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Heimdallofasgard
Ministry of Furious Retribution
Fraternity.
#1 - 2013-02-14 21:36:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Heimdallofasgard
You know EVE-O? Solo PVP is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman...

You've got to make sure you scan the space, look out for juicy targets.

You've gotta make the right approach, dictate the range, target them up and let your EWAR skills do the talking.

Then... if they decide to engage, you let rip with the big guns, work their shields, hold them down and strip their armor, let the adrenaline flow...

Make sure you get beneath their guns and hold your reps, then eat at their structure until they pop.

But always ALWAYS make sure you put those "gudfights" in local, and, heh... Stick around, they might have some friends coming.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#2 - 2013-02-14 21:40:01 UTC
....so always say 'gf' after relations. Big smile

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Courtney Fish
Doomheim
#3 - 2013-02-14 21:40:57 UTC
wot u **** ure relations?
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#4 - 2013-02-14 22:00:23 UTC
Fat Tony says: "Never bring a knife to a gunfight."


/just as relevant



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RichtPaul
Shadow Industries I
#5 - 2013-02-14 22:52:34 UTC
This scares me.
GreenSeed
#6 - 2013-02-14 22:54:33 UTC
stealth nerf highsec thread?
YuuKnow
The Scope
#7 - 2013-02-15 00:02:57 UTC
That sounded more like sexual assault than anything....

please stop sharing.

yk
Joran Dravius
Doomheim
#8 - 2013-02-15 02:46:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Joran Dravius
Heimdallofasgard wrote:
Solo PVP is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman...

I have to spend a long time hunting first, it costs a lot and afterwards she tells her friends how bad I was?
stoicfaux
#9 - 2013-02-15 02:49:13 UTC
Posting in a stealth violence against women thread... err wait, what?

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Ix Method
Doomheim
#10 - 2013-02-15 03:30:35 UTC
Lol

Travelling at the speed of love.
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2013-02-15 06:59:58 UTC
Denarus Arran
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2013-02-15 07:26:20 UTC
Boobs.

PEWPEWPEW
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#13 - 2013-02-15 08:08:56 UTC
Heimdallofasgard wrote:
You know EVE-O? Solo PVP is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman...

You've got to make sure you scan the space, look out for juicy targets.

You've gotta make the right approach, dictate the range, target them up and let your EWAR skills do the talking.

Then... if they decide to engage, you let rip with the big guns, work their shields, hold them down and strip their armor, let the adrenaline flow...

Make sure you get beneath their guns and hold your reps, then eat at their structure until they pop.

But always ALWAYS make sure you put those "gudfights" in local, and, heh... Stick around, they might have some friends coming.


A wise man once said: Never bring a solo Stilletto if your opponent is counting on big guns.

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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#14 - 2013-02-15 08:47:04 UTC
Someone teach me some PVP so I can get a girl!

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Beltze Sorgin
BSSLD Explorations
#15 - 2013-02-15 09:45:26 UTC
There's no mention of fine wines, Belgian chocolates & the smell of a pipe Lol
HellBent KillingSpree
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2013-02-15 09:46:51 UTC
You have been thinking of how to word this for far too long havent you? You may have been more accurate had you had an opposite sex encounter to compare this with, but dont worry im sure it will happen.........eventually.......even if you have to pay for it.

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Beltze Sorgin
BSSLD Explorations
#17 - 2013-02-15 11:25:03 UTC
Some people just haven't seen the Fast Show!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss_Toni
HellBent KillingSpree
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#18 - 2013-02-15 12:20:56 UTC
Beltze Sorgin wrote:
Some people just haven't seen the Fast Show!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss_Toni


my work here is done.

"Dont let your kids play on the weekends unless you like exposing your children to several thousand drunk and drug addicts" An unbiased Amazon players review
Glasgow Dunlop
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2013-02-15 12:35:23 UTC
Heim, I can just you doing 'him' doing that at that london meet last week, was the your line to CCP Guard? Cool

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stoicfaux
#20 - 2013-02-15 13:44:45 UTC
/taps_foot_impatiently

I'm still waiting for the Tippia, V, and/or the Goon Economic Team to respond with the "market PvP" version.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.