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If the moon was made of Cheese how many people would it take to eat it?
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#21 - 2013-01-28 04:22:37 UTC
Abrazzar wrote:
And Venus' atmosphere is just really spicy mustard.


the spicy comes from the sulphuric acid clouds Big smile

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Mars Theran
Foreign Interloper
#22 - 2013-01-28 05:27:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Mars Theran
More or less 6.72 Quintillion people over 10 years, at a rate of half a kg of cheese per day. Assuming it is low fat Swiss cheese, which it would almost have to be.

edit: Small error in my calculations; I think I got it right that time. Blink
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#23 - 2013-01-28 06:05:00 UTC
Mars Theran wrote:
More or less 6.72 Quintillion people over 10 years, at a rate of half a kg of cheese per day. Assuming it is low fat Swiss cheese, which it would almost have to be.

edit: Small error in my calculations; I think I got it right that time. Blink


Pffft... low fat, only stupid people believe "low fat" actually has any effect on actual fat weight Lol

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Qaidan Alenko
Eezo-Lution Inc.
#24 - 2013-01-28 16:07:00 UTC
As a Wisconsinite.... I would have to say that any and all moon cheese imports would have to be severely taxed. Just having all of that cheese up there, free for anybody to take, would not do our local economy any good at all.

THINK OF ALL OF THE HOMELESS WISCONSIN CHILDREN THIS WOULD CAUSE!
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silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#25 - 2013-01-28 17:13:11 UTC
Really surprised no one has made this connection yet.

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#26 - 2013-01-28 19:28:13 UTC
Mars Theran wrote:
More or less 6.72 Quintillion people over 10 years, at a rate of half a kg of cheese per day. Assuming it is low fat Swiss cheese, which it would almost have to be.

edit: Small error in my calculations; I think I got it right that time. Blink

OK, then the next question: When those 6.72 quintillion people are done eating all that cheese, how much laxative will they need? Sad
Danica Kaliinen
Kronos TEchnologies
#27 - 2013-01-28 22:25:26 UTC
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
Once you crunch the numbers, think of it: all that cheese would turn to poo, and so the single safest way to get rid of it would be to replace the cheese-moon with a poo-moon. But, to the number crunchers... how much would weight the poo-moon if ti was built solely on the digested cheese from the old cheese-moon?

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Danica Kaliinen
Kronos TEchnologies
#28 - 2013-01-28 22:30:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Danica Kaliinen
How many?: One Scotsman
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#29 - 2013-01-29 04:12:01 UTC
Just one question. What kind of cheese is the moon made of Question

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Ila Gant
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#30 - 2013-01-29 05:36:44 UTC
Commissar Kate wrote:
Just one question. What kind of cheese is the moon made of Question

It's special moon cheese:
Quote:
They try out the lunar cheese, trying to determine what kind it is, but realize it's like nothing they've ever tasted before.
Qaidan Alenko
Eezo-Lution Inc.
#31 - 2013-01-29 08:38:51 UTC
Ila Gant wrote:
Commissar Kate wrote:
Just one question. What kind of cheese is the moon made of Question

It's special moon cheese:
Quote:
They try out the lunar cheese, trying to determine what kind it is, but realize it's like nothing they've ever tasted before.

Not Wensleydale...
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Shalia Ripper
#32 - 2013-01-29 09:44:43 UTC
I usually go with Tillamook cheese as it's Oregon cows are superior to those Wisconsin or Californian cows, but I would gladly endeavor to make as many delicious quesadillas out of moon cheese as I possibly could.

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