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Candy Oshea
Techfree Investment Group
#41 - 2013-02-04 09:14:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Candy Oshea
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Onto other news today, the world waits in wonder as Grendall, well known for his recent & Ongoing MD Bonds & Funds. Was due to make a Speech regarding a Defaulted loan, today.

The thread has since spiraled out of control, like vultures, or angry birds literally killing the thread with attempts to cherry pick the collateral.

The loan was a decent sized, some 37b isk from unconfirmed bidders. with some 40-45b in BPO's up for grabs at NPC prices.

The fate of the original "privateer nobody" is yet to be determined.

That's all we have time for tonight, #yolo

iCandy  - I have accidently swallowed some Scrabble tiles, my next shit could spell disaster!
Cooyaw
State War Academy
Caldari State
#42 - 2013-02-04 16:19:41 UTC
flakeys
Doomheim
#43 - 2013-02-04 16:21:31 UTC
Nice as usuall :P

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Candy Oshea
Techfree Investment Group
#44 - 2013-02-04 23:00:44 UTC
Already have the content for the next story. Thanks Goonswarm for both Neo & that scrub who lost his NYX.

iCandy  - I have accidently swallowed some Scrabble tiles, my next shit could spell disaster!
Claire Coffee
Coffee Inc
#45 - 2013-02-05 00:05:56 UTC
Hah Big smile

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Candy Oshea
Techfree Investment Group
#46 - 2013-02-08 16:52:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Candy Oshea
MD Spoils a Guys day


Breaking news tonight as leading experimental research company Grison interstellar have made a yet another break-through with the release of their long awaited "sperg in a can" range of of quality meat products. spoke person for Grison interstellar wasn't available for comment.

Speaking of sperg, Jerry "20b" Pepridge has posted up a storm this week, leaving players in a state of confusion over his motives. Earlier this week VV was in Pepridge;s path as be brought the old audit debate and opened up alot of old wounds, the thread was so badly full of sperg that there was 2 separate personal flame wars going on at the same time.

Saveritrader, a new bond host for MD is currently running a seemingly legit operation, was bombarded with questions and personal attacks as MD vented on his new IPO proposal

An artist rendition of the thread

Pepridge on the other hand gave no comments, and instead has bunkered himself inside a how to make a MD scam thread, which has stirred the community to boiling point.

While we the news team are trying to be neutral as possible, I will say one thing about ol Jerry, he is an idiot, but he does create MD content, good or bad.

tl:dr lighten up ppl.

iCandy  - I have accidently swallowed some Scrabble tiles, my next shit could spell disaster!
flakeys
Doomheim
#47 - 2013-02-08 21:05:51 UTC
You got yourself your first fan , or so the first to openly state it .... is there a mailing list i can sign myself onto ?


WHAT NO MAILING LIST ..... OMG LAME ..... Cool

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#48 - 2013-02-08 21:20:21 UTC
flakeys wrote:
You got yourself your first fan , or so the first to openly state it .... is there a mailing list i can sign myself onto ?


WHAT NO MAILING LIST ..... OMG LAME ..... Cool


I will put you onto the mailing list.




....

So long as you sign up for the first human clinical trial of Grison Interstellar's latest pharmaceutical product.

GRISONOL

yes
flakeys
Doomheim
#49 - 2013-02-08 21:34:35 UTC
Alex Grison wrote:
flakeys wrote:
You got yourself your first fan , or so the first to openly state it .... is there a mailing list i can sign myself onto ?


WHAT NO MAILING LIST ..... OMG LAME ..... Cool


I will put you onto the mailing list.




....

So long as you sign up for the first human clinical trial of Grison Interstellar's latest pharmaceutical product.

GRISONOL



I'm married , not like it can get any worse so sure.Where do i sign ?

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#50 - 2013-02-08 22:36:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Alex Grison
flakeys wrote:
Alex Grison wrote:
flakeys wrote:
You got yourself your first fan , or so the first to openly state it .... is there a mailing list i can sign myself onto ?


WHAT NO MAILING LIST ..... OMG LAME ..... Cool


I will put you onto the mailing list.




....

So long as you sign up for the first human clinical trial of Grison Interstellar's latest pharmaceutical product.

GRISONOL



I'm married , not like it can get any worse so sure.Where do i sign ?



Please fill out our patient visit form

yes
Claire Coffee
Coffee Inc
#51 - 2013-02-08 22:56:16 UTC
flakeys wrote:



I'm married


You are what?!
And you... oh you... I dont' even... ShockedEvil

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Claire Coffee
Coffee Inc
#52 - 2013-02-09 00:46:45 UTC
Candy Oshea wrote:

An artist rendition of the thread


That's a nice wormhole touch there Big smile
Is that PAN?! Big smile bwahahaha

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Candy Oshea
Techfree Investment Group
#53 - 2013-02-09 04:02:18 UTC
Claire Coffee wrote:
Candy Oshea wrote:

An artist rendition of the thread


That's a nice wormhole touch there Big smile
Is that PAN?! Big smile bwahahaha


yeh i figured id have you popping out of a wh ans syds waiting to spring the trap!!

yeh its a space frying pan lol

aww shucks flakeys Oops mailing list is too hard for me to set up, mailing list serious business 2013

iCandy  - I have accidently swallowed some Scrabble tiles, my next shit could spell disaster!
Joshua Vaughn Lampen
Archer Investments Initiative
#54 - 2013-02-09 04:27:34 UTC
I love this thread... Cool
Jerry T Pepridge
Meta Game Analysis and Investment INC.
#55 - 2013-02-09 15:10:37 UTC
geddon next time pls, cynabal is for fags.

@JerryTPepridge
Koronakesh
Seekers of a Silent Paradise
#56 - 2013-02-09 15:13:08 UTC
Is there a certain other (possibly frustrated?) poster you're referring to there?

SASPR Amir al-Mu'minin
Kara Books
Deal with IT.
#57 - 2013-02-09 15:50:44 UTC
cant sign grisons patient release form because I am one of the oranges and disagree with temperature of 71.64
Candy Oshea
Techfree Investment Group
#58 - 2013-02-10 15:57:03 UTC
Kara Books wrote:
cant sign grisons patient release form because I am one of the oranges and disagree with temperature of 71.64


Alex may have to confirm, but i believe if you divide by rectangle, you will get happiness.

iCandy  - I have accidently swallowed some Scrabble tiles, my next shit could spell disaster!
Syds Sinclair
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#59 - 2013-02-11 06:08:01 UTC
..Oh man I guess I'm E(ve)- Famous now! Never thought I'd have my own artist rendition in he MD story thread!

Great job, keep up the objective journalism Candy!

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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
#60 - 2013-02-11 18:23:41 UTC
How have I not read this thread already? It's hilariousLol

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