Salvage
#45 - 2013-02-18 03:25:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Corey Fumimasa
One of my favorite ISK burning games is to give someone 1000 ISK, then tell them that if they double it and return it, then you will do the same. You learn a lot about the people who play Eve that way.
Corey Fumimasa
CFM Salvage
#46 - 2013-02-18 03:38:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Corey Fumimasa
Another thing; when I first started playing I used to ask around on the rock and minerals channel if anyone had something that needed moving, I could haul like 20km3 then. One guy in particular often came up with something for me to do, and I really appreciated it. He paid me more than it was worth I think, and we have been friends since.

Maybe seek out a noob with a hauler and get him to make some runs for you. Show him how contracts work and the NPC tradegoods. who knows, a bagman that you can trust a bit may be a valuable thing.
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#47 - 2013-02-18 05:05:41 UTC
Weaselior wrote:
i recommend paying empire to gank itself, it's what we did and it was tremendously entertaining

Twitter: @EVEAndski

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RichtPaul
Shadow Industries I
#48 - 2013-02-18 05:32:01 UTC
Buy yourself a house with a garden and settle down and raise a family... oh wait that's with real money... Lol
Barkaial Starfinder
Brazilian Vultures
Ferrata Victrix
#49 - 2013-02-18 05:41:47 UTC
Hire a solid group of PVPers.

Go to rancer.

Kill cowards.

???

Profit
Joran Dravius
Doomheim
#50 - 2013-02-18 06:25:24 UTC
NEONOVUS wrote:
So I make sufficient ISK for my playstyle, and thus grow bored with EVE.
Therefore I am considering things to do with my
ISK
I have tried giving items away to friends,but found it lacking.
So i am thinking of paying people to fight for my amusement.
Are there any takers?
Or sugestions on g0od ways to do this?

Any mentions of asking for the ISK of the OP or of his assets following EVE Time: 2013.02.17 21:44, are contractually bound by opening this thread to remit to OP 1 (one) tritanium at the Amarr solar system.

You could wait until dueling goes in and organize a tournament.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#51 - 2013-02-18 06:27:45 UTC
NEONOVUS wrote:
So none of you want to fight in a tournament for my amusement and 150mil isk to the champion?


How about funding my wars?

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk

Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#52 - 2013-02-18 08:16:31 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:
NEONOVUS wrote:
So none of you want to fight in a tournament for my amusement and 150mil isk to the champion?


How about funding my wars?


that... would be awesome

OP but um... what's "flush with ISK" for you
Mars Theran
Foreign Interloper
#53 - 2013-02-18 09:15:08 UTC
You can fund my PvP. My clone cost is about 8m, I'm terrible at it, and I'll fly anything provided I have the base skills for it. I'll also solo anyone or any group. You buy and fit a ship, contract to me, and tell me where to go.

Actually, if you want to send me into deepest Null in a ship, I'll do that too; see how far I can get in whatever you want me to fly. Lol Could be fun.

Med clone cost preferably before I go any where as well, so I know I have it when I get back. If I survive and the ship is intact, I get to keep it. Deal? Pirate

Call it my cost for potentially ruining my killboards. Okay, maybe not potentially; more like almost certainly. Experience is nice, but I need some incentive right. Blink

http://eveboard.com/pilot/Mars_Theran - Just in case you want to know what I can fly. Oh, and I might limit this to once a week, on my time, and I'll probably have to okay it with my Alliance. Contracts for ships will have to be for a week pick up in that case. Cool
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DrunkenNinja
Macabre Votum
Northern Coalition.
#54 - 2013-02-18 11:14:58 UTC
How about now you might actually want to play the game?
Bovine Solution
New Millineon
#55 - 2013-02-18 13:00:09 UTC
Buy expensive stuff and drop it at random BM in space. Maybe someone finds it.
Arronicus
State War Academy
Caldari State
#56 - 2013-02-18 13:12:22 UTC
Buy Tech 2 bpos
Destroy Tech 2 bpos
Improve Eve
Jint Hikaru
OffWorld Exploration Inc
#57 - 2013-02-18 13:22:28 UTC
Once the new dueling system hits, then funding a frig tournament may be a fun way to go.

You could sit and have all these people fight for your amusment like the bad guy in Enter The Dragon.

Jint Hikaru - Miner / Salvager / Explorer / SpaceBum In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Takseen
Federal Defense Union
Gallente Federation
#58 - 2013-02-18 13:23:05 UTC
NEONOVUS wrote:

Hire mercs and set them loose bankrolling a chunk of their ops. (could be fun to do this to newbs Play wealthy benefactor and give them ISK to help)


That gives me a few more ideas.
Find genuine newbies and offer them money to
-fly to a lowsec station and collect on an Item Exchange contract
-steal from a can
-ninja salvage someone's mission
-(attempt to) suicide gank someone

Just try and bribe them into doing fun and interesting stuff for mutual benefit.
Takseen
Federal Defense Union
Gallente Federation
#59 - 2013-02-18 13:24:00 UTC
Jint Hikaru wrote:
Once the new dueling system hits, then funding a frig tournament may be a fun way to go.

You could sit and have all these people fight for your amusment like the bad guy in Enter The Dragon.


Make sure to bring a sniper arty ship to execute rulebreakers.
Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#60 - 2013-02-18 13:56:08 UTC