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Public service announcement from Darius III

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Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#161 - 2013-01-29 04:08:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Nathan Jameson
[sniping double post]

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Darth Skorpius
352 Industries
#162 - 2013-01-29 07:39:42 UTC
ill probably get banned for saying this, but the star trek writers would have a field day with the number of red shirts in this thread.

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Jada Maroo
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#163 - 2013-01-29 08:15:00 UTC
Well as long as we're confessing in this thread... I sometimes use Hilmar as noun synonymous with feces. As in, "I think I got food poisoning from a burrito. I've been on the toilet taking a Hilmar all day."
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#164 - 2013-01-29 11:03:53 UTC
Are we confessing stuff?

OK - I just had two chunky kitkats for breakfast

feels good man

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Steve Ronuken
Fuzzwork Enterprises
Vote Steve Ronuken for CSM
#165 - 2013-01-29 13:00:50 UTC
Skippermonkey wrote:
Are we confessing stuff?

OK - I just had two chunky kitkats for breakfast

feels good man



I prefer the four finger ones. So I can take a bite out of the middle. Drives some people crazy Smile

http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/funny-ocd-pictures-eating-a-kit-kat.jpg

Woo! CSM XI!

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Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#166 - 2013-01-29 13:08:17 UTC
Steve Ronuken wrote:
Skippermonkey wrote:
Are we confessing stuff?

OK - I just had two chunky kitkats for breakfast

feels good man



I prefer the four finger ones. So I can take a bite out of the middle. Drives some people crazy Smile

http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/funny-ocd-pictures-eating-a-kit-kat.jpg


If you really want to drive someone crazy, actually take a bite out of the middle, where it says Kit Kat. Kinda like biting a Snickers in half.

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Rengerel en Distel
#167 - 2013-02-01 21:16:27 UTC
Can we assume from Darius' silence that he has in fact been banned? Do we have to return the jackets?

With the increase in shiptoasting, the Report timer needs to be shortened.
Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#168 - 2013-02-02 05:40:35 UTC
Rengerel en Distel wrote:
Can we assume from Darius' silence that he has in fact been banned? Do we have to return the jackets?


No, my friend. Keep the jacket. Cherish it. Always remember that, for one brief shining moment, we stood together against the darkness of corporate facism. And poor fashion.

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Scatim Helicon
State War Academy
Caldari State
#169 - 2013-02-02 19:59:44 UTC
Rengerel en Distel wrote:
Can we assume from Darius' silence that he has in fact been banned? Do we have to return the jackets?

I'm sure he is putting the finishing touches to his damning masterpiece exposé of massive CCP corruption and EN24 will be publishing the shocking truth very shortly.

Every time you post a WiS thread, Hilmar strangles a kitten.
Malcanis
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
#170 - 2013-02-02 20:21:38 UTC
Scatim Helicon wrote:
Rengerel en Distel wrote:
Can we assume from Darius' silence that he has in fact been banned? Do we have to return the jackets?

I'm sure he is putting the finishing touches to his damning masterpiece exposé of massive CCP corruption and EN24 will be publishing the shocking truth very shortly.


I for one am looking forward to reading it at work on Tuesday

(Not Monday, I'm usually pretty busy on Mondays, but Tuesdays are generally a lot quieter)

"Just remember later that I warned against any change to jump ranges or fatigue. You earned whats coming."

Grath Telkin, 11.10.2016
Kainotomiu Ronuken
koahisquad
#171 - 2013-02-02 21:02:26 UTC
I hope he has been banned.

Wouldn't he have to forfeit his CSM seat, like The Mittani did?
Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#172 - 2013-02-02 22:04:36 UTC
Kainotomiu Ronuken wrote:
I hope he has been banned.

Wouldn't he have to forfeit his CSM seat, like The Mittani did?


Would anyone want to sit in it?

http://www.wormholes.info
Cajun Style
Shattered Planet
#173 - 2013-02-02 23:04:39 UTC
Nathan Jameson wrote:
Kainotomiu Ronuken wrote:
I hope he has been banned.

Wouldn't he have to forfeit his CSM seat, like The Mittani did?


Would anyone want to sit in it?


ewww gross
Josef Djugashvilis
#174 - 2013-02-03 23:49:03 UTC
Alekseyev Karrde wrote:
Guess it's that time of year for Darius to pretend he's done something, anything, for the past 8 months.

We'll try to carry on without you, somehow Roll

EDIT: Readers may also be shocked to know that Google has copies of all your email on Gmail. I hope i don't get banned from Google!!!



Is this an example of CSM pvp?

This is not a signature.
Tiberius Murderhorne
CONTRATTO
#175 - 2013-02-04 12:51:29 UTC
Darius III wrote:


No sir, this is the part where I call out the rest of the CSM for spending all their time trying to be amateur game developers and not dealing with CCP CHEATING by intercepting player communications. Go back to that, let me inform the players about CCP misconduct.

Once my source comes forward we will have more information.

PS: The CSM doesnt care about it much-even though IMO it should be #1 problem to address.



oh my you are a douche.......

Disclaimer : My posting does not always reflect my Corps views or my allience views.... Infact sometimes it does not even reflect my views!

Josef Djugashvilis
#176 - 2013-02-04 17:08:08 UTC
Issler Dainze wrote:
Scatim Helicon wrote:
Darius has uncovered conclusive evidence that CCP faked the moon landings and also carried out the My Lai massacre.

More details would be forthcoming but CCP are intercepting all the communications.


If you carefully study the Zapruder tapes you can see someone behind a tree on the knoll in a hoodie with a CCP logo firing what looks like a rifle from Dust...


Issler, you got elected to the CSM?

How could anyone tell?

This is not a signature.
Kainotomiu Ronuken
koahisquad
#177 - 2013-02-04 17:12:06 UTC
Josef Djugashvilis wrote:
Issler Dainze wrote:
Scatim Helicon wrote:
Darius has uncovered conclusive evidence that CCP faked the moon landings and also carried out the My Lai massacre.

More details would be forthcoming but CCP are intercepting all the communications.


If you carefully study the Zapruder tapes you can see someone behind a tree on the knoll in a hoodie with a CCP logo firing what looks like a rifle from Dust...


Issler, you got elected to the CSM?

How could anyone tell?

They get this tag over their names on the forums...
Empress BJ
Rl'yeh Interstellar Ltd.
#178 - 2013-02-04 23:06:10 UTC
Ohhh I was so excited to see this thread about the red shirts

As you can see I fill mine quite well ... not a coat as really I try to avoid covering these up its not healthy.

As for reading muh mail...have at it CCP.....just remember to edit or redact the real naughty ones I don't want it getting out what I'm prepared to do for iskies.

But back to the original reason for the thread...need MOAR red outfits....I'm thinkin red leather cat suit.

~E~
Yuri Wayfare
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
#179 - 2013-02-05 17:06:38 UTC
I'll probably be banned for this, but I'm super jelly of Darius III now as I've always wanted to make a mockery of both myself and an EVE institution in one go.

"Suddenly, trash pickers! HUNDREDS of winos going through your recyclables." -Piugattuk

Be careful what you wish for.
Jess Tanner
Bangworks Systems Inc.
#180 - 2013-02-07 12:05:11 UTC
I'll prolly get banned for this, but since everyone knows that everyone at CCP is a goon, and goonswarm is secretly part of the CIA, CLEARLY the CIA are the ones intercepting our in game communications, and since half of all eve players are russians, this is just a plot to spy on mother russia...

Go with Bob, keep Him always in your heart. He is your Sword, Shield, and the Knife in your back.