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Call to arms against CCP: Stop making successful expansions!

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Pator Campus Slave
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2013-02-17 20:04:16 UTC
This madness has to end!

Every weekend since Retribution was released has Jita(hallowed by thy name) has been under constant distress from all these other "players" that you speak of. I say no. No to the influx of returning or new pilots. No to increasing player activity and cooperation. No to increasing this wonderful sandbox that is sadly surrounded and blocked by other "players".

Reason for this is simple my dear folks; the hardware can't handle the truth! With the population cap in place hundreds of brothers and sisters are left waiting for minutes on end at the neighbouring systems to Jita. We simple can't allow this to continue! March forth towards the hall of CCP and cleanse these infidels of their wicked hardware and show them the way, the way of salvation!

Time is of the essence as the numbers just keep increasing week after week due to recent shifts in CCP release planning. For how long will we let this continue, continue on this path of destruction and misery?

No server left behind!
Mortimer Civeri
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2013-02-17 20:06:19 UTC
Ground floor of a soon to be epic thread.

"I don't know which is worse, ...that everyone has his price, or that the price is always so low." Calvin

Claire Coffee
Coffee Inc
#3 - 2013-02-17 20:06:42 UTC
I think you should be kept in a cage.

[b]DRINK COFFEE Do stupid things Faster with More Energy[/b]

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2013-02-17 20:07:19 UTC
I didn't sell the op those drugs, you got nothing on me!

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny

Whitehound
#5 - 2013-02-17 20:08:10 UTC
Is Jita not letting you in? Cool

Loss is meaningful. Therefore is the loss of meaning likewise meaningful. It is the source of all trolling.

DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2013-02-17 20:16:20 UTC
So let me get this straight. You're complaining about having to wait a few minutes at the gate leading into Jita?

Easy fix, just don't go there.

There's plenty of other Trade Hubs available. The best course of action would be to boycott Jita and place your wares for sale in other markets.



DMC
Tubrug1
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#7 - 2013-02-17 20:18:46 UTC
Jita doesn't like you. It told me it wasn't going to let you in .
Malcanis
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
#8 - 2013-02-17 20:30:40 UTC
Pator Campus Slave wrote:
This madness has to end!

Every weekend since Retribution was released has Jita(hallowed by thy name) has been under constant distress from all these other "players" that you speak of. I say no. No to the influx of returning or new pilots. No to increasing player activity and cooperation. No to increasing this wonderful sandbox that is sadly surrounded and blocked by other "players".

Reason for this is simple my dear folks; the hardware can't handle the truth! With the population cap in place hundreds of brothers and sisters are left waiting for minutes on end at the neighbouring systems to Jita. We simple can't allow this to continue! March forth towards the hall of CCP and cleanse these infidels of their wicked hardware and show them the way, the way of salvation!

Time is of the essence as the numbers just keep increasing week after week due to recent shifts in CCP release planning. For how long will we let this continue, continue on this path of destruction and misery?

No server left behind!



Today the war to reclaim New Eden begins

"Just remember later that I warned against any change to jump ranges or fatigue. You earned whats coming."

Grath Telkin, 11.10.2016

Varius Xeral
Doomheim
#9 - 2013-02-17 20:48:53 UTC
Just keep making post like this...I already want to log off and close my computer.

Official Representative of The Nullsec Zealot Cabal

Felicity Love
Doomheim
#10 - 2013-02-17 20:50:45 UTC
I've always thought that the Jita gate guns should start randomly banging away at people for the Hell of it when Jita gets crowded.

Call it a "symptom" of the Jita traffic control computers overloading or the donut-eating rent-a-cops getting annoyed that they actually have to hop in their little Concord ships and earn their pay.

But hey, folks love gridlock and bitching about it, so who am I to mess with their commute ? Roll

"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.   ( Pick four, any four. They all smell.  )

Crumplecorn
Eve Cluster Explorations
#11 - 2013-02-17 20:52:51 UTC
Every successful game in history has ended up with no players. True story. Obviously the only way to avoid this fate is to avoid success.

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NEONOVUS
Mindstar Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#12 - 2013-02-17 20:57:37 UTC
Crumplecorn wrote:
Every successful game in history has ended up with no players. True story. Obviously the only way to avoid this fate is to avoid success.

And you are still playing the game of Life why?
Really we have this fun new game called Tropico 3, much more fun.

Also the action is clear.
We must upgrade the hamsters to...


CONFECTIONERY SUGAR COATED FERRETS!!!
Mara Pahrdi
The Order of Anoyia
#13 - 2013-02-17 21:05:17 UTC
Highest number of pilots I've ever seen in rookie channel. Been all evening and currently still is above 6000 (6456 highest while I was online).

LolLolLol

Welcome to New Eden pilots!

Remove standings and insurance.

Captain Tardbar
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#14 - 2013-02-17 21:08:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Captain Tardbar
And yet people say EvE is dying and CCP is making bad decisions.

Also there is 57,000 people online right now.

CCP must be doing something horribly wrong!

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Tarn Kugisa
Kugisa Dynamics
#15 - 2013-02-17 21:14:06 UTC
This has potential Cool

Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to troll everyone you meet - KuroVolt

Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#16 - 2013-02-17 21:16:32 UTC
This must end!

How can EVE ever die if they keep making successful expansions!

I say, NERF EVERYTHING!

And above all NERF CCP !!!
stoicfaux
#17 - 2013-02-17 21:30:13 UTC
I thought Quafe+ was supposed to fix that problem?


For the tl;dr crowd:
Quote:

The business was all about collecting the dead, harvesting the forgotten. We collected millions of bodies over the years. We did our best to categorize them and contact the next of kin, and the technology grew quickly over the years. DNA scanners, facial reconstruction simulators, biomass regenerators, and biological recursion solvents aided in identifying the lost souls. But not everyone could pay our prices – we were still a business, after all. Most of the time, though, we either couldn’t find a next of kin or the family didn’t care about our recovery. That’s when we sold the bodies for biomass – human recycling at its nadir. And that’s when Quafe became interested in us.


Also, forums need [spoiler] tags.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.

Mina Sebiestar
Minmatar Inner Space Conglomerate
#18 - 2013-02-17 21:32:17 UTC
Wat is jita sounds like monkey.

You choke behind a smile a fake behind the fear

Because >>I is too hard

Hixeppa
Shamrock Corp.
EDENCOM DEFENSIVE INITIATIVE
#19 - 2013-02-17 21:43:11 UTC
Please stop making troll posts belittling the importance of this issue. Jita is near impossible to enter for a period reaching up to 4 hours each day. WIth the population growing again this issue is only going to get worse. The player cap needs to be increased.
NEONOVUS
Mindstar Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#20 - 2013-02-17 21:43:22 UTC
Mina Sebiestar wrote:
Wat is jita sounds like monkey.

Actually its a type of small fish that is really good on black bread with shrimp and cod and maybe some scallop.
Best accompanied with some sort of carbonated cola I found.
And some Swiss cheese.

In game it is the primary trade hub where most people will be selling items.
If you've ever been to one of those lovely bazaars so popular in the regions where people do not phosphorescence under UV, then you have a good idea of what local is like.
If not, go and watch one of the many market scenes taking place in a Middle Eastern/ North African locale.

Also comes complete with the feeling of being indeterminably dirty for no reason.
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