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Another day nother bump, come join the fun today!

Your missing out on kills, what are u waiting for?

Join us for PVP of course but also for the widom of people like Grymn with many lol's.

When Chuck Norris gives you the middle finger, he's showing you how many seconds you have to live.

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. ~Author Unknown

The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women

1.Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.


2.That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.


3.Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1).


4.Five Minutes - If getting dressed, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.)


5.Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.


6.Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3)


7.Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)


8.Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.)


Recruitment channel "Hell Public" see u there :)

A blonde, A brunette, and a red-head all died in a car crash, and they all went to heaven at the same time.

They arrive at the gates of heaven, when God appears and tells them they must pass a laughter test, if they fail, they will be sent to hell.

The objective was to climb 100 stairs without laughing. Each stair will have it's own joke.

The Brunette goes first, and laughs at the 46th stair.

The Red-Head goes second, and laughs at the 77th stair.

The Blonde, makes all the way to the 100th step, when she suddenly bursts out with laughter.

God asks "Why are you laughing now?"

The Blonde says "I just got the first joke!".



Your missing out on lots of fun and targets!!


Recruitment channel "Hell Public"

Application found here

http://odst-killed.me/forum/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=5

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Exactly where you left him.



Recruitment channel "Hell Public"

Application found here

http://odst-killed.me/forum/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=5