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OMG This Actually Happens Where I Live Now !
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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#1 - 2013-02-12 19:21:17 UTC
http://www.wcsh6.com/news/watercooler/article/226660/108/Florida-man-enters-wrong-home-tries-to-kick-everyone-out

These folks even look......................omg I cannot even say it...............

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#2 - 2013-02-12 19:27:32 UTC
i've been to silver springs Big smile

tubed down a river hoping to see manatees!
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2013-02-12 19:30:15 UTC
Here in Alabama you do that you'd end up with a nice new shot group P

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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#4 - 2013-02-12 19:32:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Krixtal Icefluxor
I am in general so embarrassed.

I need to get my a** back to San Fran like naow !


EDIT: Tampa really really really REALLY sucks to be honest. The people are unfriendly, there is no culture at all (except for the Dali Museum, but that's more of a wtf is it doing HERE kinda thing), its backwards conservative, the governor is insane, herbage means a mandatory prison sentence, there are no ATM's ANYWHERE ( I have to go 5 miles to get money from the bank....I am not kidding) ............my GOD, it's worse than even Texas ! And I know because I lived there for 17 years but Florida is just.........wow geez.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#5 - 2013-02-12 19:36:50 UTC
This is why Pabst Blue Ribbon needs to be outlawed.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#6 - 2013-02-12 19:39:35 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
This is why Pabst Blue Ribbon needs to be outlawed.



Here it's more like Olde English 800 tbh.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#7 - 2013-02-12 19:40:27 UTC
By the way, in case you wondered that one day how I knew so much about where you live, the answer lies in this thread.

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Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#8 - 2013-02-12 19:41:32 UTC
Sounds like a case of PCP to me.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#9 - 2013-02-12 19:42:17 UTC
Micheal Dietrich wrote:
By the way, in case you wondered that one day how I knew so much about where you live, the answer lies in this thread.


Acknowledged, Sir. It was a Bad Day.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#10 - 2013-02-12 19:43:02 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Here in Alabama you do that you'd end up with a nice new shot group P

I had that almost happen in Florida (J-Ville) - Rude, drunken voice shouting, pounding on the door, in the wee hours. Answered the door with my Beretta 1200FP at my side.
Dude experienced Instant Sobriety.

Dunno if it was the fact that I was armed, or that I was in my underwear. Either way, an adrenline dump can sort-out a malfunctioning brain in an instant.

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Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#11 - 2013-02-12 19:47:42 UTC
Stepsister did this to somebody once. Huge drinking problem. It seemed she broke in through the back door, set a pan on the stove to cook soup, urinated all over herself and so dropped her clothes in the washer, then passed out on the couch. homeowner came home to find a passed out naked girl on her couch and one of her pots firmly welded to the stove.

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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#12 - 2013-02-12 19:53:31 UTC
Micheal Dietrich wrote:
Stepsister did this to somebody once. Huge drinking problem. It seemed she broke in through the back door, set a pan on the stove to cook soup, urinated all over herself and so dropped her clothes in the washer, then passed out on the couch. homeowner came home to find a passed out naked girl on her couch and one of her pots firmly welded to the stove.



This is why we need legal herbage and banned alcohol.

I've actually experienced something similar (not me) but it's tragically common.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#13 - 2013-02-12 19:58:28 UTC
Herbage isn't a sure-fire answer, either. I've been a stoner. I've seen some of the insane things stoners do. I've done some of those things.

It takes a strong mind to handle substance abuse.

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Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#14 - 2013-02-12 20:01:18 UTC
Micheal Dietrich wrote:
Stepsister did this to somebody once. Huge drinking problem. It seemed she broke in through the back door, set a pan on the stove to cook soup, urinated all over herself and so dropped her clothes in the washer, then passed out on the couch. homeowner came home to find a passed out naked girl on her couch and one of her pots firmly welded to the stove.


bahahaha
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#15 - 2013-02-12 20:02:25 UTC
silens vesica wrote:
Herbage isn't a sure-fire answer, either. I've been a stoner. I've seen some of the insane things stoners do. I've done some of those things.

It takes a strong mind to handle substance abuse.



True, but in my experience true horror stories don't happen with it as much as alcohol. Just my 2 ISK Worth.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#16 - 2013-02-12 20:17:39 UTC  |  Edited by: silens vesica
Maybe. But I'd think relative quantities of consumption has more to do with it.

Edit:
To wit: FAR more drunk people than stoned people. Bring those numbers to parity, I'm pretty sure the numbers of incidents are going to start approaching each other rapidly.

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Sab Sab Five
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2013-02-12 21:09:31 UTC
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Here in Alabama you do that you'd end up with a nice new shot group


or just end up shot.

I think the main cause of people doing this kind of crazy stuff is when they are drunk, and i do mean drunk not tipsy, and end up taking some kind of upper.

crack, cocaine, meth; are the usual suspects, but red bull and even coffee can make people almost blackout sleepwalk into craziness.

Even strong emotional reactions can snap someone into cray-cray, such as your GF throwing you out the house when you try to slip in and "make love" with her at 3am drunk as a skunk.

The scary thing is really observing it and having to know the right amount of force to use. Drunk rednecks with no respect for anything can go from 0-60 in no time flat. If you don't take suitable and quick action you might end up watching someone destroy a house with a car, for instance, or start a fight with a group of neighbors out watching the idiot yell at his GF.

people do stupid things when they are drunk. But things get crazy stupid when mixed with uppers.
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#18 - 2013-02-12 21:15:38 UTC
And now THIS !

http://www.news-press.com/article/20130212/CRIME/130212010

Check out this dude's pic ! ROFL ROFL rofl. omg rofl Lol

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#19 - 2013-02-12 21:17:09 UTC
All I can say at this point is welcome to the new America.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#20 - 2013-02-12 21:18:54 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
And now THIS !

http://www.news-press.com/article/20130212/CRIME/130212010

Check out this dude's pic ! ROFL ROFL rofl. omg rofl Lol

There is the face of a winner-in-life.
Roll

Judgement. Do parents just not teach that any more?

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