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Things aren't always what they seem

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von Khan
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2013-02-18 03:06:19 UTC
Since I have been dismissed from PIE Inc. I have the liberty to set the record straight. Silas Vitalia is accusing me of treason however the truth is a bit more complicated than that.

I didn't seek to meet her secretly, just in person.

She accuses me of conspiring to acquire sensitive PIE internal information for her use. This is totally false; I never released any information other than what’s public knowledge. I don’t have any clearance to access “sensitive PIE information” anyhow.

She accuses me to agree to do her bidding in effort to undermine PIE. I think she is mixing my poetry with reality I never agreed to anything with her. My intention with her was to help her regain the humanity she has lost.

Attempted a romantic encounter… well I took what was given, no more. Of opening my heart to a witch I am guilty.

After declining her invitation to the gala Silas contact me about PIE Inc. being in possession of Jamyl I corpse attached with other conspiracies theories. At first I thought this was a waste of time, till I started noticing discrepancies and missing documents. I have extensively searched in logs, reports and trade manifests in hopes to confirm its existence. No one has ever claimed possession of it, at least not in an official manner however there is multiple eyewitnesses that confirms its existence. All of this is extremely suspicious. This started my interest for her Excellency’s corpse. Against the advise of my brothers, curiosity got the better of me and I contact her to see what she really knew. I asked her what the cause of her suspicions was because I couldn't find any evidence linking it to PIE Inc, it turned out she didn't knew anything and were all speculations. We rendezvou at Khanid lowsec space were we met. In that meeting passion overtook me, I did kiss her and she got furious! Aware that I had nothing else to talk about, I left immediately back to the Bleak Lands. To my surprise she had exploded on IGS with all this accusations that lead to my dismissal at PIE Inc.

Regardless of my personal shortcomings and my deserved dismissal, This search for the Empress body, should be of great concern to every soul loyal to the Empire, but above all to God. I have mixed reports from the eye witnesses of Doriam’s coronation, all coincide that her excellency capsule exploded however some say no corpse was recovered, others confirm it did. I will have to say their testimonies are unreliable because the long time that has passed. According to different leads the champions of the Sarum house took the corpse after the ceremony as is customary. I have narrow down the possible owners of the corpse. I followed their trail and seems most of them formed a corporation by the name Evolution which later branched out into IT alliance. Regretfully all the sarumites are either retired or missing in action leading me to a dead end. According to public records, there was footage available but the files seem to have disappeared as well.

Mr. Blake confirmed being an eye witness of that faithful day however he had no knowledge of the whereabouts of her body. I searched PIE Inc. archives for any mention of the deceased Empress body it only confirmed what I said above. I have no reason to think Mr. Blake or any other members are not being truthful. I’m worried the body of the empress if fallen into the wrong hands might be defiled or worst used in a way that will jeopardize the stability of the Empire.

von Khan

Samira Kernher
Cail Avetatu
#2 - 2013-02-18 03:20:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Samira Kernher
This thread is terribly improper, mister Khan. You should not be continuing miss Vitalia's airing of private matters, nor should you be pursuing such a quest. You will find no corpse, as Her Imperial Majesty is not dead.
von Khan
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2013-02-18 03:25:18 UTC
All of the heirs corpses were recovered by capsuleers after the ritual this is a fact we shouldn't ignore.

von Khan

Samira Kernher
Cail Avetatu
#4 - 2013-02-18 03:36:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Samira Kernher
She was returned to us by the grace of God. Surely no corpse still exists, if there ever was one.
Sepherim
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#5 - 2013-02-18 03:42:12 UTC
I warned you before, you're quest is that of a mad man. You head directly to the biggest complication in your life, an investigation that'll grant you infinite enemies and no benefit. For the truth is only one: Jamyl I is our Empress, and we follow her forever. All the rest doesn't matter.

When you start looking for ghosts, you end up seeing things that aren't there. As the Seeker of Truths Adriam Turnkist* said once, "when you look into the void, the void looks back at you". You should change where you gaze before it is too late. You already have paid a terrible price for looking into the wrong direction, you are yet in time to try setting yourself straight and returning to the proper path.

Or else, you will become a traitor, like so many fallen before. And the next time we meet it'll be in the battlefield, instead of the halls of the brotherhood.


*OOC: in truth, it was Nietzsche.

Sepherim Catillah Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris Liuteneant Ex-Imperial Navy Imperator Commander

Sanguina Dieudonne
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#6 - 2013-02-18 03:46:46 UTC
So, your poetry was all in homage to Lady Vitalia? This keeps getting better.
Lunarisse Aspenstar
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#7 - 2013-02-18 04:51:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Lunarisse Aspenstar
Mr. von Khan,

The less said, the better as to your misguided efforts to tamper with matters best left alone concerning Our Lady of Victory, the Empress Jamyl Sarum I. All that would be the result of your lunatic efforts, if this so-called "rare" artifact would be found, would be the creation of fodder for the Empire's enemies to sow doubt and confusion and cause harm to Her reign and the Empire.

As to the rest of your fantastic narrative, I urge you to immediately end your adolescent infatuation with that... female Silas Vitalia. I am reminded of a children's fable, I used to read to my childen when they were small:

Once a scorpion asked a frog to carry him across a river. The frog refused. The frog was afraid the scorpion would sting the frog. The scorpion, however, argued with the frog that if she stung the frog, the frog would die before finishing the swim and the scorpion would drown. The frog considered this argument and agreed. The frog felt that he could be assured that the scorpion would look out for her own interests and the frog would thus remain safe. The frog took the scorpion on his back and began to swim across the river. Midway across the river, the scorpion stung the frog. As the frog began to die, and the waters overtake then both, he asked the scorpion "why?". The scorpion replied, "My dear, I am being true to my nature".


Sincerely and in the name of the Blessed Empress Jamyl Sarum I,

Lunarisse Aspenstar
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#8 - 2013-02-18 05:33:43 UTC
Caldari sources indicate that the Scorpion answered "I can swim, you fool."

In any case, Mr VonKhan appears to have been a bad boy and, worst of all, gotten caught in the act.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.

Mensha Khael Crow
House Murder
#9 - 2013-02-18 05:59:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Mensha Khael Crow
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Caldari sources indicate that the Scorpion answered "I can swim, you fool."

In any case, Mr VonKhan appears to have been a bad boy and, worst of all, gotten caught in the act.


This is an internal Amarrian matter mr.Tuulinen.

And my brethren might do well to remember that the Authority of Amarrian Throne does not stem from the one seated upon it but from God.

Crow.
Our righteousness is evident in the failures of the heathen, God keep us from falling prey to their weaknesses.
Ammund Vitalia
Doomheim
#10 - 2013-02-18 06:47:41 UTC
Oops! Sounds like somebody overstepped his bounds.
Solarienne
Hrimdraugar
#11 - 2013-02-18 09:33:14 UTC
The best attempts at proving you're clean in a situation like this is to air your former employers 'potential' dirty laundry. Oh, wait, it isn't.

Buy the woman a (really expensive) meal next time von Khan. To quote an old Brutor friend; any man too keen to show off his Stabber, will soon be in possession of a personal Rupture.

PY-RE Combat Pilot

Khazarn Areth
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2013-02-18 11:02:49 UTC
This is most amusing, I shall watch your fall from grace with much interest Mr. Khan.

And if you are that infatuated with Sister Vitalia im sure you could convert to the true faith, who knows it may woo her back to you.

Bloody Omir's coming back Monsters from the endless black Wading through a crimson flood Omir's come to drink your blood

Knoot Enderas
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#13 - 2013-02-18 11:21:54 UTC
Von Khan,

You have already brought shame to your name by associating with the heretic Vitalia and have acknowledged your personal shortcomings in a public forum. This kind of continued rabble-rousing will only serve to further blacken your personal record in the eyes of any future employer. It would be in your own interests therefore to end this discussion and remove its record.

While you seek penance outside the Praetoria, why not join up with one of the monastic orders? The Sisters of St. Katherine may welcome the services of a genuinely remorseful penitent.

Regards,

Knoot Enderas
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2013-02-18 11:51:18 UTC
Samira Kernher wrote:
She was returned to us by the grace of God. Surely no corpse still exists, if there ever was one.

There exists a corpse, because it wasn't God's grace that returned Sarum to this world, it was the same technology that allows everyone on the IGS to return after death. I mean, everyone knows this, it's not like it's a big secret or anything.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.

Knoot Enderas
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#15 - 2013-02-18 12:04:42 UTC
An enemy of Empire and State hijacking this misguided so-called "quest" for his own political agenda should be all the evidence you need, von Khan.
Solarienne
Hrimdraugar
#16 - 2013-02-18 12:18:38 UTC
I think the more rational interpretation of what he was trying to say, ignoring the fallacious 'If there ever was one', is that such a corpse may have been destroyed or lost.

Then again, the body of a royal heir would definitely make an interesting acquisition if properly preserved, if only for historical record of such persons. Sculpture can fail to capture the mortality of such august persons as these, while stasis-preservation would most definitely provide (with a bit of cosmetic work considering hard-vacuum damage) a window into the very mortality of a historical figure.

Tangent aside, I agree with Andreus in that there is probably a body around out there. But there is a slim chance it got destroyed somehow. I like to imagine a shipping manifest error involving a crate of Fedos, some Syrikos hounds and the erroneous labeling of her majesty's former birthday suit as 'grade 2 protein feed - suitable only for livestock bulk'.

PY-RE Combat Pilot

Koronakesh
Seekers of a Silent Paradise
#17 - 2013-02-18 12:42:00 UTC
Khazarn Areth wrote:
This is most amusing, I shall watch your fall from grace with much interest Mr. Khan.

And if you are that infatuated with Sister Vitalia im sure you could convert to the true faith, who knows it may woo her back to you.

Shouldn't get his hopes up. I'm sure she doesn't need yet another sycophantic wretch wandering around.

SASPR Amir al-Mu'minin

Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2013-02-18 12:43:40 UTC
Knoot Enderas wrote:
An enemy of Empire and State hijacking this misguided so-called "quest" for his own political agenda should be all the evidence you need, von Khan.

Don't believe me? Go and find Rodj Blake's official statement about the return and coronation of Empress Jamyl the First, and observe the painfully specific legalese he writes it in. I've seen less get-out clauses in Sukuuvestaa land ownership contracts. For a die-hard devotee of the Empire, the resplendent Admiral Blake was hedging his bets quite blatantly - something I don't really think a man such as Rodj would do unless he has reason to think that at some point in the future it will become politically unfashionable to support Jamyl.

You have to ask yourself what knowledge he might be privvy to that would make him think that.

This isn't by any means an insult against Rodj - for once. If he has very specific reason to believe that all is not as it seems, it's actually a very smart move to keep one's options open.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.

Knoot Enderas
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#19 - 2013-02-18 12:57:56 UTC
There is no body. My concern is for the soul and future of brother von Khan. He has admitted that he has been led astray by a witch, but clings to this "investigation" instead of doing penance.

In this context, it must be pointed out that the people encouraging him to continue to go down this path are with Sansa's Nation and the Gallente. Rather than arguing about the minutiae of a ridiculous conspiracy theory, I just would point out that it is a theory advanced by the enemies of the Empire and the State. As they say: "Where you stand depends on where you sit."
Lucas Raholan
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
#20 - 2013-02-18 13:02:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Lucas Raholan
Mr Khan..I am trying to understand what made you even think the Sabik had Jamyl's corpse supposing it even exists.

As an Amarrian I condone you for allowing lust to overtake better judgement, it is something I would have expected of the Gallente..the mere fact you chose to meet with such as heretic is beyond me and clearly shows you lack the better judgement to fly alongside PIE


Andreus Ixiris wrote:
There exists a corpse, because it wasn't God's grace that returned Sarum to this world, it was the same technology that allows everyone on the IGS to return after death. I mean, everyone knows this, it's not like it's a big secret or anything.


As of yet there has been no clear evidence whether or not she was returned through cloning or by gods loving grace..until then all these claims shall be nothing more then Conjecture, in the end it matters not, Jamyl saved the empire from the rampaging Elder Fleet and has made great bounds to reduce the level of slavery within the Empire and until the time if ever she does something that I should find particularly distasteful to my own views then she will have my full support

Shitposts so bad CONCORD gave me a 50 billion ISK bounty

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