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To all you who hide behind your forum alt

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Kiteo Hatto
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#21 - 2013-02-08 14:56:45 UTC
Stormcrow Maiar wrote:
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Nobody read this and laughed? Everyone took it seriously? Shocked


GD is no laughing matter. Neither are internet spaceships.
Mara Pahrdi
The Order of Anoyia
#22 - 2013-02-08 14:57:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Mara Pahrdi
Stormcrow Maiar wrote:
Let’s start with some basic assumptions about who you are:

1) You live at your mom’s trailer, more specifically in her basement
2) You’re either pencil thin and pasty or grosely overweight with mountain dew cans spread all about your boy-cave dungeon chamber
3) Your in your mid-20s, early 30s and a virgin (see 1 and 2)
4) Your giving very incredibly strong mental thoughts to homosexuality (see 3)
5) You look like a bear who crawled out from under a rock
6) You hate on ‘carebears’ to make yourself feel important (I understand this psychologically trait as you are not important in the real-world)
7) You blob and rectify this type of gameplay with strawman arguments

So now that, we have all these assumptions out of the way lets move forward to your justification for alt-ing.

1) Your protecting your espachship pixels personal ? Even though your already anonymous from the rest of your eve world behind your computer?
2) Scared to hurt your espaceship pixels reputation?

So why do you use a forum alt to post?

1.) My mom never had a trailer. Don't know if she has a basement. Going to ask her that next phone call.
2.) Somewhat overweight atm. What are mountain dew cans? One of my apartments is rather small, so maybe that could qualify as cave, yes.
3.) 48, half through to 49.
4.) Sorry having to disappoint you, but: No.
5.) No but I'm currently in a pyjama. Does that qualify?
6.) Sorry having to disappoint you, but: No.
7) Sorry having to disappoint you, but: No.

I do not understand the next two questions. Nevermind. Also, what is an alt? How would it help you, If I posted on another character?

Edit: Wikipedia helped me getting rid of my ignorance regarding mountain dew Lol.

Remove standings and insurance.

Alphax45
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#23 - 2013-02-08 14:57:16 UTC
OP: you mad bro?
EvEa Deva
Doomheim
#24 - 2013-02-08 15:03:40 UTC
Moms basement ...yes

Fat/hairy...yes

virgin.....yes ( saving it for when i get married ) Smile

Forum alt ...No... this is my main forum person.

All that other stuff No ( Istay in my station ).


MeBiatch
GRR GOONS
#25 - 2013-02-08 15:10:29 UTC
Demolishar wrote:
Stormcrow Maiar wrote:

1) You live at your mom’s trailer, more specifically in her basement



How can a trailer have a basement?


septic tank?

There are no stupid Questions... just stupid people... CCP Goliath wrote:

Ugh ti-di pooping makes me sad.

CCP Eterne
C C P
C C P Alliance
#26 - 2013-02-08 15:32:50 UTC
Locking this thread for trolling.

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