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Posta Wifda Mosta
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#21 - 2013-01-31 21:44:31 UTC
I heard that if you own a prostitute, after around nine months you get a free alt !!!!!
oldbutfeelingyoung
Perkone
Caldari State
#22 - 2013-01-31 21:50:43 UTC
Posta Wifda Mosta wrote:
I heard that if you own a prostitute, after around nine months you get a free alt !!!!!



I heard about this rumor around 9 months ago ............................................................................................................................................................................no alts here ..................................................................................................only sleepless nights

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Posta Wifda Mosta
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#23 - 2013-01-31 21:52:50 UTC
oldbutfeelingyoung wrote:
Posta Wifda Mosta wrote:
I heard that if you own a prostitute, after around nine months you get a free alt !!!!!



I heard about this rumor around 9 months ago ............................................................................................................................................................................no alts here ..................................................................................................only sleepless nights


I think you need to load ammo in your gun.
oldbutfeelingyoung
Perkone
Caldari State
#24 - 2013-01-31 22:00:12 UTC
Posta Wifda Mosta wrote:
oldbutfeelingyoung wrote:
Posta Wifda Mosta wrote:
I heard that if you own a prostitute, after around nine months you get a free alt !!!!!



I heard about this rumor around 9 months ago ............................................................................................................................................................................no alts here ..................................................................................................only sleepless nights


I think you need to load ammo in your gun.



i wish i did not Blink

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#25 - 2013-01-31 22:02:34 UTC
Posta Wifda Mosta wrote:
I heard that if you own a prostitute, after around nine months you get a free alt !!!!!


Only if you keep the coat hangers locked up Straight

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Posta Wifda Mosta
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#26 - 2013-01-31 22:11:47 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Posta Wifda Mosta wrote:
I heard that if you own a prostitute, after around nine months you get a free alt !!!!!


Only if you keep the coat hangers locked up Straight


ShockedWhat?SmileRoll
Maxpie
MUSE LLP
#27 - 2013-01-31 22:21:48 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
They may have been recently seeded to players under the guise of "little helpers"...but we all know what they are and what we all plan to do with them once the lights go out. Unless you like it with the lights on...in which case who cares what they think because theyre prostitutes.


Seeded. Nice.

No good deed goes unpunished
oldbutfeelingyoung
Perkone
Caldari State
#28 - 2013-01-31 22:34:55 UTC
Maxpie wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
They may have been recently seeded to players under the guise of "little helpers"...but we all know what they are and what we all plan to do with them once the lights go out. Unless you like it with the lights on...in which case who cares what they think because theyre prostitutes.


Seeded. Nice.


Shocked

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Rellik B00n
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#29 - 2013-01-31 22:53:24 UTC
Gogela wrote:
Came for the prostitutes... left disappointed. Sad


dont you mean drained?
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oldbutfeelingyoung
Perkone
Caldari State
#30 - 2013-01-31 22:54:59 UTC
Rellik B00n wrote:
Gogela wrote:
Came for the prostitutes... left disappointed. Sad


dont you mean drained?


Or he did not have enough ISK .

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Ifly Uwalk
Perkone
Caldari State
#31 - 2013-01-31 23:00:57 UTC
Maxpie wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
They may have been recently seeded to players under the guise of "little helpers"...but we all know what they are and what we all plan to do with them once the lights go out. Unless you like it with the lights on...in which case who cares what they think because theyre prostitutes.


Seeded. Nice.

ell oh ell
Shamus O'Reilly
Candy Cabal
#32 - 2013-01-31 23:31:50 UTC
This thread is full of win

"I swear there are more people complaining over "nullsecers complaining" then actual nullsec people complaining."
Empress Siri
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#33 - 2013-01-31 23:40:01 UTC
Luv u long time? 5isk 5isk

Remember to be kind and not store your human livestock I small cans....also add air holes...and food.


I left 5,000 homeless in a can with slaver hounds and came back a week later to bones.....


~E~
fukier
Gallente Federation
#34 - 2013-01-31 23:51:17 UTC
CCP Eterne wrote:
I know this is going to be tough for everyone, but PLEASE keep this thread clean of any inappropriate language. You can discuss the commodity, and even make jokes, but do not be explicit.



are you trying to "trick" me into something?
At the end of the game both the pawn and the Queen go in the same box.
Nexus Day
Lustrevik Trade and Travel Bureau
#35 - 2013-02-01 01:02:23 UTC
My bad. Thought this thread was about Fanfest.
yer mammy
Federal Defense Union
Gallente Federation
#36 - 2013-02-01 01:10:12 UTC
i'm still here
Vran DalEsra
Vran DalEsra Corporation
#37 - 2013-02-02 08:52:55 UTC
First thread in a while that deserved a real LOL.
GreenSeed
#38 - 2013-02-02 09:06:55 UTC
Mag's wrote:
They are still in game and listed as livestock.

all jokes aside, i was offended to the point of almost leaving the game all together in my first week of eve after finding that out.

srsly CCP, get your crap in order.

and no, im not being overly sensitive here, i don't mind the prostitutes, i don't mind the sex slaves, i do mind the livestock. its a bit too misogynistic.
Casirio
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#39 - 2013-02-02 09:21:16 UTC
GreenSeed wrote:
Mag's wrote:
They are still in game and listed as livestock.

all jokes aside, i was offended to the point of almost leaving the game all together in my first week of eve after finding that out.

srsly CCP, get your crap in order.

and no, im not being overly sensitive here, i don't mind the prostitutes, i don't mind the sex slaves, i do mind the livestock. its a bit too misogynistic.


hmm.. Roll interesting...
dexington
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#40 - 2013-02-02 09:39:03 UTC
GreenSeed wrote:
Mag's wrote:
They are still in game and listed as livestock.

all jokes aside, i was offended to the point of almost leaving the game all together in my first week of eve after finding that out.

srsly CCP, get your crap in order.

and no, im not being overly sensitive here, i don't mind the prostitutes, i don't mind the sex slaves, i do mind the livestock. its a bit too misogynistic.


On a market where you can by weapons, drugs, various machines designed for war and a wide variety of slaves/forced labor, you got offended by the prostitutes... eve don't need your kind or your weak sense of moral. The icon does show a women, but the text says 'An individual who provides sexual services in exchange for currency', it's not only women being sold.

I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous.
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