My EVE

Me and my buddy have been doing lyrics to songs in eve and its been fun. Some are bad and some are good. Sadly we do not have the musical skill nor voice to create our parodies. If we could improve each others lyrics that would be neat. If you make a song out of it please make credit where credit is due.

Smells like a gate camp (Smells like Teen spirits / Nirvana)

Load up on guns, bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
She's overconfident and self-convoluted
Oh, no, she knows how to trash talk

Hello, Hello, Hello, How Low (x3)
Hello, Hello, Hello

With the bombers out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel bored and venomous
Here we are now, entertain us

A maller
An algos
A moros
My Thorax
Yeah

Hey... Yay

I'm worse at what I do best
And for this kill I feel blessed
Our little group (tribe) has always been
And always will camp until the end

Hello, Hello, Hello, How Low (x3)
Hello, Hello, Hello

With the bombers out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel bored and venomous
Here we are now, entertain us

A maller
An algos
A moros
My Thorax
Yeah

Hey... Yay

(Guitar solo)

And I forget just why I fight
Oh, yeah, I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard, it's hard to find
Oh well, whatever, nevermind

Hello, Hello, Hello, How Low (x3)
Hello, Hello, Hello

With the bombers out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us

A maller
An algos
A moros
My Thorax
Yeah

Yeah a capsule
A capsule! (x9)

Kickapod / Praethis Starloe (Tenacious D / Kickapoo)

A long ass f--king time ago
In a land, Caldari, New
There lived a humble miner corp
Repetitive through and through
But yay, there was a black sheep
and he knew just what to dooo

His game was his corpmates
And he refused to step in line
His lasers were for war, for
Freaking shooting all the time
He flew a tasty DAMN
nation, to asteroids he aligns.

Oh, the blasters tips were blazing
as he locked unto his knave
Then I sliced his f--king cockles
With a long a shiny beam

Twas I who bugged the dragoon
Buckalizing Buckaloo
And if you try to bump with me
Then I shall bump you too!

Gotta get it on in the party zone
I gotta lock and load in the party zone
Gotta lick a toad in the party zone
Gotta break the code in the party zone

You've disobeyed my orders, son
Why were you a recruit!
Your allies ten times better than you
Chribba loves him more

This trait that you show for us
Comes from the depths of Hell
PvP's the Devils work
He wants you to rebel.

You'll become a mindless puppet
CEO's will pull the strings
Your aim has lost direction
And chaos, it will bring!

You'd better shut your mouth
You better watch your tone
You're going for a week
with no corp-role

Don't wanna hear you cry
Don't let me hear you moan
You gotta mine the ore
When you're in my zone

Lo-sec, can you hear me?
I am lost and so alone
I'm asking for your vengeance
Won't you let me in your home?

I need some tight compadre's
Who will teach me how to rock
My corpmates think you're evil
But man, they can suck their rocks.

Rokh is not the Devil's work
it's Durable and rad
I'll never rock as long as I am
Stuck here with my NoMad!

I hear your, brave young fables
You are hungry for the rokh
But to learn the elite method
Sec status, you must toss

Escape your corpmates clutches
And this oppressive minerhood
On a journey, you must go
To find the land of brotherhood

In the City of Fallen angels
where the concord leaves the land
You will join a strong alliance
And the land's most awesome band
(of fighters)

To find your fame and fortune
Through the valley you must walk
You will face your inner demons
Now go, my son and Rock!

So he bailed from f--king minerhood
With hunger in his heart
And he journeyed far and wide
to find the secrets of his art

But in the end, he knew
that he would find his counterparts
Rock, Rock, Rock

Never gonna lock you up (Never Gonna Give You Up / Rick Astley)

Oooh

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this 1v1 from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna lock you up
Never gonna scram you down
Never gonna orbit around and destroy you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna lock you up
Never gonna scram you down
Never gonna orbit around and destroy you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna lock you up
Never gonna scram you down
Never gonna orbit around and destroy you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Ooh, lock you up)
(Ooh, lock you up)
Never gonna lock, never gonna lock
(lock you up)
Never gonna lock, never gonna lock
(lock you up)

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna lock you up
Never gonna scram you down
Never gonna orbit around and destroy you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna lock you up
Never gonna scram you down
Never gonna orbit around and destroy you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna lock you up
Never gonna scram you down
Never gonna orbit around and destroy you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Take a look at my Brutix / Praethis Starloe (Take a look at my Girlfriend / Supertramp)

Ba ba da da
Ba ba da da
ba ba da da
ba ba da da
ba ba da da

Take a look at my Brutix
It's the only get i got (babadada,babadada)
Not much of a Brutix
I never seem to fit a lot (babadada,babadada)

It's been some time since we last flown
This is gonna look like a bad pwn
But momma i got blobbed again
It's safe to say I have a new brutix..

And i know it sounds so cold
but they got me in a wormhole
and i'm afraid they might ransom
Demands in local, as my white flags wavin

I mean it even scares war targets
and drone reps my corp mates.
If that ain't love then i don't know what love is.

It's even got a secret faction mod
and it loves to neut the common frig squad
I know I'm young but if i had to choose it or the sun
I'd be one nocturnal son of a gun.

Take a look at my Brutix
It's the only one i got (babadada,babadada)
Not much of a Brutix
I never seem to fit a lot (babadada,babadada)

Take a look at my Brutix
It's the only one i got (babadada,babadada)
Not much of a Brutix
I never seem to fit a lot (babadada,babadada)

It's been awhile since we flown last and i'm tryin hard not to buy fast
But I'm finally thinkin i may have lost the one
Type of ship that will make me one poor son.

And i know you heard the last song about the ships that didn't last long
But i promise this is on a whole new plane
I can tell by the way it neut's my game ( ba ba da da)

I hate it when they pop my garde drones
sadly, then i get ganked by cyclones
If that is fair then I don't know what Eve is.

It's gonna be a long flight home but I know as soon i arrive home
And i dock up my pod put my name on a loan, run to jita
I'll be buyin a Brutix, once more for sure.

Take a look at my Brutix
It's the only get i got (babadada,babadada)
Not much of a Brutix
I never seem to fit a lot (babadada,babadada)

x
It's got a shield buffer that would make most senile
reactive armor hardener
I'm not done
It's got deeps comparable to hi-sec gurristas
And it doesnt stop there
Man i swear
It's not cap stable cause it stops at 1:10
And now it has it's own song
But movin' on
It's got the cheapest fit ever made
And we can be on the gate for 3 hours
Not seeing one flash
And i would still cherish every moment
And when i want to start to build my kill count it's not the main component
Call it dumb, call it suck, call it fail, or whatever you call it but
Everywhere I go I keep the memories in my wallet like here (show 0 isk)

Take a look at my Brutix
It's the only get i got (babadada,babadada)
Not much of a Brutix
I never seem to fit a lot (babadada,babadada)

Take a look at my Brutix
It's the only get i got (babadada,babadada)
Not much of a Brutix
I never seem to fit a lot (babadada,babadada)

Who let the pods out / Edward Aivo ( Who let the dogs out /The Baha Men)

Who let the pods out
(poof, poof, poof, poof)
(poof, poof, poof, poof)
(poof, poof, poof, poof)
(poof, poof, poof, poof)

Who let the pods out (poof, poof, poof, poof)
Who let the pods out (poof, poof, poof, poof)

(poof, poof, poof, poof)

When the roam was nice, the party was jumpin' (Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo)
And everybody havin' a ball (Hah, ho, Yippie Yi Yo)
I tell the fellas "start the gate campin'" (Yippie Yi Yo)
And the intel report to the call
The poor show to da roam

Who let the pods out (poof, poof, poof, poof)
Who let the pods out (poof, poof, poof, poof)
Who let the pods out (poof, poof, poof, poof)
Who let the pods out (poof, poof, poof, poof)

I see ya' little speed boat head up our space
he really wants to skip solar system
Get back off me, beast off me
Get back you sleeper infested mongerel

Who let the pods out (poof, poof, poof, poof)
Who let the pods out (poof, poof, poof, poof)
Who let the pods out (poof, poof, poof, poof)
Who let the pods out (poof, poof, poof, poof)

I'm gonna tell {Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo}
To any player calling them noob {Yippie, Yi, Yo}
Tell the bittervet "Hey Man, It's part of the Roam!" {Yippie Yi, Yo}
You get a frigate in front and a sniper behind {Yippie, Yi, Yo}
His hull runs out now

Who let the pods out (poof, poof, poof, poof)
Who let the pods out (poof, poof, poof, poof)
Who let the pods out (poof, poof, poof, poof)
Who let the pods out (poof, poof, poof, poof)

Say, A fighter is nothing if he don't have a point All alpha ya' reds, all alpha reds
Say,A fighter is nothing if he don't have a point All alpha ya' reds, all alpha reds

Wait for y'all my fleetmates, the roam is on
I gotta get my prey I got my myind on
Do you see the rays comin' from my harby
What could you be friend
That mega man that's breakin' them down?
Me and My white short purifier
And I can't scout a lot, like any other covert will do
I'm figurin' that's why they call me faithful
'Cause I'm the man of space
When they see me they doah-boooomm(explosion)

Who let the pods out (poof, poof, poof, poof)
Who let the pods out (poof, poof, poof, poof)
Who let the pods out (poof, poof, poof, poof)
Who let the pods out (poof, poof, poof, poof)

I hope the first one is not the best because it sucks pretty much.

Its cool if you have fun doing those but there are words tat totally sound unfitting. You just cant add words with more or less syllables than the original, that rapes the song guaranteed.

Out of all the songs out there, i'd say there is just one damn good and one good one.

yeah

Sorry, the only ones i really think are well done are Little Bees and Fight us Maybe where the Bees are far ahead of the second.
I'm sure that i would dislike Fight us Maybe if it would have been on paper only.

@Cooyaw
nice song actually, its no cover isnt it? It sounds so familiar :)