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Dumb ways to die

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Cpt Kennedy
Void Protectorate
#1 - 2013-02-03 16:56:22 UTC
Dumb ways to die train safety vid must be parodied for eve

Original: http://youtu.be/IJNR2EpS0jw

I saw this vid and immediately thought it would be awesome to have an eve version, but I also figured it would be easier to alert our wonderful community of video editing and otherwise artistic peoples. I'm going to be working on something within my alliance but I want to see what the larger eve community can come up with as well!
Whitehound
#2 - 2013-02-03 17:27:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Whitehound
Try OOPE.

The dumbest thing I have seen lately was a guy from TEST who undocked in HED with an untanked T1 hauler and cargo worth several billions.

Loss is meaningful. Therefore is the loss of meaning likewise meaningful. It is the source of all trolling.

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Viziam
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2013-02-03 17:35:04 UTC
moving a noctis all over deklein without reading intel~, jumping into a gatecamp, then actually attempting to align out like it was going to matter.
Lilan Kahn
The Littlest Hobos
The Whale Hunters Association
#4 - 2013-02-03 17:38:35 UTC
Flying jump freighters when war deced by whores in spaced....
Seleia O'Sinnor
Drop of Honey
#5 - 2013-02-03 18:14:35 UTC
Self destruct your pod to get out of a wh and realize it's not the test server.

Odyssey: Repacking in POS hangars for modules +1,  but please for other stuff too, especially containers. Make containers openable in POS hangars.

Bienator II
madmen of the skies
#6 - 2013-02-03 18:34:05 UTC
confuse the buttons for smarbomb and mwd in highsec.

how to fix eve: 1) remove ECM 2) rename dampeners to ECM 3) add new anti-drone ewar for caldari 4) give offgrid boosters ongrid combat value

Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#7 - 2013-02-03 18:42:25 UTC
dumb ways for me is idle in low-sec...

/c

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Commander Spurty
#8 - 2013-02-03 19:16:48 UTC
Dying a little inside to the Time sink of shooting yet another offline SMA only to see the can pop

There are good ships,

And wood ships,

And ships that sail the sea

But the best ships are Spaceships

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Lugia3
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2013-02-04 01:57:41 UTC
Encounter me in lowsec.

"CCP Dolan is full of shit." - CCP Bettik

Vangelios
#10 - 2013-02-04 02:02:15 UTC
Your ship is going to explode, you select celestial to save your pod, instead of warp button you click on view in planetary mode button.
* from my personal experience O:)

... Each small candle Lights a corner of the dark...

MadMuppet
Critical Mass Inc
#11 - 2013-02-04 02:14:25 UTC
Dual tank in a battleship
Rant the forums that you're gonna quit
Attack a Mauler that is sitting on a gate
Gank alliance members cause you think you're great

Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die

Boosting when you're on the grid
Whine in GD like a little kid
Try to steal of PLEX out of a wreck
On a gate filled with 'Nados boosted out like heck

Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die

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Knorkor
Ministry of Silly Walk
#12 - 2013-02-04 02:20:05 UTC
Was doing solo pvp in some lowsec. Thought I might checkout the next system.
Encountered a Macki in a belt.
Warped on top of it, scramble, blasters.
Got killed by Concord.
What happened?
Just clicked the wrong gate and did not double check.

TwistedPirateBear
Sh*t happens P
Enaya Wendos
Perkone
Caldari State
#13 - 2013-02-04 17:34:01 UTC
I actually shot a stargate years ago without ammo in my guns and still got owned by concord.....Roll
Tul Breetai
Impromptu Asset Requisition
#14 - 2013-02-04 17:35:22 UTC
Death by own POS with defenses set to "aggro".

There's nothing worse than an EVE player, generally considered to be top of the food chain in the MMO world, that cannot smacktalk with wit and coherency.

De'Veldrin
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2013-02-04 17:50:50 UTC
Tul Breetai wrote:
Death by own POS with defenses set to "aggro".


Guilty.

I still have a note in my client that says and I quote:

"Do not attack cans in front of your own pos".

De'Veldrin's Corollary (to Malcanis' Law): Any idea that seeks to limit the ability of a large nullsec bloc to do something in the name of allowing more small groups into sov null will inevitably make it that much harder for small groups to enter sov null.

silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#16 - 2013-02-04 17:51:23 UTC
De'Veldrin wrote:
Tul Breetai wrote:
Death by own POS with defenses set to "aggro".


Guilty.

I still have a note in my client that says and I quote:

"Do not attack cans in front of your own pos".

Likewise.

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

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silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#17 - 2013-02-04 17:52:43 UTC
MadMuppet wrote:
Dual tank in a battleship
Rant the forums that you're gonna quit
Attack a Mauler that is sitting on a gate
Gank alliance members cause you think you're great

Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die

Boosting when you're on the grid
Whine in GD like a little kid
Try to steal of PLEX out of a wreck
On a gate filled with 'Nados boosted out like heck

Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die

Win.

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc

silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#18 - 2013-02-04 17:58:18 UTC
Approach your POS with your scanning alt... Which is not in your main corp. Forget password... Oops

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc

Diamond Bull
Doomheim
#19 - 2013-02-04 18:07:18 UTC
Leave Highsec
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2013-02-04 18:07:37 UTC
Getting "stuck" between LCO's while trying to warp out of a plex because you're getting shot too much...

...and losing a faction-fit frigate because pathfinding sucks.

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104

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