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Vincent Pryce
Damnation Angels
Watch This
#101 - 2013-02-14 16:57:05 UTC
Vlad Cetes wrote:
Vincent Pryce wrote:
Next time bring a titan, I'll bring the Phobos. What could possibly go wrong?


Does this Phobos have a cyno and a Pandemic Legion capital fleet on standby?




It didn't have such the last time, why would it now? It's the incompetence of your overlords that lead to their demise. I just cut the flesh of a clumsy beast and the sharks smelled the blood.

"From your Curse we made Heaven for ourselves."

Domination Seraphim

Cartel approved, Heaven blessed
Alizabeth Vea
Doomheim
#102 - 2013-02-14 16:59:47 UTC
Vincent Pryce wrote:
Vlad Cetes wrote:
Vincent Pryce wrote:
Next time bring a titan, I'll bring the Phobos. What could possibly go wrong?


Does this Phobos have a cyno and a Pandemic Legion capital fleet on standby?




It didn't have such the last time, why would it now? It's the incompetence of your overlords that lead to their demise. I just cut the flesh of a clumsy beast and the sharks smelled the blood.


Funny, that's not what Randolph said.

Retainer of Lady Newelle and House Sarum.

"Those who step into the light shall be redeemed, the sins of their past cleansed, so that they may know salvation." -Empress Jamyl Sarum I

Virtue. Valor. Victory.
Vincent Pryce
Damnation Angels
Watch This
#103 - 2013-02-14 17:06:31 UTC
Alizabeth Vea wrote:
Vincent Pryce wrote:
Vlad Cetes wrote:
Vincent Pryce wrote:
Next time bring a titan, I'll bring the Phobos. What could possibly go wrong?


Does this Phobos have a cyno and a Pandemic Legion capital fleet on standby?




It didn't have such the last time, why would it now? It's the incompetence of your overlords that lead to their demise. I just cut the flesh of a clumsy beast and the sharks smelled the blood.


Funny, that's not what Randolph said.


The Phobos that made the Swarm titan panic surely didn't. I can not speak for the rest of the pilots rushing in to taste blood of your masters. Randolph, as well as yourself would do well to actually check their facts.

"From your Curse we made Heaven for ourselves."

Domination Seraphim

Cartel approved, Heaven blessed
Takrow Matoris
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#104 - 2013-02-14 17:23:11 UTC
Well this thread was a nice change
Even though I read every post in a rhyme
As funny as it is
My brain won't stop
And it drives me crazy


Crap I did it again. Sad
Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#105 - 2013-02-14 17:52:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Stitcher
Aurora is Red
Gamma is Blue
Most poems rhyme
This one doesn't.

...

A woman from Teonusude
Went for a swim in the lake
A man in a punt
stuck his pole in the water
and said "you can't swim here, it's private property"

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders
Liberty Roach
October Country
#106 - 2013-02-14 18:16:22 UTC
Stitcher wrote:
A woman from Teonusude
Went for a swim in the lake
A man in a punt
stuck his pole in the water
and said "you can't swim here, it's private property"

Oy! I see what you did there, you cheeky git!

Got any more?
Rodj Blake
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#107 - 2013-02-14 19:33:33 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Rodj Blake wrote:
Given the tyrant Shakor's links to the Jove, I wouldn't mind betting that the technology on these ships wasn't from CONCORD but somewhere else entirely.

Are you jealous, Blake?
I believe you are jealous.
Stop being so mad.

Why would I be jealous of a bunch of Minmatar lickspittles?

Dolce et decorum est pro Imperium mori
Anslo
Scope Works
#108 - 2013-02-14 19:35:01 UTC
Rodj Blake wrote:
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Rodj Blake wrote:
Given the tyrant Shakor's links to the Jove, I wouldn't mind betting that the technology on these ships wasn't from CONCORD but somewhere else entirely.

Are you jealous, Blake?
I believe you are jealous.
Stop being so mad.

Why would I be jealous of a bunch of Minmatar lickspittles?


Because they can have fun and don't have a stick up their ass.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#109 - 2013-02-14 19:53:09 UTC
What exactly is a lickspittle, anyway?

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders
Davlos
State War Academy
Caldari State
#110 - 2013-02-14 19:56:56 UTC  |  Edited by: CCP Eterne
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over, Vea
You're about to get [flowered].

*edited to remove sexual content* - CCP Eterne
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#111 - 2013-02-14 20:13:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Morwen Lagann
Davlos wrote:
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over, Vea
You're about to get fisted.


Dav's post has me on the fence;
I'm not quite sure that it makes sense.
With his affinity for sass
He sets a new low for class,
But he should've written in past tense.

Morwen Lagann

CEO, Tyrathlion Interstellar

Coordinator, Arataka Research Consortium

Owner, The Golden Masque
Rodj Blake
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#112 - 2013-02-14 21:00:04 UTC
Stitcher wrote:
What exactly is a lickspittle, anyway?



lickspittle
lick·spit·tle

noun
a contemptible, fawning person; a servile flatterer or toady.

Dolce et decorum est pro Imperium mori
Tali Ambraelle
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#113 - 2013-02-14 21:01:39 UTC
Rodj Blake wrote:
Stitcher wrote:
What exactly is a lickspittle, anyway?



lickspittle
lick·spit·tle

noun
a contemptible, fawning person; a servile flatterer or toady.



Sounds much like an Amarrian Priest when faced by their Empress.
Sakura Nihil
Faded Light
#114 - 2013-02-14 22:24:51 UTC
I was hoping for a blown up Nefantar delegate, but I'll settle for Goon tears instead.

Glory

Faded Light is recruiting
Davlos
State War Academy
Caldari State
#115 - 2013-02-14 22:33:43 UTC
Sakura Nihil wrote:
I was hoping for a blown up Nefantar delegate, but I'll settle for Goon tears instead.


Those tears are the best!
Ava Starfire
Khushakor Clan
#116 - 2013-02-14 23:56:03 UTC
A nasty old has-been named Blake
With words, our spirits cant break
He huffs and he puffs
and posts terrible stuff
I hope he soon falls on a rake.

"There is no strength in numbers; have no such misconception." -Jayka Vofur, "Warfare in the North"
Valdezi
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#117 - 2013-02-15 00:46:21 UTC
Vea is a massive ****.

End of poem.
Alizabeth Vea
Doomheim
#118 - 2013-02-15 11:52:38 UTC
Goons tried to gank a ship out of Hek
But it was tanked with Jovian Tech
Oh no, they cried
As CONCORD arrived
And their fleet was left a wreck

Retainer of Lady Newelle and House Sarum.

"Those who step into the light shall be redeemed, the sins of their past cleansed, so that they may know salvation." -Empress Jamyl Sarum I

Virtue. Valor. Victory.
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#119 - 2013-02-15 13:28:28 UTC
Alizabeth Vea wrote:
Goons tried to gank a ship out of Hek

Too many syllables.

Alizabeth Vea wrote:
But it was tanked with Jovian Tech

You've got the right number of syllables but the meter is wrong.

Alizabeth Vea wrote:
Oh no, they cried
As CONCORD arrived

I'm all for innovative rhyming, but "cried" and "arrived" is a questionable rhyme at best. In circumstances like this, consider which word is most important to your poem and alter the other line to fit.

Alizabeth Vea wrote:
And their fleet was left a wreck

Too few syllables again.

Might I suggest:

Goons lept 'pon a Tribal in Hek
But t'was tanked up with Jovian tech
"Oh no!" They cried,
"Our kill's been denied!"
As its shield bar didn't move but a speck.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Alizabeth Vea
Doomheim
#120 - 2013-02-15 14:16:07 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Alizabeth Vea wrote:
Goons tried to gank a ship out of Hek

Too many syllables.

Alizabeth Vea wrote:
But it was tanked with Jovian Tech

You've got the right number of syllables but the meter is wrong.

Alizabeth Vea wrote:
Oh no, they cried
As CONCORD arrived

I'm all for innovative rhyming, but "cried" and "arrived" is a questionable rhyme at best. In circumstances like this, consider which word is most important to your poem and alter the other line to fit.

Alizabeth Vea wrote:
And their fleet was left a wreck

Too few syllables again.

Might I suggest:

Goons lept 'pon a Tribal in Hek
But t'was tanked up with Jovian tech
"Oh no!" They cried,
"Our kill's been denied!"
As its shield bar didn't move but a speck.


Everyone's a critic. I'll write poetry how I desire, thank you very much.

Retainer of Lady Newelle and House Sarum.

"Those who step into the light shall be redeemed, the sins of their past cleansed, so that they may know salvation." -Empress Jamyl Sarum I

Virtue. Valor. Victory.