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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Qaidan Alenko
Eezo-Lution Inc.
#7121 - 2013-02-12 20:57:50 UTC
*Wakes up in a new clone*

NO... I;m the spirit of vengance, you hater...

*plunges several of Ru Paul's stilleto heeled shoes into Calico's chest cavity*

Twisted
Go ahead... Get your Wham on!!!
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#7122 - 2013-02-12 21:31:45 UTC
Room service? Somebody just left another of those random corpses in my HQ. Oh wait, did he just move? *sound of snapping a neck* No, he wasn't moving... Will you come now and clean up this mess?

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#7123 - 2013-02-12 21:39:01 UTC
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
Room service? Somebody just left another of those random corpses in my HQ. Oh wait, did he just move? *sound of snapping a neck* No, he wasn't moving... Will you come now and clean up this mess?


and a few more towels!

can never have enough towels.
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#7124 - 2013-02-12 21:46:10 UTC
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
this thread is getting super strange. lol

It has been worse.
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
oh, hi miz! next time you sleep over and change the toilet paper roll it's over ...not under. nobody likes under.


Hey, its not me who did it, I dont like when it goes under either. It must be my maid Misha. I guess I have to discipline her.

❤️️💛💚💙💜
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#7125 - 2013-02-12 22:12:31 UTC
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
Room service? Somebody just left another of those random corpses in my HQ. Oh wait, did he just move? *sound of snapping a neck* No, he wasn't moving... Will you come now and clean up this mess?


and a few more towels!

can never have enough towels.


Yay, you never know when you'll meet a friendly strag, nor when you'll ever need to jump out a window wearing your knickers and a towel around your chest.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Misha M'Liena
Rui Freelance Mining
#7126 - 2013-02-12 22:53:40 UTC
Yeah thats right blame the Misha.......*grumbles*

Not as innocent as she appears.™  
Uudoo Graeth
Darkstar Squadron
#7127 - 2013-02-12 23:16:55 UTC
Misha M'Liena wrote:
Yeah thats right blame the Misha.......*grumbles*


No, it's my fault for being away for so long. I haven't been able to keep the peace. Where is Mistress Kaltana? She was good at keeping the peace.
Misha M'Liena
Rui Freelance Mining
#7128 - 2013-02-13 00:17:22 UTC
She's arund somewhere hiding probaly. Shocked

Not as innocent as she appears.™  
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#7129 - 2013-02-13 00:21:25 UTC
Uudoo Graeth wrote:
No, it's my fault for being away for so long. I haven't been able to keep the peace. Where is Mistress Kaltana? She was good at keeping the peace.

Misha M'Liena wrote:
She's arund somewhere hiding probaly. Shocked


*after watching hours and hours of madness and cruelties, she finally leaves the doorframe*

*walks over random corpses toilet paper and dirty towels, draped around the remains of various cheezeburgerz*

*cleans up her still existent chair and sits down*

*draws a cane and strokes it in her hand, examining all attendees with a strict gaze, then raises her voice*

I - Do - Not - Hide ^-^

Pinups | Bloodhorses
Misha M'Liena
Rui Freelance Mining
#7130 - 2013-02-13 00:43:55 UTC
*Points at Uudoo* He said it!

Not as innocent as she appears.™  
Sriracha Nighthawk
Perkone
Caldari State
#7131 - 2013-02-13 04:24:38 UTC
... You really want me, don't you? Seems like you're the type who thinks that scars are sexy. :P

"Kind of like the Caldari version of Adama I guess." -Kairavi Mrithyakara
Qaidan Alenko
Eezo-Lution Inc.
#7132 - 2013-02-13 08:16:50 UTC
Hitting on Misha like that... I hope you like greasy cheeseburgers...

Don't forget to turn off the lights when you leave...

*rolls over and goes back to sleep*
Go ahead... Get your Wham on!!!
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#7133 - 2013-02-14 00:35:16 UTC
grrretings, you wanna cop cuffee?? Big smile

Pinups | Bloodhorses
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#7134 - 2013-02-14 04:51:17 UTC
Zoe Kaltana wrote:
grrretings, you wanna cop cuffee?? Big smile

...as in you getting dressed up in cop uniform and getting boys cuffed? Sure... I'd LOVE to see that!
Zuroku Podiene
Blood Raven Syndicate
#7135 - 2013-02-14 09:05:57 UTC
All I have to say is... WOW! Good thing you don't take 3 hours to get dressed. Roll
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#7136 - 2013-02-14 09:09:53 UTC
OH GAWD I'm so sorry....

..I think I better call a Doctor.... your Hips are in pieces....

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#7137 - 2013-02-14 10:21:38 UTC
And welcome to another episode of:

Death By SnuSnu!!

Pinups | Bloodhorses
Misha M'Liena
Rui Freelance Mining
#7138 - 2013-02-14 12:04:02 UTC
*Handfeeds MIstress Zoe, Peeled grapes Canapes Caviar and holds her goblet of champgne for her.*

Not as innocent as she appears.™  
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#7139 - 2013-02-14 13:32:02 UTC
I am so proud on how you learned to respect your elders, Misha... Very elders in the case of Ms. Kaltana, by the way.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Misha M'Liena
Rui Freelance Mining
#7140 - 2013-02-14 13:45:31 UTC
I agree Mistress is Ancient Shocked Loveable of course but still Twisted Ancient.

Not as innocent as she appears.™