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You're dumb, elect Light Poodle for CSM!
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Light Poodle
Doomheim
#1 - 2013-02-16 22:30:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Light Poodle
Face it. The average person is dumb as dirt (that's most of you reading this). I'm not. Why should the idiot majority make the decisions? The last thing I want is most of you lot having jack **** to do with any major decisions concerning game play. Turn my back for a moment and I'm fairly certain I'd come back to find out I've invested several years of my life in Space Stallions Online. So **** that. Put me on the CSM, I swear I won't listen to any of you. I assure you, we will all be much better off if the vast majority of you are just flat out ignored. And I will do exactly that.

Look at ancient Greece. Some of you mental deadweights seem to want to glorify that ridiculous government of Athens. Put everyone in charge! Well guess what happened. The majority turned out to be idiots who ****** the whole thing up repeatedly. You kindergarten dropouts seem to forget, Athens LOST the Peloponnesian War, and they lost because their lovely dovey little democracy consistently made the worst possible decisions. Why the **** would we want to imitate losers. So lets not. Elect me. There will be none of that pansy democratic ********. I will advocate me, and nobody but me. Trust me, it's for the best.

Light Poodle for CSM!
Jess Tanner
Bangworks Systems Inc.
#2 - 2013-02-16 22:38:35 UTC
Winthorp
#3 - 2013-02-17 00:13:32 UTC
Now this i can get behind, before my votes were going for Bane but how can i resist the logic of this guy. You wins.
Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#4 - 2013-02-17 02:48:47 UTC
+1 from me.

I might even step down for this candidate.

http://www.wormholes.info
Mr Kidd
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2013-02-17 03:21:36 UTC
This guy makes so much sense! He has\ my vote!

Don't ban me, bro!
chris elliot
Treasury Department
Plug N Play
#6 - 2013-02-17 04:12:55 UTC
Will you be deliberately dodging questions regarding your incompetency and general fail regarding your platform or lack there of or will you be displaying some testicular fortitude and tell us all to sod off and not bug you?

If so +1 from me.
Light Poodle
Doomheim
#7 - 2013-02-17 06:48:46 UTC
chris elliot wrote:
Will you be deliberately dodging questions regarding your incompetency and general fail regarding your platform or lack there of or will you be displaying some testicular fortitude and tell us all to sod off and not bug you?

If so +1 from me.


Why would I put together a "platform" when I don't care about the opinions of the rest of you, or what you think of my opinions?

I will say, though, that all of my positions will be based on maximizing the sum of A) the potential benefit to me and B) the quantity of tears the idea will produce from the general eve public, with a special focus on specific groups and individuals.
chris elliot
Treasury Department
Plug N Play
#8 - 2013-02-17 07:13:23 UTC
Light Poodle wrote:
chris elliot wrote:
Will you be deliberately dodging questions regarding your incompetency and general fail regarding your platform or lack there of or will you be displaying some testicular fortitude and tell us all to sod off and not bug you?

If so +1 from me.


Why would I put together a "platform" when I don't care about the opinions of the rest of you, or what you think of my opinions?

I will say, though, that all of my positions will be based on maximizing the sum of A) the potential benefit to me and B) the quantity of tears the idea will produce from the general eve public, with a special focus on specific groups and individuals.



Perfect, thats exactly what I wanted to hear.
Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#9 - 2013-02-17 07:18:17 UTC
Hold on, registering more accounts so I can give additional likes.

http://www.wormholes.info
Casirio
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2013-02-17 08:37:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Casirio
Posting in vote for night bagle thread. 1/10

Edit: oh god...i just re read op name /facepalm
Bernie Nator
Seal Club Six
Plug N Play
#11 - 2013-02-17 10:40:26 UTC
I will give you my vote if you can tell me:

1) The best meat for my stew
2) Your opinion on Sd'ing in the pos
3) Can we get hats that go along with our monocles?
chris elliot
Treasury Department
Plug N Play
#12 - 2013-02-17 11:54:20 UTC
Bernie Nator wrote:
I will give you my vote if you can tell me:

1) The best meat for my stew
2) Your opinion on Sd'ing in the pos
3) Can we get hats that go along with our monocles?



Also need pimpable canes, with lots of bling. Someone mentioned that somewhere and it definitely needs to happen.
Mr Kidd
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2013-02-17 12:51:10 UTC
Light Poodle wrote:
chris elliot wrote:
Will you be deliberately dodging questions regarding your incompetency and general fail regarding your platform or lack there of or will you be displaying some testicular fortitude and tell us all to sod off and not bug you?

If so +1 from me.


Why would I put together a "platform" when I don't care about the opinions of the rest of you, or what you think of my opinions?

I will say, though, that all of my positions will be based on maximizing the sum of A) the potential benefit to me and B) the quantity of tears the idea will produce from the general eve public, with a special focus on specific groups and individuals.


A real politician, instead, would tell us whatever we wanted to hear and do exactly as you explained once they're elected.

I'm taking my vote back!

Don't ban me, bro!
Light Poodle
Doomheim
#14 - 2013-02-17 15:49:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Light Poodle
Bernie Nator wrote:
I will give you my vote if you can tell me:

1) The best meat for my stew
2) Your opinion on Sd'ing in the pos
3) Can we get hats that go along with our monocles?


So what you're saying is you want to see my position determining formula in action? Sure.

1) No direct benefit to me, so I'll go for tears: Cat.
2) Large direct benefit for me AND lots of tear potential: I will approve of self destructing in a pos. If! A) Wrecks in a pos don't despawn, B) ALL loot from the ship drops, C) It generates a killmail that includes everyone in system who isn't in the pilots corp or alliance and D) The killmail is automattically flagged with a "Self-Destructed like a *****" tag.
3) Yes, but they must cost 10 times what a monocle costs (nerdrage!). Also CSM reps get a free one (benefit), leather with a feather.

See how that works?

Mr Kidd wrote:

A real politician, instead, would tell us whatever we wanted to hear and do exactly as you explained once they're elected.

I'm taking my vote back!


If there was something about my original post that gave you the indication that I had any desire to be a "real politician", then apparently I wasn't as clear as I thought I was. I just want to protect my interests from you lot of ******* downies.
Mr Kidd
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2013-02-18 14:45:05 UTC
Light Poodle wrote:
Bernie Nator wrote:
I will give you my vote if you can tell me:

1) The best meat for my stew
2) Your opinion on Sd'ing in the pos
3) Can we get hats that go along with our monocles?


So what you're saying is you want to see my position determining formula in action? Sure.

1) No direct benefit to me, so I'll go for tears: Cat.
2) Large direct benefit for me AND lots of tear potential: I will approve of self destructing in a pos. If! A) Wrecks in a pos don't despawn, B) ALL loot from the ship drops, C) It generates a killmail that includes everyone in system who isn't in the pilots corp or alliance and D) The killmail is automattically flagged with a "Self-Destructed like a *****" tag.
3) Yes, but they must cost 10 times what a monocle costs (nerdrage!). Also CSM reps get a free one (benefit), leather with a feather.

See how that works?

Mr Kidd wrote:

A real politician, instead, would tell us whatever we wanted to hear and do exactly as you explained once they're elected.

I'm taking my vote back!


If there was something about my original post that gave you the indication that I had any desire to be a "real politician", then apparently I wasn't as clear as I thought I was. I just want to protect my interests from you lot of ******* downies.



Fair enough, you can have my vote back!

Don't ban me, bro!
Carla Messer
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#16 - 2013-02-20 11:53:15 UTC
For some reason I get the strangest feeling I know the OP. Space ponies for life.
Keilateau Shakor
Shakor Freight and Mining Service
#17 - 2013-02-20 12:13:20 UTC
OP! That link...! I'm sorry everyone, but I had to use that link to sum this thread up! So sorry!