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Local Troll for hire.
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the teddybear
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#1 - 2013-02-02 01:27:56 UTC
Want to get your enemies out and about because someone insulted their mothers and/or sisters whose existence is questionable?
Need some ratters in some random nullsec system to get angry because hey are called out on being scrubs then you murder their ships?
Want someone to provide lulz as they troll your incompetent FC for being an idiot and calling a CTA for a structure grind?


If so, hire me!
standard rate is as follows:
50 mil a day a system you want to be trolled hardcore and/or propaganda spewing.

AttentionReactions not allways guaranteed, most occurrences may result in textual dubstepping in local with a bunch of flaming about how bad the holder of the system is. Tears supplied may be fake or not as sweet as they could be since you were too lazy to do it yourself.


Note: This offer does not apply for high sec because too many crap mercs already spew their filth about like a hand towel in a bar bathroom.

My post anger you? too bad, suck it up and move along.
Sheppard Aubaris
Ace Industries
#2 - 2013-02-02 01:59:39 UTC
I condone and support these services.
de4deye
Terra Nova Innovations
Sedition.
#3 - 2013-02-02 02:06:39 UTC
the teddybear is fully supported by me, excellent service.
terzho
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4 - 2013-02-02 08:19:58 UTC
lol
Zol Interbottom
Blimp Requisition Services
#5 - 2013-02-02 08:22:32 UTC
get out of here, this is my territory

"If you're quitting for the 3rd time you clearly ain't quitting" - Chribba
the teddybear
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#6 - 2013-02-02 18:27:50 UTC
Zol Interbottom wrote:
get out of here, this is my territory

This universe aint big enuf for the two of us, iI challenge you to a dual on main street at noon. You either be there, or be a panzy.

My post anger you? too bad, suck it up and move along.
Alana Charen-Teng
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2013-02-03 04:40:57 UTC
Mercenary corporations use killboards as their credentials. Perhaps you could provide chatlogs, so potential clients may judge your effectiveness?
iskflakes
#8 - 2013-02-03 04:49:48 UTC
The system I would like to be trolled is "Jita"

Isk has been sent

Make me proud

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Zol Interbottom
Blimp Requisition Services
#9 - 2013-02-03 07:58:35 UTC
the teddybear wrote:
Zol Interbottom wrote:
get out of here, this is my territory

This universe aint big enuf for the two of us, iI challenge you to a dual on main street at noon. You either be there, or be a panzy.


your on

"If you're quitting for the 3rd time you clearly ain't quitting" - Chribba
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#10 - 2013-02-03 11:11:28 UTC
Try doing something useful.....even ice mining is more fun and I hate mining. P

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#11 - 2013-02-03 20:05:18 UTC
Just an FYI...I am the troll king. I'll make your eve life annoying as hell. Best of all...I work pro bono.
So forget so called trolls and feed the troll king.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Zol Interbottom
Blimp Requisition Services
#12 - 2013-02-04 01:50:06 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Just an FYI...I am the troll king. I'll make your eve life annoying as hell. Best of all...I work pro bono.
So forget so called trolls and feed the troll king.


Last time I checked ou make an ass of yourself and claim it is trolling when called out on it

"If you're quitting for the 3rd time you clearly ain't quitting" - Chribba
the teddybear
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#13 - 2013-02-04 03:36:07 UTC
Zol Interbottom wrote:
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Just an FYI...I am the troll king. I'll make your eve life annoying as hell. Best of all...I work pro bono.
So forget so called trolls and feed the troll king.


Last time I checked ou make an ass of yourself and claim it is trolling when called out on it

true story, still no takers :( at any rate, the superbowl is stupid this year..

My post anger you? too bad, suck it up and move along.
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#14 - 2013-02-04 07:56:48 UTC
good thread...gooood!

TunDraGon is recruiting! "Also, your boobs [:o] "   CCP Eterne, 2012 "When in doubt...make a diȼk joke." Robin Williams - RIP
Dilligafmofo
3WAYFOUNDATIONS
New Miner's Union
#15 - 2013-02-04 08:31:28 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Just an FYI...I am the troll king. I'll make your eve life annoying as hell. Best of all...I work pro bono.
So forget so called trolls and feed the troll king.



I thought you quit before Christmas, must have been trolled.


Why you litlle............Oops
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#16 - 2013-02-04 22:54:54 UTC
the teddybear wrote:
Zol Interbottom wrote:
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Just an FYI...I am the troll king. I'll make your eve life annoying as hell. Best of all...I work pro bono.
So forget so called trolls and feed the troll king.


Last time I checked ou make an ass of yourself and claim it is trolling when called out on it

true story, still no takers :( at any rate, the superbowl is stupid this year..


Well...last I heard... ..I never heard of you. No one calls out the king troll. Nice fail thread BTW. Free bump for a learner troll.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
the teddybear
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#17 - 2013-02-04 23:14:41 UTC  |  Edited by: the teddybear
HoleySheet1 wrote:
the teddybear wrote:
Zol Interbottom wrote:
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Just an FYI...I am the troll king. I'll make your eve life annoying as hell. Best of all...I work pro bono.
So forget so called trolls and feed the troll king.


Last time I checked ou make an ass of yourself and claim it is trolling when called out on it

true story, still no takers :( at any rate, the superbowl is stupid this year..


Well...last I heard... ..I never heard of you. No one calls out the king troll. Nice fail thread BTW. Free bump for a learner troll.

Thing is i can say the same about yourself as well, eve is a fairly large place, it is easy to make that claim. What you fail to understand is the art, it is to get a reaction from someone and you have proven to be a weak example but still an example nevertheless. These services are quite legitimate and anyone is able to hire it, thank you for the entertainment while it lasted though.

My post anger you? too bad, suck it up and move along.
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#18 - 2013-02-04 23:21:04 UTC
You just got trolled little one. The art is one I've perfected...you're just a follower. Never a leader.
You may kneel.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#19 - 2013-02-05 04:03:51 UTC
Someone should pay him to troll an empty system for a week.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
the teddybear
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#20 - 2013-02-05 05:57:38 UTC  |  Edited by: the teddybear
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
Someone should pay him to troll an empty system for a week.

funny story, if that happens i make cargo can pictures all over the system's gates, belts, moons and planets...

pr0 edit, they may and/or may not be suggestive

My post anger you? too bad, suck it up and move along.
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