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Conduct Unbecoming a PIE officer
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Silas Vitalia
Doomheim
#1 - 2013-02-16 20:37:08 UTC
I hereby officially bring to light the conduct of one of your worms, Von Khan.

Your 'loyal' PIE member sought to meet with me secretly in person.

Conspired to acquire sensitive PIE internal information for my use.

Agreed to do my bidding in effort to undermine PIE.

Attempted a romantic encounter and was swiftly rejected.

Placed his hands upon me unrequited. He was allowed to leave the premises still in possession of his limbs. If I see him again in space or otherwise I will remove his head for a paperweight.

I thought the PIE admiralty should be fully aware of the sort of individuals they are keeping on the roster these days.

That is all.


Sabik now, Sabik forever
Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#2 - 2013-02-16 20:38:04 UTC
Oh dear.

Well, you know what they say... love springs ever hopeful.

Katrina Oniseki
Khazarn Areth
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2013-02-16 20:39:49 UTC
Oh, what a delicious revelation!

Bloody Omir's coming back Monsters from the endless black Wading through a crimson flood Omir's come to drink your blood

Zaara Arran
Doomheim
#4 - 2013-02-16 20:41:35 UTC
HELL YEAH, GO BOY.

Stick yo **** in that *****!
Aethion Mirra
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#5 - 2013-02-16 20:54:26 UTC
I ignore your false claims.

Retired Captain, PIE Inc.
Mensha Khael Crow
House Murder
#6 - 2013-02-16 21:10:01 UTC
Silas Vitalia wrote:

Accusations.


Vitalia, surely you are better equipped than the average heathen and understand the difference between accusation and evidence. So as you not to be labeled among the screaming fishwifes of heathens you certainly must have something that actuallly merits this public outcry?

Aside from your clear claim that you have betrayed a secret meeting, one I will have to suppose you agreed to. As per your own claim, that is.

Crow.
In view of this development I will have to decline your gracious invitation, alas for I was looking forward to seeing who else might have attended.

Our righteousness is evident in the failures of the heathen, God keep us from falling prey to their weaknesses.
Khazarn Areth
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#7 - 2013-02-16 21:10:28 UTC
Aethion Mirra wrote:
I ignore your false claims.


Well of course you would say that, perhaps Mr. Khan would like to issue a statement procaliming he is not in the posession of wandering hands and a loyalty that also wanders to boot hmm?

Bloody Omir's coming back Monsters from the endless black Wading through a crimson flood Omir's come to drink your blood

Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2013-02-16 21:15:29 UTC
Gasp! Scandalous behaviour.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
von Khan
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2013-02-16 21:18:31 UTC
I think she is mad because I refused her invitation to that gathering of serpents.

von Khan
Gosakumori Noh
Coven of One
#10 - 2013-02-16 21:35:11 UTC
Without naughty boys, whatever would naughty girls do? Then again, I suppose there is always the Bhaalgorn....
Shalee Lianne
Banana-Republic.
Shadow Cartel
#11 - 2013-02-16 21:36:17 UTC
Oh my.
http://amarrian.blogspot.com/  ~ Roleplay blog. http://sovereigntywars.wordpress.com/ ~ Faction War blog.
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#12 - 2013-02-16 21:40:55 UTC
Boys will be boys.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Vlad Cetes
Original Sinners
Pandemic Legion
#13 - 2013-02-16 21:55:14 UTC
What is this? A PIE Inc employee behaving like an idiot? Why am I not surprised. Evolution at work.
Samira Kernher
Cail Avetatu
#14 - 2013-02-16 22:09:56 UTC
Miss Vitalia, if this incident really had occurred, the mature action would have been to privately address the matter with the PIE admiralty, using evidence to prove your accusations. As you have not done so, it is clear this is simply an inappropriate attempt to discredit a loyal member of PIE.
Rodj Blake
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#15 - 2013-02-16 22:41:44 UTC
Really Silas, this sort of attention seeking is so undignified.

Dolce et decorum est pro Imperium mori
Sakura Nihil
Faded Light
#16 - 2013-02-16 22:53:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Sakura Nihil
A member of PIE attempted to grope you?

I find this hard to believe, they barely have a single set of balls between them all. If you looked at them hard enough, they'd dock up.

Also...

Mensha Khael Crow wrote:
Vitalia, surely you are better equipped than the average heathen...

...is that the traditional Amarrian way of saying "nice ****"?

Glory

Faded Light is recruiting
Knoot Enderas
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#17 - 2013-02-16 23:19:59 UTC
Is this a thing that older women do when they want the Cluster to think that they are still wanted?
Silas Vitalia
Doomheim
#18 - 2013-02-16 23:21:55 UTC
Rodj Blake wrote:
Really Silas, this sort of attention seeking is so undignified.


The only thing undignified is your dog's lack of proper seduction techniques. All fumbling hands and terrible attempts.

Normally I'd hate to burn an inside source of information in this way but it was so off-putting at to not even be worth faking an interest anymore.


Sabik now, Sabik forever
Aldrith Shutaq
Atash e Sarum Vanguard
#19 - 2013-02-16 23:25:04 UTC
If this didn't happen, I find this post to be hilarious.

If this did happen, I find this post to be hilarious.

Aldrith Ter'neth Shutaq Newelle

Fleet Captain of the Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris

Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade

Lord Consort of Lady Mitara Newelle, Champion of House Sarum and Holder of Damnidios Para'nashu
Knoot Enderas
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#20 - 2013-02-16 23:26:32 UTC
So the point you are trying to make, dear lady, is that you are a terrible spy? The servants of PIE are ready to lay down their very lives for their holy cause but you... apparently won't even put out for yours?
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