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Glide Joringer
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#141 - 2011-10-22 01:43:23 UTC
I wanted this to be better than it was.
Jack Carrigan
Order of the Shadow
#142 - 2011-10-22 14:28:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Jack Carrigan
Drake Draconis wrote:
Jack Carrigan wrote:
Hmm, I sense a bitter irony.

Exhibition of hurt feelings or butthurt. Something ZeroSeven is known for.

And yet he's trying to show his superiority over another emo-whiner. How ****ing classic is that?



How unoriginal..obsessed buthurt guy who cant help but be obsessed in smacktalking me without hesitation.

Your worse that emo-rage poster over there.

Keep raging jack.

I wouldn't exactly call after a twelve hour period "without hesitation." But then again, you always were a little bit on the slow side.

And I'm not the one that flies around in a ship that has the word "emo" tagged in the name: see "Emo-geddon."

I am the One who exists in Shadow. I am the Devil your parents warned you about.

||CEO: Order of the Shadow||Executor: The Revenant Order||Creator: Bowhead||
Jack Carrigan
Order of the Shadow
#143 - 2011-10-22 14:30:19 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Jack Carrigan wrote:
Hmm, I sense a bitter irony.

Exhibition of hurt feelings or butthurt. Something ZeroSeven is known for.

And yet he's trying to show his superiority over another emo-whiner. How ****ing classic is that?



Jack, You're alright.

That guy is just mad cause I called him out on being a virgin.


Too classic. That actually made me smile.

Keep fighting the good fight against morbidly obese, obsessive-compulsive, emo-raging children.

I am the One who exists in Shadow. I am the Devil your parents warned you about.

||CEO: Order of the Shadow||Executor: The Revenant Order||Creator: Bowhead||
Prophet Runningclam
#144 - 2011-10-22 14:35:12 UTC
I giggled.
Clarina Kusoni
Perkone
Caldari State
#145 - 2011-10-22 20:56:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Clarina Kusoni
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Vandy ColdStone wrote:
Bad troll.

1/10.

+1 only because you PLAY a female and you are clearly either trolling, or talking about thy self. Good day sir.





GRRRRRRRRR you are making me mad! Don't you people read? Y O U are ruining eve!


Ruining EVE? Apparently somebody doesn't know what EVE is =/

4/10, just because it made me laugh
Jark Vohaul
Goosefleet
Gooseflock Featheration
#146 - 2011-10-22 23:42:05 UTC
OP, you sound like a real jerk! If you're going to quit, then quit. You're insulting.
Ebony Shakiel
Doomheim
#147 - 2011-10-24 19:09:01 UTC
Jark Vohaul wrote:
OP, you sound like a real jerk! If you're going to quit, then quit. You're insulting.


let me see if I'm doing this right...
-10/10 because you had an incomplete sentence.

Needs improvement! See me after class.

Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine... as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties. -Riley Madison
Ammatar Stark
Doomheim
#148 - 2011-10-24 20:41:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Ammatar Stark
Soldarius wrote:
Read pages 1-2, got bored.

2/10, only because you almost had me wanting to post "You mad, bro?" Then I read your follow-ups.

Just in case (I like to cover all the bases) not troll and you really that mad, I get laid regularly, and my gf is married. Top that ****.


You get sloppy seconds from a guy who doesn't even have to try to get to shag her anymore? Wow, you got it good broski Roll

+1 to OP for getting all the internet badas*es to share their "sex exploits" (sound like they came off a porno reel)


0/10 for troll though it was meh.

FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
I just want to point out that there are 15 occurrences of the term "butthurt" on page 7 alone. 16 if this post makes the same page.

Time to expand your vocabularies, guys.


A*s....pained???

You ask too much.
Barrak
The Painted Ones
#149 - 2011-10-24 20:55:12 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine... as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties
Ebony Shakiel
Doomheim
#150 - 2011-10-25 20:33:10 UTC
Ammatar Stark wrote:
Soldarius wrote:
Read pages 1-2, got bored.

2/10, only because you almost had me wanting to post "You mad, bro?" Then I read your follow-ups.

Just in case (I like to cover all the bases) not troll and you really that mad, I get laid regularly, and my gf is married. Top that ****.


You get sloppy seconds from a guy who doesn't even have to try to get to shag her anymore? Wow, you got it good broski Roll

+1 to OP for getting all the internet badas*es to share their "sex exploits" (sound like they came off a porno reel)


0/10 for troll though it was meh.

FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
I just want to point out that there are 15 occurrences of the term "butthurt" on page 7 alone. 16 if this post makes the same page.

Time to expand your vocabularies, guys.


A*s....pained???

You ask too much.



Chicks in relationships make the best lays. You got some other shcmuck paying for their stuff who just can't keep her interested. That's where I come in. I'm that guy. Deal with it.

Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine... as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties. -Riley Madison
Paladin Kor-Xebar
#151 - 2011-10-25 20:47:19 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Ammatar Stark wrote:
Soldarius wrote:
Read pages 1-2, got bored.

2/10, only because you almost had me wanting to post "You mad, bro?" Then I read your follow-ups.

Just in case (I like to cover all the bases) not troll and you really that mad, I get laid regularly, and my gf is married. Top that ****.


You get sloppy seconds from a guy who doesn't even have to try to get to shag her anymore? Wow, you got it good broski Roll

+1 to OP for getting all the internet badas*es to share their "sex exploits" (sound like they came off a porno reel)


0/10 for troll though it was meh.

FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
I just want to point out that there are 15 occurrences of the term "butthurt" on page 7 alone. 16 if this post makes the same page.

Time to expand your vocabularies, guys.


A*s....pained???

You ask too much.



Chicks in relationships make the best lays. You got some other shcmuck paying for their stuff who just can't keep her interested. That's where I come in. I'm that guy. Deal with it.


Lol, i can't tell if he's trolling/stupid/or just thinks he's a bad ass.. ( which in the end is stupid.)

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Slider VII
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#152 - 2011-10-25 22:22:53 UTC
You mad bro??? err I mean Bra???

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FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#153 - 2011-10-25 23:06:48 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Chicks in relationships make the best lays. You got some other shcmuck paying for their stuff who just can't keep her interested. That's where I come in. I'm that guy. Deal with it.

Okay, who taught the cast of Jersey Shore how to use the internet? There goes the neighborhood.

Also: bragging about sexing up skanks who date douchebags that don't know how to please a woman isn't all that impressive, really.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
#154 - 2011-10-26 13:04:53 UTC
Where else are we supposed to grow?

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Citizen Smif
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#155 - 2011-10-26 14:16:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Citizen Smif
This is so funny, i commend you good sir! +1 for being the best troll i've ever seen... Bravo!

If you're not a troll though you are a pathetic little man.. or you're 13 years old. Either way you most definitely DO NOT know what pussy feels like. I don't know what's worse - your nerd rage or you repeating that you are not a nerd.. Actually what am I on about: your continual references to pussy is most definitely the worst part of this thread. Lol.
Zarniwhoop van Harl
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#156 - 2011-10-26 15:03:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Zarniwhoop van Harl
VIRGIN troll needz to get laid for realz

+1 for frustrated virgin entertainment that made me chuckle
TexasFire
Texas Deep Space
#157 - 2011-10-26 15:05:40 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Jack Carrigan wrote:
Hmm, I sense a bitter irony.

Exhibition of hurt feelings or butthurt. Something ZeroSeven is known for.

And yet he's trying to show his superiority over another emo-whiner. How ****ing classic is that?



Jack, You're alright.

That guy is just mad cause I called him out on being a virgin.




The power company called and asked you to conserve.

They ask you not plug in the girlfriend so many times a day.

Was this a useful post?

And - "Can I have you stuff?"
I Accidentally YourShip
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#158 - 2011-10-26 15:55:04 UTC
How did this get off the ground?
Nariya Kentaya
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#159 - 2011-10-26 21:27:27 UTC
I Accidentally YourShip wrote:
How did this get off the ground?

obviosuly, like the OP wanted it to, it grew UP



yes, that was terrible and i feel bad for posting it.



also, is OP still trying to impress all with their taes of fake-non-consensual-PvP (pen*s vs p*ssy)
Josefine Etrange
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#160 - 2011-10-27 03:29:57 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Steve Ronuken wrote:
On the very off chance this isn't a troll, and I seriously doubt it, go talk to the industrial career agent. get a free indy.



The first helpful person in this whole thread, thank you.

How do I do this and where do I get one?


Instead of getting hit, just hit F12.