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Aww, you guys!!!
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Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2013-02-13 17:29:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Remiel Pollard
Never cease to amaze me.... well, sometimes you disappoint, but that just more amazement at the profound ridiculousness of the disappointment Big smile

But this time, I'm talking about these. Not sure if everyone has facebook, though, so I uploaded them all to dropbox for the viewing pleasure of non-Facebooking EVE fans. Now, Dropbox appears to have made some changes and that link may or may not work, so I may have to host them somewhere else, so let me know if you can't load them.

The best thing about these is they are actually thoughtful. On a day that always appears to me to be an exercise in commercial masturbation (the uncensored version of this word rhymes with procrastination), someone sat down and put some real thought into this and then offered them out for free, and not a single copyright was seen that day. I am frequently stunned by the new ways CCP finds to show up other gaming companies, and this, by far, has to top the charts imho.

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
Pewty McPew
EVE Corporation 2357451
#2 - 2013-02-13 17:34:00 UTC
Eve Happy Valentines Day,

Now can I stick my Thorax into your Vagabond?
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2013-02-13 17:35:33 UTC
Pewty McPew wrote:
Eve Happy Valentines Day,

Now can I stick my Thorax into your Vagabond?


Shocked Oh my stars.

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
GreenWithEnvy
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#4 - 2013-02-13 17:58:58 UTC
Pathetic.
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2013-02-13 18:03:43 UTC
GreenWithEnvy wrote:
Pathetic.


Someone's got no date Roll irony?

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
Sadie Eriker
Savage Socks And Shoes
#6 - 2013-02-13 18:06:06 UTC
Pewty McPew wrote:
Eve Happy Valentines Day,

Now can I stick my Thorax into your Vagabond?


Physics says no...
...but I'll always say yes
GreenWithEnvy
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#7 - 2013-02-13 18:07:31 UTC
Remiel Pollard wrote:
GreenWithEnvy wrote:
Pathetic.


Someone's got no date Roll irony?


Confirming EVE-related valentines increase your chances of success.
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2013-02-13 18:15:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Remiel Pollard
GreenWithEnvy wrote:
Remiel Pollard wrote:
GreenWithEnvy wrote:
Pathetic.


Someone's got no date Roll irony?


Confirming EVE-related valentines increase your chances of success.


I don't actually subscribe to valentines day, so I wouldn't know. What I DO know is that cynicism in the face of thoughtful optimism is somewhat sad, and the use of pathetic to express it quite ironic. Considering CCP's vastly cynical audience on the forums, I'm not surprised they posted these images on Facebook instead of the forums, where they would have received such an 'articulate' reception. Shame on you for being so dismissive of actual, thoughtful expression of affection simply because you have none of your own, but in spite of your shame, I pity you, because even I, and I have never participated in valentines day and still won't this year, can see the expression that's gone into this instead of the usual corporate money-grubbing that goes on at this time of the year, and APPLAUD CCP for being capable of something that puts them lightyears above any other gaming developer, or even COMPANY IN GENERAL, that I could care to name.

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
Takseen
Federal Defense Union
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2013-02-13 18:28:54 UTC
I thought they were very nice.
Charles the Miner
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2013-02-13 18:34:20 UTC
GreenWithEnvy wrote:
Remiel Pollard wrote:
GreenWithEnvy wrote:
Pathetic.
Someone's got no date Roll irony?
Confirming EVE-related valentines increase your chances of success.
You're a disgrace to all green-screeners EVE-wide.

Be gone!
GreenWithEnvy
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#11 - 2013-02-13 18:35:15 UTC
Charles the Miner wrote:
GreenWithEnvy wrote:
Remiel Pollard wrote:
GreenWithEnvy wrote:
Pathetic.
Someone's got no date Roll irony?
Confirming EVE-related valentines increase your chances of success.
You're a disgrace to all green-screeners EVE-wide.

Be gone!


U mad i stole ur trick bro
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2013-02-13 18:36:39 UTC
GreenWithEnvy wrote:
Charles the Miner wrote:
GreenWithEnvy wrote:
Remiel Pollard wrote:
GreenWithEnvy wrote:
Pathetic.
Someone's got no date Roll irony?
Confirming EVE-related valentines increase your chances of success.
You're a disgrace to all green-screeners EVE-wide.

Be gone!


U mad i stole ur trick bro


And such a hard trick it is, too.

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
Charles the Miner
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2013-02-13 18:40:48 UTC
GreenWithEnvy wrote:
U mad i stole ur trick bro
No hatin' on another brother, bro Lol

But why U no like Valentines? Cry
GreenWithEnvy
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#14 - 2013-02-13 18:43:15 UTC
Charles the Miner wrote:
GreenWithEnvy wrote:
U mad i stole ur trick bro
No hatin' on another brother, bro Lol

But why U no like Valentines? Cry


I ain't your bro, pal.
Charles the Miner
Amarr Empire
#15 - 2013-02-13 18:47:02 UTC
GreenWithEnvy wrote:
Charles the Miner wrote:
GreenWithEnvy wrote:
U mad i stole ur trick bro
No hatin' on another brother, bro Lol

But why U no like Valentines? Cry


I ain't your bro, pal.
Shortest bro-mance ever Cry

Excuse me, I'll go eat some chocolate now. All of it...
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#16 - 2013-02-13 18:53:06 UTC
Get a room. Preferably not a green room.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Charles the Miner
Amarr Empire
#17 - 2013-02-13 18:58:15 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Get a room. Preferably not a green room.
My captain's quarters only has one room Straight
Eli Green
The Arrow Project
#18 - 2013-02-13 19:12:38 UTC
Charles the Miner wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Get a room. Preferably not a green room.
My captain's quarters only has one room Straight

but it's not green is it P

wumbo
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#19 - 2013-02-13 19:18:19 UTC
GreenWithEnvy wrote:
Pathetic.

Handle+Avatar+Post+Thread==Comedy gold.

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc
Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#20 - 2013-02-13 19:18:43 UTC
1- Take her to her favorite restaurant

2- Make her drink more than usual

3- get her drunk at home, put it at bed

4- Get a bottle of Jack and your guitar close, play eve and have fun

Don't forget at breakfast to tell her how awesome she was the night before !- very important if you don't want to be gank asap in the kitchen.

removed inappropriate ASCII art signature - CCP Eterne
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