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Things you would do to your ship.
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James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#21 - 2013-02-02 21:55:30 UTC
Barrogh Habalu wrote:
Hm... What's wrong with them? Well, they can look weirdly under certain light, but not that bad...

You don't think a gradient going from black to puke yellow is a terrible texture?

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Frying Doom
#22 - 2013-02-02 22:00:15 UTC
Put red racing stripes on my Orcas

So the bloody things go faster.

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Dave Stark
#23 - 2013-02-02 22:02:11 UTC
nothing. i mine, mostly afk. i'm not looking at the screen long enough to give a **** what my ships look like.
Nicolo da'Vicenza
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#24 - 2013-02-02 22:08:40 UTC
stoicfaux
#25 - 2013-02-02 22:29:24 UTC
a) Obligatory flesh tone Throax and/or Iteron V.

b) Paint any mining ship to look like a vagina, because you know, if people want to act like dicks towards miners...


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MadMuppet
Critical Mass Inc
#26 - 2013-02-02 23:50:04 UTC
Stuff like this:

Playboy F-4
http://www.anticsonline.co.uk/l.aspx?k=1000126

Japanese F-15
http://www.bharatdefencekavach.com/bharatdefence_cms/newsimages/image/00000002012year/00000001/14.jpg

or with the cherry blossom tree
http://www.amv83.fr/Asm/Sig/japon/F15/305sqn/50years-1.jpg

or any for the recent SU-35 camo jobs... like this
http://project-new-hope.com/upload/images/general/Sukhoi_Su_35_by_sciclunakris.jpg

or this
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs48/f/2009/177/0/0/SU_35_turn_by_galm11.jpg

or this
http://i.imgur.com/VjCIa.jpg

But I think I would die laughing if I could do this on the nose of a Stabber:
http://airlineworld.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/livery_santa_hit.jpg


then again. WWII type pin-up art would be awesome.

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Felicity Love
Doomheim
#27 - 2013-02-03 00:03:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Felicity Love
Probably have to put a big, red propeller on the nose..... just cuz.

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Eija-Riitta Veitonen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#28 - 2013-02-03 00:10:44 UTC
I'd just paint them black. All of them. Because black is cool! Black is the new pink.
Degren
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#29 - 2013-02-03 00:29:31 UTC
I would paint it orange and purple and in big white letters write "Anal Beads"

Then I would use a series of circles and lines to illustrate.

Or i would paint it black and put some "awesome face" decals on it with the words "I love ****"

Then use a series of circles and lines to illustrate.

I JUST GOTTA BE ME

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Ila Gant
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#30 - 2013-02-03 02:37:36 UTC
CCP Soundwave wrote:
Now, whenever we talk about customization, we inevitably end up with the issue of TTP (time to penis; the measurement of how long it takes your users to place the first penis on something). We’d need to find some way of moderating the creations before they hit the general public, while at the same time keeping a relatively easy to use and fluid creation/distribution process. But yeah, having the stuff be made and traded by players would be amazing.

Still one of the funniest metrics I've heard of.

Link: http://www.mmorpg.com/gamelist.cfm/game/14/feature/5410/EVE-Online-Kristoffer-CCP-Soundwave-Touborg-Interview.html
ChYph3r
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#31 - 2013-02-03 02:50:27 UTC
Ila Gant wrote:
CCP Soundwave wrote:
Now, whenever we talk about customization, we inevitably end up with the issue of TTP (time to *****; the measurement of how long it takes your users to place the first ***** on something). We’d need to find some way of moderating the creations before they hit the general public, while at the same time keeping a relatively easy to use and fluid creation/distribution process. But yeah, having the stuff be made and traded by players would be amazing.

Still one of the funniest metrics I've heard of.

Link: http://www.mmorpg.com/gamelist.cfm/game/14/feature/5410/EVE-Online-Kristoffer-CCP-Soundwave-Touborg-Interview.html



you know he was thinking about TEST and Goons when he said that, because we will have the first cocks on our ships!

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Nexus Day
Lustrevik Trade and Travel Bureau
#32 - 2013-02-03 03:09:36 UTC
I would paint a bright red square viewable from all sides.
Dersen Lowery
The Scope
#33 - 2013-02-03 03:20:11 UTC
I'd have a wraparound Escher design, unless it was a Nightmare, in which case I'd turn it into a snowman in a hockey mask.

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Shinzhi Xadi
Doomheim
#34 - 2013-02-03 04:35:08 UTC
I would love to have a white theme paint job. Like the old comstar mechs in the lore of battletech/mechwarrior.

I know custom graphics is a huge undertaking by CCP, but what about just letting us change the tint of the existing graphics we have, and change the color of the lights on the ship/guns. It would give us all sorts of themes and color styles without needing all new graphics Say, instead of brick red, gunmetal, and brass for the paladin, it could be as for my comstar theme, white, offwhite, and gunmetal. Something like that.

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Mesacc
New Big Dog Mining
#35 - 2013-02-03 04:36:07 UTC
I would make all my ships symmetrical.
Bane Necran
Appono Astos
#36 - 2013-02-03 05:07:05 UTC
I'd probably have KMFDM in giant letters on every single ship. Or maybe some flames down the side in classic hotrod style.

Mr Epeen wrote:
The responses so far to the OP and the many to follow show why custom painting is a truly bad idea.

Mr Epeen Cool


You don't have to like what other people do to their ships. In fact if you hate what they've done, that's incentive to destroy it. P

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Ila Gant
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#37 - 2013-02-03 05:30:54 UTC
ChYph3r wrote:
Ila Gant wrote:
CCP Soundwave wrote:
Now, whenever we talk about customization, we inevitably end up with the issue of TTP (time to *****; the measurement of how long it takes your users to place the first ***** on something). We’d need to find some way of moderating the creations before they hit the general public, while at the same time keeping a relatively easy to use and fluid creation/distribution process. But yeah, having the stuff be made and traded by players would be amazing.

Still one of the funniest metrics I've heard of.

Link: http://www.mmorpg.com/gamelist.cfm/game/14/feature/5410/EVE-Online-Kristoffer-CCP-Soundwave-Touborg-Interview.html



you know he was thinking about TEST and Goons when he said that, because we will have the first cocks on our ships!

I prefer pinups on ships / planes, but that's just me I guess.
Falin Whalen
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#38 - 2013-02-03 05:34:23 UTC
http://images.mmorpg.com/images/galleries/full/312008/322c9d29-db56-4f12-8e81-30505459d9c4.jpg

http://2ndanomalyfromtheleft.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/hellokittyapoc.jpg

Kinda makes you go "Daww." even while you explode.

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#39 - 2013-02-03 06:00:37 UTC
Ila Gant wrote:
ChYph3r wrote:
Ila Gant wrote:
CCP Soundwave wrote:
Now, whenever we talk about customization, we inevitably end up with the issue of TTP (time to *****; the measurement of how long it takes your users to place the first ***** on something). We’d need to find some way of moderating the creations before they hit the general public, while at the same time keeping a relatively easy to use and fluid creation/distribution process. But yeah, having the stuff be made and traded by players would be amazing.

Still one of the funniest metrics I've heard of.

Link: http://www.mmorpg.com/gamelist.cfm/game/14/feature/5410/EVE-Online-Kristoffer-CCP-Soundwave-Touborg-Interview.html



you know he was thinking about TEST and Goons when he said that, because we will have the first cocks on our ships!

I prefer pinups on ships / planes, but that's just me I guess.


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Krazynikomo
Perkone
Caldari State
#40 - 2013-02-03 06:20:48 UTC
A speared bee decal on the hood of whatever I'm flying on, that would be nice.
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