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WARNING: RvB is a scam! They pretend to fight but secretly plot to hi-sec gank your noctis! w/video
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AkJon Ferguson
JC Ferguson and Son Ltd
Ferguson Alliance
#1 - 2013-01-29 18:35:05 UTC
Did you believe RvB's propaganda that they're some sort of casual-friendly killmail-whoring hi-sec PVP organization? Nothing could be further from the truth!!! They are a wily band of hi-sec griefers and elite gankers bent on the wholesale destruction of noctises everywhere and I have the video proof!

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You can sit through the first 7 hours of the video as they patiently stalk their quarry like the skilled, cunning, vile assassins that they are, or you can just jump to 7:12:15 and witness their skullduggery with your own eyes!
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#2 - 2013-01-29 18:47:47 UTC
You want me to trudge thru 7+ hours of footage just to see a good part? WTF is this...Lord of the Rings?!?!??!

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Haedonism Bot
People for the Ethical Treatment of Rogue Drones
#3 - 2013-01-29 20:20:56 UTC
It took them seven hours to find a Noctis to gank?

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Vote Sabriz Adoudel and Tora Bushido for CSMX. Keep the Evil in EVE!
AkJon Ferguson
JC Ferguson and Son Ltd
Ferguson Alliance
#4 - 2013-01-29 21:12:32 UTC
Haedonism Bot wrote:
It took them seven hours to find a Noctis to gank?

My good sir, you have obviously never ganked a Noctis. It's not like shooting POSes or hitting a doomsday button or massacring a capital fleet or whatever tedious and mundane nullsec activity you might be accustomed to. The 18 highly trained pilots on this gank all had to execute perfectly, of course they needed to prepare!
loyalanon
The Conference Elite
The Conference
#5 - 2013-01-30 00:40:04 UTC
AkJon Ferguson wrote:
Haedonism Bot wrote:
It took them seven hours to find a Noctis to gank?

My good sir, you have obviously never ganked a Noctis. It's not like shooting POSes or hitting a doomsday button or massacring a capital fleet or whatever tedious and mundane nullsec activity you might be accustomed to. The 18 highly trained pilots on this gank all had to execute perfectly, of course they needed to prepare!


lol qq more bro
Claire Coffee
Coffee Inc
#6 - 2013-01-30 01:08:37 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
WTF is this...Lord of the Rings?!?!??!

chuckled a bit Lol

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Krystal Blades
Crystal Sabers
#7 - 2013-01-30 21:46:41 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
You want me to trudge thru 7+ hours of footage just to see a good part? WTF is this...Lord of the Rings?!?!??!



Ouch, Spit cola out my nose when I read that. Awesomeness.
Whitehound
#8 - 2013-01-30 22:35:18 UTC
TL;DR: OP salvages peacefully away in Poinen, where hundreds of RvB pilots shoot each other, and loots their wrecks (blue ones). Then after 7 hours does someone at RvB have the right idea, but the gank actually failed.

Loss is meaningful. Therefore is the loss of meaning likewise meaningful. It is the source of all trolling.
Caerfinon
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#9 - 2013-01-31 00:10:01 UTC
AkJon Ferguson wrote:
... they patiently stalk their quarry...


This is not the way of our people. Too time consuming.

Cheers C.

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galenwade
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2013-01-31 01:08:18 UTC
Whitehound wrote:
TL;DR: OP salvages peacefully away in Poinen, where hundreds of RvB pilots shoot each other, and loots their wrecks (blue ones). Then after 7 hours does someone at RvB have the right idea, but the gank actually failed.




Confirming we failed at ganking a salavger... but we did get a hulk Lol




Oh and we failed at a orca as well,
Tragot Gomndor
Three Sword Inc
#11 - 2013-01-31 07:28:49 UTC
the funny part is that duckface fergenson (comeon, get a better looking face) wants 50mil isk for the killright of one failed ganker... but you're right, the whole mass ffa was only made to gank your noctis... and we will return to finish you, mwahahahaha...

NONONONONONO TO CAPS IN HIGHSEC NO
Lady Ayeipsia
BlueWaffe
#12 - 2013-01-31 15:50:40 UTC
Come on now, we ganked a navy raven too. It took 2 tries, but we did. :-)

But yeah, in 7 hours on a typical day, we could either stalk a noctis or have actual fun by killing each other 20 times or so. I think most will opt to blow each other up.
Khador Vess
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#13 - 2013-01-31 16:51:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Khador Vess
AkJon Ferguson wrote:
TLDR OP finds out hisec isnt safe


I'm just sorry we failed... i would love a duckface corpse to add to my growing collection :)

GF Mate... almost GG :)

On a side note I cant believe some of the bots.... er miners in the system, quite happily mining away while hundreds of ships explode round them... kinda like carrying on shopping while the riot goes on around you and hen wondering what happened when somone robs you :)
Lady Ayeipsia
BlueWaffe
#14 - 2013-01-31 17:20:23 UTC
Khador Vess wrote:
AkJon Ferguson wrote:
TLDR OP finds out hisec isnt safe


I'm just sorry we failed... i would love a duckface corpse to add to my growing collection :)

GF Mate... almost GG :)

On a side note I cant believe some of the bots.... er miners in the system, quite happily mining away while hundreds of ships explode round them... kinda like carrying on shopping while the riot goes on around you and hen wondering what happened when somone robs you :)


Nah, over half those miners are probably RvB alts trying to make isk to cover the next loss. LOL
Pantson Head
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#15 - 2013-01-31 23:58:27 UTC
Confirming FFA with 29,000 T1 frigs with ridonkulous fits was fun.
Laser Merlin best Merlin. AC Shield Incurus also best Merlin.
ry ry
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#16 - 2013-02-01 14:43:55 UTC
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AkJon Ferguson
cratais
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#17 - 2013-02-01 15:14:37 UTC
we are bent on the wholesale destruction of all ships.
Jimmy Gunsmythe
Sebiestor Tribe
#18 - 2013-02-02 01:12:31 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
You want me to trudge thru 7+ hours of footage just to see a good part? WTF is this...Lord of the Rings?!?!??!


Even the trees walked in those movies. Shocked

John Hancock
NEONOVUS
Mindstar Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#19 - 2013-02-03 22:20:35 UTC
Pantson Head wrote:
Confirming FFA with 29,000 T1 frigs with ridonkulous fits was fun.
Laser Merlin best Merlin. AC Shield Incurus also best Merlin.

Wait you mean I lost a chance to spend a billion on frigs go suspect mess up my k/d ratio, get podded killed blown up and podded again, then follow Luke 6:31 to the fullest all in t1 frigs of low low worth?
Well **** ***** ****** badger ************* bull ******** **** ****** luck
AkJon Ferguson
JC Ferguson and Son Ltd
Ferguson Alliance
#20 - 2013-02-04 06:47:37 UTC  |  Edited by: AkJon Ferguson
Tragot Gomndor wrote:
the funny part is that duckface fergenson (comeon, get a better looking face) wants 50mil isk for the killright of one failed ganker... but you're right, the whole mass ffa was only made to gank your noctis... and we will return to finish you, mwahahahaha...

I feared as much.

As to the pricing of each of the 18 killrights I received as a result of this terrifying ordeal, I had thought that surely these elite mercenaries would each be able to afford 50M ISK (albeit a vast sum to a humble salvager like myself) to avoid having their shiny faction battleships, with which they regularly patrol the cosmos, waylaid by a passing ganker. Sadly, only one killright has been purchased, and one assassin's maller class elite space vessel reduced to spacerubble.
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