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XrayZII
4S Corporation
The Initiative.
#21 - 2013-02-01 08:06:22 UTC
joyous the wrote:
"bro, do you even lift"


I Vote on this for new punch line (spelling?) of the year, 2013.

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Candy Oshea
Techfree Investment Group
#22 - 2013-02-01 12:17:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Candy Oshea
flakeys 60b investment & Grison interstallar + MD Ladies


This just in,

flakeys seen earlier today flirting with the SCC call centre girls, received some good news with the return of a 60b investment, made right here in MD. when asked why he took the risk he made the following comments:

"Often the difference between a successful man and a failure is not one's better abilities or ideas, but the courage that one has to bet on his ideas, to take a calculated risk, and to act." - flakeys. As usual our camera crew were on the scene.

While we the news team believe he took the risk, other speculated that it was an "Alt", and it was simply a rep grinding ploy.The interest rate was a staggering 4.5%, although it was fully "collateralized" the hassle of selling 60b worth of product is a high risk. it's estimated flakeys walked away with a staggering 2.7b cherry on top. its any wonder the Quafe's are on him.

As you can see from the picture, Coojaw, recently went public with Cajun Fast Mart - low rate loans, was spotted talking to the groundskeeper, and taking samples of grass, and other biological matter with him, in a specially designed Coffee container, donated by Coffee INC. As the camera crew Approached him, he had no comments.

Also Spotted is Grendall, in the backgorund, well known middle man for largish MD deals, this reporter suspects he was greasing the wheels for a large chunk of flakeys 60b, into his GIRT fund, the long term & stable MD offering.

In other news, Grison interstellar, well known for there research on the effects of weaponized coffee & titan class vessels, have come away with a post of the month award, for this post: it is suspected that "Collatorol" will be a new MD meme, along with Jerry Pepridge's world famous, pledging of the 20b ceremony.

The CEO & philanthropist, Alex Grison Had these words to say about the matter, outside his beverly hills acerage. "Yeh, Nah look he had it coming, he was trolling guys, thats no rectangular matter." - Alex Grison.

thats all we have time for today.
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Feel free to post your Character's pic in creation mode, a few angles would be good!, makes your face match more images, prolly get used more.

iCandy  - I have accidently swallowed some Scrabble tiles, my next shit could spell disaster!
flakeys
Doomheim
#23 - 2013-02-01 14:03:28 UTC
Jerry T Pepridge wrote:
needs more desperate loners in here. flakeys shave your neckbeard and go outside sunlight is good bro, do you even lift ffs?

@OP subtle troll is too subtle, that manager scrub missed the sarcasm i think, i didn't.



My milk is less white then you , talk about going outside Shocked

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
flakeys
Doomheim
#24 - 2013-02-01 14:04:30 UTC  |  Edited by: flakeys
Kara Books wrote:
Likes have bin made on this day.

requesting in on the fighting =)

(edit)
Would be nice to see With chicken wings


Ah there she is , the sunlight on the dark forums.

Candy Oshea wrote:
it's estimated flakeys walked away with a staggering 2.7b cherry on top. its any wonder the Quafe's are on him.




You do know i'm dutch right?We don't 'give' stuff , we only take .

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Claire Coffee
Coffee Inc
#25 - 2013-02-01 15:40:29 UTC
Candy Oshea wrote:


The CEO & philanthropist, Alex Grison Had these words to say about the matter, outside his beverly hills acerage. "Yeh, Nah look he had it coming, he was trolling guys, thats no rectangular matter." - Alex Grison.


DON'T let flakeys watch this picture. He might start licking the screen Big smile
GJ

[b]DRINK COFFEE Do stupid things Faster with More Energy[/b]
Ambo
Rattini Tribe
Minmatar Fleet Alliance
#26 - 2013-02-01 16:02:01 UTC
I am amused. Thanks Smile
Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#27 - 2013-02-01 18:03:38 UTC
Claire Coffee wrote:
Candy Oshea wrote:


The CEO & philanthropist, Alex Grison Had these words to say about the matter, outside his beverly hills acerage. "Yeh, Nah look he had it coming, he was trolling guys, thats no rectangular matter." - Alex Grison.


DON'T let flakeys watch this picture. He might start licking the screen Big smile
GJ


I watch pictures sometimes.

yes
Claire Coffee
Coffee Inc
#28 - 2013-02-01 19:41:32 UTC
Alex Grison wrote:

I watch pictures sometimes.


no surprise, they're all rectangular.

[b]DRINK COFFEE Do stupid things Faster with More Energy[/b]
SinTeryx
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#29 - 2013-02-02 01:17:08 UTC
Claire Coffee wrote:
Alex Grison wrote:

I watch pictures sometimes.


no surprise, they're all rectangular.


Winning.

@OP....any chance you can sneak a awkward fat asian investor into one of these :) ?

These may as well be farts in the wind but I have had a few beers since the start of this thread.
Candy Oshea
Techfree Investment Group
#30 - 2013-02-02 02:54:34 UTC
flakeys wrote:
You do know i'm dutch right?We don't 'give' stuff , we only take .


lol, oh come on :p you are mad you didn't get shopped with Kara?

Maybe next time :p


Ambo wrote:
I am amused. Thanks Smile


You're welcome.

SinTeryx wrote:
Winning.

@OP....any chance you can sneak a awkward fat asian investor into one of these :) ?


Maybe, see what happens over the weekend, i'd very much like these little stories/pictures to match whats going on in the actual forums.

Hrmmm, wander what Coojaw & Coffee INC are up too ...

iCandy  - I have accidently swallowed some Scrabble tiles, my next shit could spell disaster!
Claire Coffee
Coffee Inc
#31 - 2013-02-02 04:26:39 UTC
Candy Oshea wrote:

Hrmmm, wander what Coojaw & Coffee INC are up too ...


Coffee Inc suffered and disastrous loss of 40 millions isk due to blind-typing sell order price and getting it wrong Lol

[b]DRINK COFFEE Do stupid things Faster with More Energy[/b]
Koronakesh
Seekers of a Silent Paradise
#32 - 2013-02-02 05:02:04 UTC
Happily subbing to this here thread.

SASPR Amir al-Mu'minin
enterprisePSI
#33 - 2013-02-02 08:09:03 UTC
Military experts are calling this an awesome thread.

The tears of the many, outweigh the tears of the few. Or the one. enterprise-psi©
flakeys
Doomheim
#34 - 2013-02-02 09:19:28 UTC  |  Edited by: flakeys
Claire Coffee wrote:
Candy Oshea wrote:

Hrmmm, wander what Coojaw & Coffee INC are up too ...


Coffee Inc suffered and disastrous loss of 40 millions isk due to blind-typing sell order price and getting it wrong Lol



No worries dear , i suffered 400m due to typo last wednesday Lol .... contribution to the isksink



Candy Oshea wrote:
flakeys wrote:
You do know i'm dutch right?We don't 'give' stuff , we only take .


lol, oh come on :p you are mad you didn't get shopped with Kara?

...


I got some ideas involving kara , claire and a pokemon toy ....

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
kEwL dOOd
kEwL kORp
#35 - 2013-02-02 09:49:18 UTC
Candy Oshea wrote:
Joshua Vaughn Lampen wrote:
Candy Oshea wrote:
Hehe just a bit of fun.

Will definetly continue to make these MD threads/pictures/stories, although not all of them will be about the horrible 2013 mailing list conflict.

Glad you enjoyed it.


I DEMAND one about me.


NO YOU!

Your portrait is bad, no offense, but small/dark/facing 1 direction make things hard. redo it and improve the lighting.

Ill try and shop in as many players as possible next time.

Portrait advice from you, really?
Candy Oshea
Techfree Investment Group
#36 - 2013-02-02 10:18:50 UTC
kEwL dOOd wrote:

Portrait advice from you, really?


For a small fee, sure.

flakeys wrote:

I got some ideas involving kara , claire and a pokemon toy ....


Gonna be hard to come up a story without implying you're a dirty old perv :p

Claire Coffee wrote:
Candy Oshea wrote:

Hrmmm, wander what Coojaw & Coffee INC are up too ...


Coffee Inc suffered and disastrous loss of 40 millions isk due to blind-typing sell order price and getting it wrong Lol


I fear it's something far more sinister than that, what would Coffee INC containers & grass clippings from Barcelona FC stadium have in common. Ugh

iCandy  - I have accidently swallowed some Scrabble tiles, my next shit could spell disaster!
flakeys
Doomheim
#37 - 2013-02-02 10:34:24 UTC
Candy Oshea wrote:
flakeys wrote:

I got some ideas involving kara , claire and a pokemon toy ....


Gonna be hard to come up a story without implying you're a dirty old perv :p




I'm not old ....

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
W3370Pi4
State War Academy
Caldari State
#38 - 2013-02-02 14:03:23 UTC
He is not denying that he is a perv tough
flakeys
Doomheim
#39 - 2013-02-02 15:03:17 UTC
W3370Pi4 wrote:
He is not denying that he is a perv tough



The mailing list rager get's it ....

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
W3370Pi4
State War Academy
Caldari State
#40 - 2013-02-02 15:09:58 UTC
rawr rawr respect the rules or you give me munayyy lots of it