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▌Cajun Fast Mart ▌5B available for Collatorol Loan ▌ Clean Version
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Cooyaw
State War Academy
Caldari State
#1 - 2013-02-01 16:46:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Cooyaw
Need a Loan?





  • i'm offering loans of up to 5 bil at 1-3%



  • must have collateral worth principle and first two weeks interest



  • i will not give you a uncollateralized loan



  • contact me here or in game.



  • Collateral will be delivered via contract at the sum of loan request
Varius Xeral
Doomheim
#2 - 2013-02-01 17:07:10 UTC
I would like an uncollateralized loan for the full amount.

Please send asap, ty.

Official Representative of The Nullsec Zealot Cabal
Cooyaw
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3 - 2013-02-01 17:14:53 UTC
deja vu
Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#4 - 2013-02-01 17:22:32 UTC
You should offer loans with only 50% Collateral coverage. But only if the borrower shows you an active prescription for Collaterol issued by concord.

yes
Aphelion Thunderclap
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#5 - 2013-02-01 17:39:55 UTC
Cooyaw Contact me 1.6bil needed Providence as Collateral and offering you 5% on two weeks loan period
Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#6 - 2013-02-01 17:45:59 UTC
Aphelion Thunderclap wrote:
Cooyaw Contact me 1.6bil needed Providence as Collateral and offering you 5% on two weeks loan period


are you willing to pee in a cup?

yes
Aphelion Thunderclap
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#7 - 2013-02-01 18:30:48 UTC
happy to say he denied me at 5% said it was to much Big smile
Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#8 - 2013-02-01 18:46:49 UTC
Aphelion Thunderclap wrote:
happy to say he denied me at 5% said it was to much Big smile


Please feel free to request a loan via Grison Interstellar

yes
Brandon Syne
Straxus Innovations
#9 - 2013-02-01 19:12:19 UTC
Whose ass is it compounded in this time?
Cooyaw
State War Academy
Caldari State
#10 - 2013-02-01 19:25:33 UTC
Brandon Syne wrote:
Whose ass is it compounded in this time?


dammit, don't get another one of my threads locked Brandon
Claire Coffee
Coffee Inc
#11 - 2013-02-01 19:40:06 UTC
I believe this thread isn't going to be any more disastrous than the previous Cool

[b]DRINK COFFEE Do stupid things Faster with More Energy[/b]
Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#12 - 2013-02-01 22:16:35 UTC
Claire Coffee wrote:
I believe this thread isn't going to be any more disastrous than the previous Cool


I just drank a lot of coffee.

And I am pleased to report that I was able to staple myself to the wall by my clothes 45% faster than I would have been able to without the coffee.

yes
SinTeryx
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2013-02-02 00:35:46 UTC
Alex Grison wrote:
Claire Coffee wrote:
I believe this thread isn't going to be any more disastrous than the previous Cool


I just drank a lot of coffee.

And I am pleased to report that I was able to staple myself to the wall by my clothes 45% faster than I would have been able to without the coffee.


Winning ^

So @OP. I will offer 300% collateral at .003% interest. Seeing as you're last post was a troll (.0752/10). Can this be locked please?

These may as well be farts in the wind but I have had a few beers since the start of this thread.
Arronicus
State War Academy
Caldari State
#14 - 2013-02-03 09:33:03 UTC
I'm out of Collatorol. Do you accept Vicodin or Ritalin?
Cooyaw
State War Academy
Caldari State
#15 - 2013-02-03 16:36:14 UTC
Arronicus wrote:
I'm out of Collatorol. Do you accept Vicodin or Ritalin?


yes to the first, no to the second