Crime & Punishment

Warning Warning.

DO NOT JOIN THIS CORP / ALLIANCE

Raining Doom / Dirkistan


If you enjoy being raged at cursed at and belittled join this corp

If you enjoy a FC making a stupid call and asking everyone else to join in on his death join this corp

If you enjoy corp mates jamming you during combat join this corp

If you enjoy flying with an FC (Captin Dirka) that doesn't understand how each sec system works join this corp

If you want to fly with an FC (captin Dirka) that doesn't understand how ships work join this corp


Dont join this corp. Captin Dirka who is in charge of the "recruitment corp" is willing to put other pilots ships in place of his own to save himself. He expects pilots to do the impossible (instapop)

If you are curious if this is a simple emo rage I will tell you the story of a ******** fc.

Once upon a time on a roam from N5Y we were sitting on a gate and NC rolled up and blobed the gate. I was flying a blackbird along with two other mates one flying a falcon the other a griffin. The falcon pilot joyfully jammed two of OUR OWN ships while chaos broke out. Needless to say the fleet was crushed.

Remaining fleet moved/reshipped in taisy (a lowsec) system.

While sitting on station, in a blackbird still, a neut drake decides to play around and yellowbox me. I docked and then undocked to be safe. Well our glorius FC in a vaga decides to agress the drake. He goes GCC and if you know what lowsec does then the you know guns fire at you.

FC calls out hes AGRESSED, uh yeah ****** he can shoot back if he likes without the guns shooting him and in lowsec it means pretty much crap.

With 8 other fleetmates on the station they agress...all go gcc ...derp.

And the FC is yelling at me to jam the drake, on station, in a blackbird....

Comms are nuts and Im yelling so what hes agressed hes not gcc ill die on the station if i jam.

Needless to say our glouriously ******** fc (and your future ******** fc if your dumb enough to join this corp) losses his 200m vaga, with 8 corpmates alreayd shooting at the drake.

I try getting off a jam on the drake but immediately station guns make me have to get out before i can even cycle my second jammer.

I made it out with 25% structure not even being able to activate 3 modules........


1st lesson you dont ask a blackbird to go gcc on a station or a gate...it doesnt work. You mind as well tell him to self destruct, he'll last longer... 2nd lesson if you cant kill a drake with 8 other mates without ecm support without dying YOURE FAIL

So FC decides to boot, ban and kick me from corp/ts

Dirka, you're a ****** that doesnt know how to fight in lowsec. Dont try.

Kill mail for lols:

Drake

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14459236

Dead Vaga (cpt ******)

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14459235

I don't entirely understand.... FC engages Drake in lowsec on station with a vaga, asks BB pilot to jam the Drake to save him (which he did) and then rages after losing his ship? I'm no pvp expert, but that seems kinda fail from every direction...

1.) Why did you go GCC in a vaga with station guns around?
2.) Why did you rage at the BB pilot for following orders (even though he wasn't happy about it, he still did it anyway in an attempt to save your ass)
3.) You died to a solo drake in a vagabond with your 8 fleet mates.... wah?

Am I missing something blatantly obvious?

yes you are incapable of reading, the reason he was kicked and failed is for shitting on coms and telling fleet to do the oposite of what the fc told them to do, let alone not doing what the fc ordered. the loss of the vaga who gives a **** about that, its the fact that he seems to think that he can counter the fc and **** on coms for 3 minutes straight while everyone else is busy fighting. not crying or bitching on coms.

loosing vaga in lowsec - 200m
having idiot crap on coms - lol?
having idiot cry on forums - priceless

guess he really wanted in bad and is mad that he failed his tryout for shitting on coms soo cute.

thanks for your input though plox l2r

One message that has to be said here.. if you're worried about engaging something your FC calls primary on simply on the premise you're afraid to lose your ship, you have a priority problem. Why would you want to take gates all the way home after your FC died anyway? Die gloriously, take pod express home, end of roam. Especially in a brobird.. hell, I've thrown away many a cane, and even a scimi because it was 30 jumps home, the majority of us were dead, and :effort:

If you roam in low and null, you're going to die, whether by better tactics or mistakes. Better to get used to it now.

Flip a coin, Heads OP's being a jerk after being kicked, Tails and Dirka really is a terrible FC.

Though loosing a Vaga to a solo Drake with 8 people on your side. That got a damn good laugh out of me. Blaming the lack of ECM there is a bit like blaming the coffee table when you stub your toe.