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And in other news, worker productivity at CCP Headquarters is expected to rise...

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Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1 - 2013-02-14 00:35:18 UTC
Vortexo VonBrenner
Doomheim
#2 - 2013-02-14 00:39:23 UTC
Zol Interbottom
Blimp Requisition Services
#3 - 2013-02-14 00:42:10 UTC
this may just be the stupidest idea anyone has ever said

better shut down the internet

"If you're quitting for the 3rd time you clearly ain't quitting" - Chribba
Renzo Ruderi
Doomheim
#4 - 2013-02-14 00:43:24 UTC
Well that sucks. I always thought Iceland would be a nice place to live one day.
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#5 - 2013-02-14 00:43:57 UTC
Renzo Ruderi wrote:
Well that sucks. I always thought Iceland would be a nice place to live one day.

tl:dr they dont want you

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
HostageTaker
Band of Freelancers
#6 - 2013-02-14 00:44:13 UTC
Love the bit where they ref the moon landing and trying to stop pornography on the internets... Lol


Hey Icelanders, start stocking up on pr0n I guess... Straight

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Titans on fire outside "The Alamo" of NOL-M9. I watched massive Super Capital fleets glitter in the dark near the BKG-Q2 gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain...  Time to die.
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#7 - 2013-02-14 00:48:47 UTC
Eh, Iceland has so many hot women walking around their streets, they don't take porno seriously. All we gotta do is introduce a McDonalds or a Burger king in Iceland, and the porn will flow freely.

Signature removed for inappropriate language - CCP Eterne
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#8 - 2013-02-14 00:49:52 UTC
I forsee more bandwith available on icelandic internet soon for some reason.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
HostageTaker
Band of Freelancers
#9 - 2013-02-14 00:52:54 UTC
...oh and btw, trying to stop pornography on the internet is like standing at the bottom of the Hoover Dam; opening the overflow locks and trying to stop all the rushing water with your hands.

lmao Lol

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Titans on fire outside "The Alamo" of NOL-M9. I watched massive Super Capital fleets glitter in the dark near the BKG-Q2 gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain...  Time to die.
Olleybear
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#10 - 2013-02-14 01:54:53 UTC
Oh yea. Love the typical spin in the article.

From "violent pornography" to "violating the civil rights of the women in the videos". So laughable.

Here are couple hits on the head from the cluebat:

The oldest profession on the planet is prostitution.
Women know exactly what they are doing when they make these videos.
Women are not meek and helpless in western countries. Nearly every woman I know thinks everything men think, do, and say is wrong. And they are not afraid of telling a man, repeatedly over the course of 30 or 40 years of marriage, exactly that.

Whats next? Proposing that all teenage girls cover their eyes while taking a shower so as not to offend their fragile natures if they happen to glimpse their own naked body?

Some people are so sexually repressed it is simply amazing they manage to reproduce.

When it comes to PvP, I am like a chiwawa hanging from a grizzley bears pair of wrinklies for dear life.
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#11 - 2013-02-14 02:20:06 UTC
Olleybear wrote:
Oh yea. Love the typical spin in the article.

From "violent pornography" to "violating the civil rights of the women in the videos". So laughable.

Here are couple hits on the head from the cluebat:

The oldest profession on the planet is prostitution.
Women know exactly what they are doing when they make these videos.
Women are not meek and helpless in western countries. Nearly every woman I know thinks everything men think, do, and say is wrong. And they are not afraid of telling a man, repeatedly over the course of 30 or 40 years of marriage, exactly that.

Whats next? Proposing that all teenage girls cover their eyes while taking a shower so as not to offend their fragile natures if they happen to glimpse their own naked body?

Some people are so sexually repressed it is simply amazing they manage to reproduce.


....there was also an article about you bro

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21431678

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#12 - 2013-02-14 02:27:49 UTC
I foresee interesting applications of the Incarna stripper club.

In other news, the video game "EVE Online" which had "pornography-like elements" was banned from the Iceland internet. Now, no one ever will be able to connect to the "EVE Online" servers.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Olleybear
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#13 - 2013-02-14 02:29:49 UTC
Skippermonkey wrote:


....there was also an article about you bro

So in other words, you were just trolling and didnt really want a conversation with anyone. Gotcha.

And lol Alavaria Fera.

When it comes to PvP, I am like a chiwawa hanging from a grizzley bears pair of wrinklies for dear life.
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2013-02-14 02:52:29 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
I foresee interesting applications of the Incarna stripper club.

In other news, the video game "EVE Online" which had "pornography-like elements" was banned from the Iceland internet. Now, no one ever will be able to connect to the "EVE Online" servers.

Lol



Wait,what... You were serious?? Fffuuuuuu....

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
Mai Khumm
172.0.0.1
#15 - 2013-02-14 03:00:03 UTC
Productivity at CCP will increase after the ban, until then, it'll be decreased as everyone downloads as much as they can...!

Does this mean that we will be unable to send links of sites in fleet/intel channels as they'll have to go through servers in Iceland?
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#16 - 2013-02-14 03:20:13 UTC
Mai Khumm wrote:
servers in Iceland?


the cluster is in london gj

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
stoicfaux
#17 - 2013-02-14 03:26:55 UTC
Andski wrote:
Mai Khumm wrote:
servers in Iceland?


the cluster is in london gj

But where is CCP's revenue counted and taxed?

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
stoicfaux
#18 - 2013-02-14 03:30:28 UTC
Anyway, if you can filter pornography then you can filter just about anything. < Insert slippery slope here. >

I for one, look forward to "sending my kids off to die in an endless war to keep Oceania free" overlords.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
NEONOVUS
Mindstar Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#19 - 2013-02-14 03:31:07 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:
Andski wrote:
Mai Khumm wrote:
servers in Iceland?


the cluster is in london gj

But where is CCP's revenue counted and taxed?


Singapore.

Doesnt Iceland have a museum dedicated to animal phalussi?
Rellik B00n
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2013-02-14 03:33:15 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:
Andski wrote:
Mai Khumm wrote:
servers in Iceland?


the cluster is in london gj

But where is CCP's revenue counted and taxed?



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