My EVE

A parody of The Rolling Stones' song Satisfaction, set in the realm of the average Eve player. Inspired by and dedicated to the players of Somer Blink.

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"(I Can't Get No) Blinking Action"

I can't get no blinking action
I can't get no pirate faction
'But I tried, and I try, and I try, and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no
When I'm flyin' in my Rohk
And that man comes in the channel
And he's tellin' me "promos galore!"
For some pirate faction spaceships
Got me startin' my imagination
I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say

I can't get no blinking action
I can't get no pirate faction
'But I tried, and I try, and I try, and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no
When I'm watchin' my PC
And a man in Jita tells me
The ISK I'll be sure to see
But he can't be a scam 'cause he doesn't play
The game anymore, you see
I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say

I can't get no blinking action
I can't get no pirate faction
But I try, and I try, and I try, and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no
When I'm flyin' past a world
And I'm haulin' this and I'm shooting that
And I'm tryin' to make some dough
Agent tells me "Pilot better come back, standings are weak"
Cause you see I'm on a losing streak
I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say

I can't get no, I can't get no
I can't get no blinking action
No blinking action, no blinking action, no pirate faction

oh no no no

while at first i thought that it sounds better than expected it soon became what i expected, but then







made me say
oh no no no