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If money was no option and you wanted to gank an over tanked Exhumer....
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Captain Tardbar
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1 - 2013-02-13 21:11:18 UTC
Hypothetical question...

If say someone was flying a Mackinaw and they were reasonably or even over tanked...

And if say I wanted to impress them with fact I don't really care about money...

What ship and fitting would your recommend?

Remember isk is not a limitation.

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#2 - 2013-02-13 21:16:44 UTC
You could solo it in a Brutix or Tier 3 BC, or you could just bring friends and some catalysts.

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Feyd's Survival Pack
Judo Chopped
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#3 - 2013-02-13 21:19:48 UTC
I'd ride that pilots mum into his hull, repeatedly, butt naked and lubed to the neck. Yeeeha!
With some speed and precision, she'll pop eventually.
Alana Charen-Teng
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2013-02-13 21:27:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Alana Charen-Teng
1) ISK cost is not a concern
2) Target is tanked
3) Only one pilot/ship available for gank

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Ginger Barbarella
#5 - 2013-02-13 21:35:14 UTC
If money was no option? I'd hire Noir. and get a front-row seat for the fireworks.

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Kimo Khan
Rage Against All Reds
GunFam
#6 - 2013-02-13 21:52:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Kimo Khan
Captain Tardbar wrote:
Hypothetical question...

If say someone was flying a Mackinaw and they were reasonably or even over tanked...

And if say I wanted to impress them with fact I don't really care about money...

What ship and fitting would your recommend?

Remember isk is not a limitation.


High Sec T2 BS or a T3 well fitted ship. Low Sec Carrier. Make it obvious that money is not a worry and that you will go to extremes to hunt them down.

Edit: You said money is not an option, so why not gank in style.
Spheranzinne
Color of Violence
#7 - 2013-02-13 22:18:52 UTC
no money, no problem. my two cents.
Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2013-02-13 22:37:15 UTC
Ginger Barbarella wrote:
If money was no option? I'd hire Noir. and get a front-row seat for the fireworks.


If you're talking about work in highsec, your information is somewhat dated.

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Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2013-02-13 23:26:26 UTC
Such uncreative people.

Contact him and Chribba, as trusted third party, into the same chatroom.
I'm sure nobody will argue about Chribba as trustworthy third party.

Give Chribba 500 Million ISK.

Offer said miner these 500 Million ISK so he self destructs.


You win.


xD
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#10 - 2013-02-14 00:19:57 UTC
I wonder who Captain Tardbar is an alt for?

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#11 - 2013-02-14 00:45:36 UTC
If you truly wanted to show them you dont care about money... sub 40 accounts and train them all up for vindicators and fit them with fed navy blasters. Use multibox program to have all agress at once causing all 40 to pop ala concordokken.

That would impress the hell out of me and show me that you didnt care about money.

it would also make me need a new pair of pants when i saw how much loot i could scoop.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Froggy Storm
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#12 - 2013-02-14 02:12:33 UTC
Lure to lowsec and use an avatar to doomsday them. That or find one of the mythical hi sec carriers or equally rare "special events" craft.

Then again the self destruct does have a pleasant elegance to it. But its a much too cheap option to really qualify for money is no object.
BadAssMcKill
Aliastra
#13 - 2013-02-14 02:14:01 UTC
Arty Mach sure would be impessive
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#14 - 2013-02-14 02:50:38 UTC
Froggy Storm wrote:
Lure to lowsec and use an avatar to doomsday them.


you can't doomsday in lowsec

you also can't doomsday subcaps

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Froggy Storm
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#15 - 2013-02-14 03:34:22 UTC
Andski wrote:
Froggy Storm wrote:
Lure to lowsec and use an avatar to doomsday them.


you can't doomsday in lowsec

you also can't doomsday subcaps



No? Well that is a shame. Makes sense though to prevent such monumental over kill of using it on a subcap. Haven't been around titans much at all. v0v
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#16 - 2013-02-14 04:05:24 UTC
Hire Cannibal Kane to give the target sweet gank love for the rest of his EVE life or until he biomases the toon.
Money is no object, after all..:)

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

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GreenSeed
#17 - 2013-02-14 06:07:40 UTC
if money is no problem, then go hire 200 randoms to come in noobships (change miner and civ gun for t1). getting ganked by a swarm of noobships sends the most powerful message of all, its not just money what you don't care about, its also time and effort.


or pay one of those lovable eve hate machines to gank him over and over, like its been suggested.
Tora Bushido
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#18 - 2013-02-14 11:07:25 UTC
Try a vindicator.....

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

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Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#19 - 2013-02-14 11:31:49 UTC
Captain Tardbar wrote:
Hypothetical question...

If say someone was flying a Mackinaw and they were reasonably or even over tanked...

And if say I wanted to impress them with fact I don't really care about money...

What ship and fitting would your recommend?

Remember isk is not a limitation.


There is only one way...
1) Contact Entity
2) Negotiate price - Spend a few thousand Bucks on Plex - Buy rare ship
3) Fit no Tank/Just Gank Tempest Tribal Issue
4) Ascend to be the most famous suicide Ganker of all time

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Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2013-02-14 12:00:34 UTC
Andski wrote:
Froggy Storm wrote:
Lure to lowsec and use an avatar to doomsday them.


you can't doomsday in lowsec

you also can't doomsday subcaps

Sadly ... but THIS is as close as it can get ... xD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlZ0EcsneSg


This always amazes me ... ^_^
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