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Favorite ship to get a DUI with
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Hakaimono
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2013-02-01 16:56:33 UTC
You've had a long day. A bad day. One of those days that make you want to hit the booze cabinet and empty its contents.

Now you log on and want to roam low/null/wh to wash the bourbon down with some tears, but you want to do it carelessly because you're drunk and don't care how much isk you lose or how embarassing the killmail would be once you're popped.

What do you fly, how would you fit it, and give a short example of what might happen.
Daniel Plain
Doomheim
#2 - 2013-02-01 17:31:44 UTC
ham drake?

I should buy an Ishtar.
Drake Doe
88Th Tax Haven
#3 - 2013-02-01 17:37:12 UTC
Fed navy Comet, only because Concord doesn't pull me over then.

"The homogenization of EVE began when Gallente and Caldari started sharing a weapon system."---Vermaak Doe-- "Ohh squabbles ohh I love my dust trolls like watching an episode of Maury with less " Is he my Dad " but more of " My Neighbor took a dump on my lawn " good episode! pops more corn" ---Evernub--
Liang Nuren
No Salvation
Divine Damnation
#4 - 2013-02-01 18:33:32 UTC
I have a lot of fraps of me doing really stupid things in Drakes and Brutixes while completely hammered. I ran a solo Scimitar while so drunk I don't remember the fight and that turned out fairly well too.

-Liang

I'm an idiot, don't mind me.
Fireflyb1
Walden 2.0
#5 - 2013-02-01 19:06:20 UTC
vindi with officer autocannons, estamel adaptive's, and reinforced bulkheads

do it :P
Anachronic
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2013-02-01 19:33:26 UTC
Fireflyb1 wrote:
vindi with officer autocannons, estamel adaptive's, and reinforced bulkheads

do it :P


that's the biggest bullseye for gankers I've seen in a while....
MadMuppet
Critical Mass Inc
#7 - 2013-02-01 19:35:44 UTC
Rocket Drake with 100mn AB. You'll need to get close because the targets will be blurry.

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Marcus Harikari
#8 - 2013-02-01 20:13:19 UTC
Leviathan. Because.
Hakaimono
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2013-02-01 20:17:07 UTC
One thing I noticed is that drones aren't fun when drunk. Can't tell you how many times I warped away and realized I left my hobs after I turned in the mission.
Ship of choice is anything with blasters. A Catalyst with a full gank fit is just hilarious and fun to roam with. Cheap too.
Hakaimono
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2013-02-01 20:18:37 UTC
Fireflyb1 wrote:
vindi with officer autocannons, estamel adaptive's, and reinforced bulkheads

do it :P

That's a good "I'm quitting EVE" ship.
Glathull
Warlock Assassins
#11 - 2013-02-01 20:45:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Glathull
Badger mk 2 loaded with 35 bn worth of BPOs and faction fitting goodies. Completely unfit. Autopiloting through high sec.


God that was a shittastic night. All I remember were the ganker tears when almost nothing dropped. I think it was maybe one BPO that survived.

I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon
MadMuppet
Critical Mass Inc
#12 - 2013-02-02 01:18:09 UTC
Here it is, i knew I left my drinking ship somewhere...

http://i.imgur.com/hCjqUfu.jpg

Hold My Beer #2

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Hakaimono
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2013-02-02 02:58:53 UTC
MadMuppet wrote:
Here it is, i knew I left my drinking ship somewhere...

http://i.imgur.com/hCjqUfu.jpg

Hold My Beer #2

That looks fun. How fast does it go with the AB on?
Kusum Fawn
Perkone
Caldari State
#14 - 2013-02-02 03:33:16 UTC
it says in the image 839,3

Its not possible to please all the people all the time, but it sure as hell is possible to Displease all the people, most of the time.
MadMuppet
Critical Mass Inc
#15 - 2013-02-02 12:59:02 UTC
Kusum Fawn wrote:
it says in the image 839,3

Yeah, but realistically it goes about 750 tops in combat. To paraphrase the The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe, "Looks like a fish, moves like a fish, turns like a cow." I did a few L3s in it last night and I should probably fit a MWD instead because even with the 100mn AB the acceleration is horrible.

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