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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#7061 - 2013-02-06 16:23:11 UTC
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
Alice Saki wrote:
Does it include Waterproof Recording Equipment?

A Shower Scene Is needed ^_^


I can supply the shower too. And write a script. Even provide the apropiate company.

All for a fee, Auntie Ish turns your fantasies into reality (as long as don't involve her, as she's quite zealous about her fantasies).

Oh, I see what's going on now. I just woke up finding this toddler-pretty/woman top tucked under my pillow. "Made in Amsterdam..." Sure, I'll play the part!
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#7062 - 2013-02-06 16:30:24 UTC
Your Bra is now my souvenir Lol

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Calico-Jack Daniels
#7063 - 2013-02-06 20:12:30 UTC
Yes, I'm holding your hair dye hostage, let the glomping and licking begin if you ever want to see your L'Oreal products again! muahahaha!Cool

I go well with Quafe...
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#7064 - 2013-02-07 02:30:57 UTC
Calico-Jack Daniels wrote:
Yes, I'm holding your hair dye hostage, let the glomping and licking begin if you ever want to see your L'Oreal products again! muahahaha!Cool

What a bummer... Well, you won't see your Speedos ever again (unless I decide to put 'em on myself or Alice gets that horrible excuse of cosmetics L'Oreal back.)
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#7065 - 2013-02-07 07:31:02 UTC
Admiteddly, I used to think that you were wearing your pants in that portrait.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#7066 - 2013-02-07 11:56:55 UTC
O.O Wth did you do to make my hair change colour xD

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#7067 - 2013-02-07 12:02:38 UTC
I washed the smurfgoo out of your hair while you were asleep.

Dont look so angry at me. I did you a favour.

❤️️💛💚💙💜
Calico-Jack Daniels
#7068 - 2013-02-07 14:25:59 UTC
Ok, Ok, Alice can have her stuff back.... I'm sorry, it was a poor attempt at getting some loving.

I go well with Quafe...
Misha M'Liena
Rui Freelance Mining
#7069 - 2013-02-08 00:56:50 UTC
*pouncetackles Calico* Heres your Mc-lovins, *feeds bigmacs to calico*

Not as innocent as she appears.™  
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#7070 - 2013-02-08 08:30:29 UTC
MISHA!!!

*Glomps*

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#7071 - 2013-02-08 11:26:41 UTC
*muffled voice*

Can't...breathe.... too much....glomp.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Misha M'Liena
Rui Freelance Mining
#7072 - 2013-02-08 13:41:53 UTC
*Glomps Graygor and Alice* Alice!!Lol

Not as innocent as she appears.™  
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#7073 - 2013-02-08 13:57:36 UTC
**F-F-Falcon Punches!! Misha, Graygor and Alice**

Ooops, my fault, wrong meme...

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Calico-Jack Daniels
#7074 - 2013-02-08 14:23:29 UTC
Quote:

*pouncetackles Calico* Heres your Mc-lovins, *feeds bigmacs to calico*



Thanks for the lovin.... but did it have to be greasy burgers? A glomping sessions would've been sufficient. Cool

Hi Ish....I'm not unconscious and I don't have a black eye... *dodges falcon punch*

I go well with Quafe...
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#7075 - 2013-02-08 14:35:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
*Calico Jack dodges Falcon Punch, falls into the right place to get a swinging kick to the family jewels"

Did it hurt, Jack?

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Calico-Jack Daniels
#7076 - 2013-02-08 14:40:53 UTC
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
*Calico Jack dodges Falcon Punch, falls into the right place to get a swinging kick to the family jewels"

Did it hurt, Jack?


*whinces, and in a high pitched voice...* Momma..... *Falls to the floor*

I go well with Quafe...
Qaidan Alenko
Eezo-Lution Inc.
#7077 - 2013-02-08 16:19:25 UTC
Here... Let me kiss it and make it feel better....
Go ahead... Get your Wham on!!!
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#7078 - 2013-02-08 16:27:37 UTC
Next time I'm romancing Garrus. He's a better bro, bro.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Calico-Jack Daniels
#7079 - 2013-02-08 17:06:53 UTC
Qaidan Alenko wrote:
Here... Let me kiss it and make it feel better....

No! *stabs Qaidan Alenko in the throat with a Shiv* Chicks only.

*looks at Graygor* GTFO!

I go well with Quafe...
Misha M'Liena
Rui Freelance Mining
#7080 - 2013-02-09 00:31:20 UTC
*Sits on Calico's chest.* Oh time for more mclovins. *Handfeeds Calico more greast big macs* Twisted

Not as innocent as she appears.™